Recently get the spies for the upcoming war and you're just a tad under stats? This here AK74U has a 17% chance to motivate you to go to the gym more so you can see what it would be like if your stats were 10-50% higher, if the RNG gods bless you that is.
SIG 552 - 63% Assassinate - 250M
Whored speed and strength so much that you're a glass cannon? Bless your soul, this gun might not help.
However, it will make that first click you get 63% better. ^_^
Claymore Sword - 16% Motivation - 120M
Same deal here as that AK74U that's up there ^^^ unless it sold by the time you're reading this and the boss forgot to edit the post.
Thanks for shoppin'!
If you've made this this far, there's a free Xanax to the first person who can tell me who I quoted at the beginning of my post! Cheers!
Congrats! 3opk with the answer.
You sent some Xanax to 3opk with the message: Correct answer!
I'm not one for airing my personal grievances, however, this guy deserves everything he has coming to him.
He was my first "bad" encounter with someone on Torn back when he was Zvglass. I promised him that he would get his and spent what little money I had then in an attempt to make a point and promised I'd help make his life miserable forever.
21:46:58 - 08/06/24 You placed 1x $10,000,000 bounties on Woollymaestro for a cost of $15,000,000 : On principal
21:53:10 - 08/06/24 You placed 4x $2,100,000 bounties on Woollymaestro for a cost of $12,600,000 : Cancels trade then mugs
21:55:46 - 08/06/24 You placed 5x $2,050,000 bounties on Woollymaestro for a cost of $15,375,000 : This is for the 2nd mug
14:36:02 - 03/01/25 You anonymously placed 10x $200,000 bounties on Woollymaestro for a cost of $4,000,000
16:15:28 - 04/01/25 You anonymously placed 9x $100,000 bounties on Woollymaestro for a cost of $1,800,000
21:08:53 - 13/02/25 You anonymously placed 10x $125,000 bounties on Woollymaestro for a cost of $2,500,000
Bounty reasons supposed to say Promises Made & Promises Kept.
I've been struggling to get any bites on getting trained, so I've put together the following in hopes of catching attention. I would potentially like to uphold this deal after I complete the city education job but I haven't planned that far ahead for my future in Torn. Thank you for your time and consideration, please send me a PM with any questions. Also, please excuse any errors in my math and/or typos.
I would prefer to be at least receiving 5 trains a day for the sake of time but some trains are better than no trains!
Currently looking for around 100 trains, below is what I'm willing to pay based on my goals, your amount of trains available, and me being willing to dedicate up to 100m to this.
# of trains - price per train - daily amount - training duration - total payout
3 Trains - 500k - 1.5m/day - 34 days - 51m total 4 Trains - 550k - 2.2m/day - 25 days - 55m total 5 Trains - 650k - 3.25m/day - 20 days - 65m total 6 Trains - 700k - 4.2m/day - 17 days - 71.4m total 7 Trains - 750k - 5.25m/day - 15 days - 78.75m total 8 Trains - 800k - 6.4m/day - 13 days - 83.2m total 9 Trains is not beneficial for either party - can discuss in PM if needed 10 Trains - 900k - 9m/day - 10 days - 90m total
Add the following if your company meets the following type and * rating as a minimum
3* Lingerie + 25k/train 10* Cruise Line + 75k/train 7* Flower Shop + 75k/train 7* Toy Shop + 75k/train 10* Adult Novelty +100k/train (no edvd tax)
Yes, I'm willing to pay up to 1m/train at a 10* AN providing 10 trains a day.
Now here's the bad - I'm new and have terrible work stats.
Current work stats Int: 13 Man: 82 End: 43 Total: 138 +1 EE
Remaining Int: 4352 Man: 1170 End: 1193
Target - Fast Track Principal Int: 4365 Man: 1252 End: 1236
Hiring! Looking for someone 50k+ INT and decent man/end.
Great time to get in somewhere before Caffeinecon!
Job points = 25 Cans /mo
As an example of a recent month worth of points being turned in. Results not guaranteed.
13:22:23 - 01/01/26 You used 300 / 317 job points on Canned In receiving 5x Can of Taurine Elite, 6x Can of X-MASS, 5x Can of Red Cow, 1x Can of Munster, 6x Can of Rockstar Rudolph, 2x Can of Santa Shooters
