MuleDonkey

[3219054] Level 40 Professional Punchbag

The Dead Parrots GangstersSecurity Contractor at Crown Security TCMMarried to TrappednTheTube

Observed 14 Sep 2026 · 15 days ago · Torn public profile

MuleDonkey is a level 40 player in The Dead Parrots who signed up on 13 Feb 2024. Their standout stat is Times hospitalized: #23,986 (tied with 7 others), top 1.2% of ranked players.

#23,986 (tied with 7 others) for times hospitalized top 1.2% of ranked players
#8,292 for value of bounties received top 1.8% of ranked players
Signed up 13 Feb 2024 (2 years ago)
2 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 14 Sep 2026 · 15 days ago · ranks built 28 Sep 2026

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Level: 40; #63,576 tied with 3,775 others top 2.6%; +1 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 943; #1,769,335 tied with 702 others top 71%
Awards: 244; #51,500 tied with 273 others top 4.4%; +29 since Jan
Networth: $670,911,713; #86,737 top 3.7%; +443,231,512 since Jan
Xanax taken: 302; #51,940 tied with 73 others top 20%; +81 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 25; #45,591 tied with 559 others top 37%; +17 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 42; #94,171 tied with 868 others top 38%; +15 since Jan
Attacks won: 1,300; #61,758 tied with 32 others top 5.6%; +286 since Jan
Defends won: 126; #57,910 tied with 424 others top 8.6%; +3 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 18,984; #43,128 top 9.2%; +4,286 since Jan
Races won: 12; #93,840 tied with 1,269 others top 70%; +1 since Jan
Times traveled: 788; #35,467 tied with 45 others top 16%; +220 since Jan
Time played (days): 9.7; #82,524 top 5.8%; +2 since Jan

What stands out 6

#23,986tied with 7 others

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 7 others

4,327 top 1.2%

#8,292

Bounties

Value of bounties received

$60,950,003 top 1.8%

#86,737

Economy

Networth

$670,911,713 top 3.7%

#10,825tied with 82 others

Bounties

Bounties received

tied with 82 others

231 top 2.2%

#17,423tied with 7 others

Combat

Defends lost

tied with 7 others

4,026 top 0.87%

#61,758tied with 32 others

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 32 others

1,300 top 5.6%

Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill.

ranking built 28 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Since January 12 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+1	39	40
Awards	+29	215	244
Networth	+443,231,512	$227,680,201	$670,911,713
Xanax taken	+81	221	302
Energy drinks used	+17	8	25
Energy refills	+15	27	42
Attacks won	+286	1,014	1,300
Defends won	+3	123	126
Criminal offenses	+4,286	14,698	18,984
Races won	+1	11	12
Times traveled	+220	568	788
Time played (days)	+2	7.7	9.7

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 14 Sep 2026 · 15 days ago

Xanax taken: 302; #51,940 tied with 73 others top 20%
Energy refills: 42; #94,171 tied with 868 others top 38%
Energy drinks used: 25; #45,591 tied with 559 others top 37%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 52; #47,792 tied with 364 others top 34%
Elo rating: 1,303; #63,561 tied with 143 others top 3.3%
Best damage: 1,734; #87,413 tied with 44 others top 6.1%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 14 Jan 2026 and 14 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 10 · archived: 2 · threads started (archived): 0

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Rank title Professional Outcast → Professional Punchbag between 14 Jan and 14 Sep
Company Jade feet & boobs → Crown Security TCM between 14 Jan and 14 Sep
Joined The Dead Parrots (from The Wrong 'Uns [Wron]) between 14 Jan and 14 Sep
Left The Wrong 'Uns [Wron] (moved to The Dead Parrots) between 14 Jan and 14 Sep
Reached level 40 between 14 Jan and 14 Sep

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