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I'm one year in torn. I started at a music store in my first week. It's been great to get through so many gyms as fast as possible. I still plan on training and flying 24/7 but I need a boost in income. It's getting harder to financially get ahead with so many expenses. That's why I'm here I want to put my hard work into a company that fits within my goals. As I've mentioned I train and fly daily. I also chain, race and war with my faction. I do have references if needed. Work stats below. Thanks for your consideration. 

split2th

EDIT: Job found

Manual Labor:

6,943

Intelligence:

18,569

Endurance:

11,910

Here's a screenshot of the questionable acts. 

I'll edit in any response I get. 

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Here's the juicy goodness:

-Send a short, funny and sweet message to your Torn spouse, full of innuendos (but keep within the rules). If your spouse replies, even better. Post screenshot.

Hey sweety I can't wait to see that bulging man muscle cum through the door later tonight. I'm patiently waiting to eat me dinner. It'll be spicy hot sausage and I plan on savouring every bite. After dinner deserts on me, or all over me😉😘❤️

-Send a short and funny message to your faction leader, telling them that you wish your parents were more like your leader. Make it awkward. Post screenshot.

Hello boss, I just wanted to write this letter to you to tell you how much you mean to me. You see, my dad used to beet me, often with sex toys, and now I have daddy issues and severe anxiety. But you are kind and caring. You're like the dad I wish had. 

I was hoping we could meet IRL. I'd be willing to hop on a plane anytime. 

Much admiration, yours truly, 

split2th

 - Write a small passage unnecessarily complaining like a boomer about some aspect of Torn.

Wow really, I come into this game and think ok these guys seem legit. I'm grinding hard and making some progress. I buy a Bazaar with my own hard earned points and it seems to pay off. Then I invest in history courses because I figure they might help financially maybe do some plushie runs. Sounds like a plan. Then here comes Mr Ched fancy-pants burns to pull the rug out from beneath me. Yay, let's start by tanking points value who the hell needs that much money anyway. But then the real bum rush comes when they nerf bazaars and introduce taxes. Taxes! Who the hell asked to taxes in Torn. Now I have to fly 24 hours a day just for xanies and point refills. Come on, who's looking out for the little guy. 

-Make a pun about your username.

When it comes to being the biggest dick, split2th is really closing the gap.

Bonus pun: The issues with being split2th are widespread.

Edit 1: my dad never beat me😂 everything here is satirical, including the rant about Ched. This game is fun because the people who play it are fun. Although nerfing my brand new Bazaar was kinda mean🙂

Edit 2: from by boss only. Probably my spouse expects those kinds of messages from me😂

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Add salt and pepper to taste. 

Edit: Bump

Perfect faction for someone who has shit to do, but still wants to play competitive. Nice balance. 

A good bunch of chaps. Worth considering if you're looking for a chill faction. 

This is not a paid endorsement🙂

All they need to do is operate the faction bank like an atm machine.You withdraw as much as you want up to your account balance. No need for bankers. This feature will never be added though😒 

That article needs an edit. This is gonna drive people mental, lol.

Edit: If this were true why wouldn't the article mention premium travel getting nerfed by 5? Seems to important to leave out.

What can I add to the script to add my API using Tornpda. I see it's being tested for a while now.

Let's Goooo. 

11:26:12 - 05/06/26 You bought 10x Xanax on Deadringers's bazaar at $835,900 each for a total of $8,359,000

Let's Go!

Add salt and pepper to taste. 

Edit: Bump

This works so well. Killed it in my last chain. Small login issue developer fixed it right away. Thanks. 

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Join Toxic Reign if you like bumping with numbers🙂

Perfect faction for someone who has shit to do, but still wants to play competitive. Nice balance. 

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A good bunch of chaps. Worth considering if you're looking for a chill faction. 

This is not a paid endorsement🙂

I love big BUMPS and I can not lie.. 

Train more today, get bigger gains for the rest of your torn life. 

Tldr; Just stop doing drugs. Addiction goes away over time. 

From the wiki

-Going to Rehab in Switzerland

-Waiting for the addiction to wear off naturally. 20 Addiction Points are removed naturally each day at 3:30am TCT.

-Spending job points on specials: "R and R" in Cruise Line Agency, "Herbal Cleansing" in Flower Shop, and "Suppression" in Nightclub (all of which are available in 5* companies). 1 Addiction Point is removed per job point.

-Using Book : Milk Yourself Sober which removes a substantial amount of drug addiction upon completion.

-Using Book : Hot Turkey to gain no drug addiction 31 days.

-Using a White Easter Egg which halves current drug addiction, although it does not appear to do the same to the rehab expense.

50/50 is way better then you'd get anywhere else in Torn gambling.

Hope to see some pics. Sorry I missed it.

The only bet you can be sure of is with the bookie.

Music store is good to start with if you want to make the most out of gyms. I'd personally start with that one then move on to a money making perk after about 16 months.

Edit: it has to be minimum 3 star and I'd use it at least until you're finished with happy jumping.

Some people have crazy fast ping times some people don't. Satellite is the slowest. Cellular towers probably second. Wired fiber-optic cable will get you the quickest. I'm stuck in the middle so I kinda get what your saying. But it's not necessarily Torns fault. Although they may get some server slow down occasionally.