AprilFools

[3222300] Level 80 Legendary Hired Gun

JFK - Misfits JFK™ Spartan BabyClerk at Nine Hells: Tangy TreatsMarried to kkkketov

Observed 14 Sep 2026 · 13 days ago · Torn public profile

AprilFools is a level 80 player in JFK - Misfits who signed up on 17 Feb 2024. Their standout stat is City items bought: #5,292 (tied with 1 other), top 0.47% of ranked players.

#5,292 (tied with 1 other) for city items bought top 0.47% of ranked players
#5,385 (tied with 1 other) for mission credits earned top 0.51% of ranked players
Signed up 17 Feb 2024 (2 years ago)
2 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 14 Sep 2026 · 13 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 80; #19,831 tied with 1,136 others top 0.82%; +25 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 939; #1,772,448 tied with 928 others top 71%
Awards: 478; #9,380 tied with 103 others top 0.81%; +55 since Jan
Networth: $6,689,943,804; #32,277 top 1.4%; +1,801,446,527 since Jan
Xanax taken: 2,302; #16,059 tied with 7 others top 6.1%; +679 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 605; #11,555 tied with 10 others top 9.3%; +549 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 732; #18,828 tied with 25 others top 7.6%; +220 since Jan
Attacks won: 6,470; #17,483 tied with 3 others top 1.6%; +1,623 since Jan
Defends won: 53; #120,921 tied with 1,946 others top 18%; +21 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 13; #80,175 tied with 1,855 others top 49%; +11 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 70,937; #13,835 top 3%; +21,025 since Jan
Races won: 646; #6,855 tied with 20 others top 5.1%; +414 since Jan
Times traveled: 2,050; #11,475 tied with 10 others top 5.3%; +129 since Jan
Time played (days): 46.6; #24,137 top 1.7%; +8.2 since Jan

What stands out 6

#5,292tied with 1 other

Economy

City items bought

tied with 1 other

72,429 top 0.47%

#5,385tied with 1 other

Missions

Mission credits earned

tied with 1 other

40,664 top 0.51%

#5,305

Combat

Rounds fired

212,091 top 0.57%

#32,277

Economy

Networth

$6,689,943,804 top 1.4%

#17,483tied with 3 others

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 3 others

6,470 top 1.6%

#3,657

Hospital

Medical items used

21,337 top 0.74%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 13 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+25	55	80
Awards	+55	423	478
Networth	+1,801,446,527	$4,888,497,277	$6,689,943,804
Xanax taken	+679	1,623	2,302
Energy drinks used	+549	56	605
Energy refills	+220	512	732
Attacks won	+1,623	4,847	6,470
Defends won	+21	32	53
People busted	+11	2	13
Criminal offenses	+21,025	49,912	70,937
Races won	+414	232	646
Times traveled	+129	1,921	2,050
Time played (days)	+8.2	38.3	46.6

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 14 Sep 2026 · 13 days ago

Xanax taken: 2,302; #16,059 tied with 7 others top 6.1%
Energy refills: 732; #18,828 tied with 25 others top 7.6%
Energy drinks used: 605; #11,555 tied with 10 others top 9.3%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 21; #64,743 tied with 877 others top 47%
Elo rating: 2,144; #15,036 tied with 30 others top 0.79%
Best damage: 5,492; #27,786 tied with 7 others top 1.9%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 14 Jan 2026 and 14 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 2 · archived: 2 · threads started (archived): 0

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Rank title Idolized Hired Gun → Legendary Hired Gun between 14 Jan and 14 Sep
Faction position Little Misfit → Spartan Baby between 14 Jan and 14 Sep
Reached level 80 between 14 Jan and 14 Sep
Reached level 75 between 14 Jan and 14 Sep
Reached level 70 between 14 Jan and 14 Sep
Reached level 60 between 14 Jan and 14 Sep

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