CouchMonster

[3291843] Level 84 Legendary Egotist Traveling

Happy Accidents HA Keyboard WarriorBartender at Enemy #1: SobrietyMarried to Jarnathan

Observed 15 Sep 2026 · 12 days ago · Torn public profile

CouchMonster is a level 84 player in Happy Accidents who signed up on 11 May 2024. Their standout stat is Money mugged: #8,989, top 1.1% of ranked players.

#8,989 for money mugged top 1.1% of ranked players
#12,032 (tied with 5 others) for best damage top 0.84% of ranked players
Signed up 11 May 2024 (2 years ago)
7 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 15 Sep 2026 · 12 days ago · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

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Level: 84; #17,619 tied with 473 others top 0.71%; +5 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 856; #1,840,412 tied with 1,259 others top 74%
Awards: 396; #20,661 tied with 161 others top 1.8%; +22 since Jan
Networth: $5,846,179,705; #35,229 top 1.5%; +967,999,711 since Jan
Xanax taken: 2,114; #17,567 tied with 10 others top 6.7%; +509 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 903; #8,883 tied with 4 others top 7.1%; +42 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 620; #21,506 tied with 35 others top 8.7%; +138 since Jan
Attacks won: 5,981; #19,206 tied with 3 others top 1.8%; +807 since Jan
Defends won: 136; #54,152 tied with 338 others top 8.1%; +22 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 9; #88,779 tied with 2,670 others top 54%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 57,166; #18,621 top 4%; +7,702 since Jan
Races won: 238; #19,335 tied with 55 others top 14%; +1 since Jan
Times traveled: 295; #67,248 tied with 117 others top 31%; +33 since Jan
Time played (days): 37.8; #29,492 top 2.1%; +2.4 since Jan

What stands out 6

#8,989

Combat

Money mugged

$516,316,270 top 1.1%

#12,032tied with 5 others

Combat

Best damage

tied with 5 others

8,525 top 0.84%

#990

Economy

Item market sales

128,151 top 0.59%

#3,230

Economy

Items bought

67,345 top 0.61%

#29,492

Activity

Time played

37.8 top 2.1%

#17,280tied with 2 others

Missions

Mission credits earned

tied with 2 others

14,357 top 1.6%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,678 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Since January 12 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+5	79	84
Awards	+22	374	396
Networth	+967,999,711	$4,878,179,994	$5,846,179,705
Xanax taken	+509	1,605	2,114
Energy drinks used	+42	861	903
Energy refills	+138	482	620
Attacks won	+807	5,174	5,981
Defends won	+22	114	136
Criminal offenses	+7,702	49,464	57,166
Races won	+1	237	238
Times traveled	+33	262	295
Time played (days)	+2.4	35.5	37.8

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 15 Sep 2026 · 12 days ago

Xanax taken: 2,114; #17,567 tied with 10 others top 6.7%
Energy refills: 620; #21,506 tied with 35 others top 8.7%
Energy drinks used: 903; #8,883 tied with 4 others top 7.1%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 214; #18,927 tied with 86 others top 13%
Elo rating: 2,257; #11,490 tied with 35 others top 0.6%
Best damage: 8,525; #12,032 tied with 5 others top 0.84%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 14 Jan 2026 and 15 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 10 · archived: 7 · threads started (archived): 1

Threads started 1 most recent

Looking for a 7* + pub Company Recruitment · 29 Jun 2025 · 0 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Rank title Champion Merchant → Legendary Egotist between 14 Jan and 15 Sep
Joined Happy Accidents [HA] (from The Next Level - Forge [TNLF]) between 14 Jan and 15 Sep
Left The Next Level - Forge [TNLF] (moved to Happy Accidents [HA]) between 14 Jan and 15 Sep
Reached level 80 between 14 Jan and 15 Sep

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