The people of Torn are finally going to bed
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Not gonna ask for anything lol, just wanted to say that people like you are great. Thanks for being generous to strangers for the hell of it :D
Duke,
I love you beyond words. Every time I lay eyes upon you, I find myself enraptured, be it by your dazzlingly bulbous nose or your mesmerizingly curvaceous forehead. Your charm has also completely taken me... Every time I step into your office to do my mission for the day, I find myself besotted with how eloquently you deliver your orders. When you crowned me your "irresistible object", I felt butterflies like never before. The only time I couldn't complete a mission due to a chronic case of bad-at-torn-itis, I spent my evening sobbing to myself over how I disappointed you in between bites of bon bons (that I stole from some old dude at Sally's)
I know that I can't offer much to a Supergood Loanshark such as yourself, but I would try my best to make you as happy as I could. I remember your confession on the forums that you were into being shocked, and I would gladly put down 5mil on a cattle prod for you. I'd even cosplay as AraOkita (The citizen who unlocked that "special interest" within you) if that's what you'd want. I'd praise your glory on the daily, show you my shrine to you, explain how you're tender and slow and warm like a slow-cooked ham, how amazing you are for cutting umbilical chords with your pocket shotgun (I'm not sure why or how you did that, but I'm impressed nonetheless), how heavenly you look in those polaroids that I'd kill for a copy of, anything. I love you.
Tell me your favorite food, and I'll learn to cook it. Tell me your favorite flowers, and I'll travel the world to get them for you. I'd whack off anyone you order me to, or break my bones losing to them over and over again, anything to make you happy. Please, Duke, give me a chance!
I'm probably going to regret spilling out my feelings for you like this, but I don't care. I only care about you, Dukey <3
Yours,
Fanatic O. Citanaf
I love you beyond words. Every time I lay eyes upon you, I find myself enraptured, be it by your dazzlingly bulbous nose or your mesmerizingly curvaceous forehead. Your charm has also completely taken me... Every time I step into your office to do my mission for the day, I find myself besotted with how eloquently you deliver your orders. When you crowned me your "irresistible object", I felt butterflies like never before. The only time I couldn't complete a mission due to a chronic case of bad-at-torn-itis, I spent my evening sobbing to myself over how I disappointed you in between bites of bon bons (that I stole from some old dude at Sally's)
I know that I can't offer much to a Supergood Loanshark such as yourself, but I would try my best to make you as happy as I could. I remember your confession on the forums that you were into being shocked, and I would gladly put down 5mil on a cattle prod for you. I'd even cosplay as AraOkita (The citizen who unlocked that "special interest" within you) if that's what you'd want. I'd praise your glory on the daily, show you my shrine to you, explain how you're tender and slow and warm like a slow-cooked ham, how amazing you are for cutting umbilical chords with your pocket shotgun (I'm not sure why or how you did that, but I'm impressed nonetheless), how heavenly you look in those polaroids that I'd kill for a copy of, anything. I love you.
Tell me your favorite food, and I'll learn to cook it. Tell me your favorite flowers, and I'll travel the world to get them for you. I'd whack off anyone you order me to, or break my bones losing to them over and over again, anything to make you happy. Please, Duke, give me a chance!
I'm probably going to regret spilling out my feelings for you like this, but I don't care. I only care about you, Dukey <3
Yours,
Fanatic O. Citanaf
I was flying to SA for the event, and came across this absolutely stupid line that somehow still made me laugh. I need more sleep.
This got me curious, so I'll ask y'all. What's your favorite one of these flying flavor text things? I've no idea what they're called, but you know what I'm talking about. Probably.
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That's super impressive :D little jealous over here lmao
Oh no! Oh great one, please spare TNU, they can't handle your wrath D:
Yes.
I just wanted to donate and receive money, what the hell happened to that thread??
The people of Torn are finally going to bed
Gotta throw more gloves at it. Gloves for the glove number!
Can someone pspspspsp Chedburn?
Why pay back your loan if you're leaving? Why even take out a loan from anyone other than the duke?
As The World Caves In - Matt Maltese
This guy heard the phrase "run-on sentence" and thought it was a good thing
God damn, I need to try this RR thing. Surely nothing will go wrong! :D
Edit: ow my foot
Let's see :D
Alas, poor Alan :(
I'm more worried about him leaping the fence, though. Do you think we can all pitch in to increase the height of his enclosure? I'm sure Torn can raise about as much money as it did to fix Switzerland's rehab center.
Aaaaand, it's hit 2/3rds of its pawn shop price. How long do you think it'll take for points to hit 15k?
We've been lied to and betrayed. Absolutely unbelievable! >:(
Cute cat though, I guess I gotta let it slide
Everyone's heard this joke so many times
...Is combat armor with a DKB comparable? Something tells me it isn't.
I was flying to SA for the event, and came across this absolutely stupid line that somehow still made me laugh. I need more sleep.
This got me curious, so I'll ask y'all. What's your favorite one of these flying flavor text things? I've no idea what they're called, but you know what I'm talking about. Probably.
I just got the strangest sense of deja-vu
Send it to Duke, of course!