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princess [329437] Level 100 JFK JFK™ Boomer

Forum posts (Torn's count): 1,034 observed 17 Sep 2026
Archived posts: 779
Threads started (archived): 8

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Faction Recruitment 188 posts
General Discussion 171 posts
Faction Discussion 102 posts
Graveyard 82 posts
Company Recruitment 77 posts
Achievements 38 posts
Fun & Games 28 posts
Suggestions 24 posts

Threads started

(POWERLEVEL for Halloween) 6* Candle Shop Hiring! Company Recruitment · 28 Aug · 2 replies · 38 views
Looking for a Handbag Trading Post · 26 May · 3 replies · 38 views
10* Gent's Strip Club Hiring! Company Recruitment · 27 Mar · 45 replies · 320 views
Overdosed on my first cannabis.. Achievements · 11 Nov 2020 · 2 replies · 147 views
Selling My GAK Trading Post · 18 May 2020 · 2 replies · 77 views
Level 99 to 100 in 528 hits! Achievements · 22 May 2019 · 16 replies · 537 views
9* Fitness Centre (Recruiting Everyone) Company Recruitment · 24 Jun 2014 · 284 replies · 1,305 views
Teddybears Recruiting Faction Recruitment · 24 Jun 2014 · 57 replies · 302 views

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9* Fitness Centre (Recruiting Everyone) · 24 Jun 2014 · 15 likes

[image: companyimages.torn.com]

Requirements:
Active Daily
Good Understanding of the Game

Specials:
30 minute education time reduction
50% reduction of happiness loss in gym
Increase Strength
3% life regeneration per tick
3% gym gains

Pay:
$25,000 (may increase or decrease depending on company performance)

Info:
Click here to message me
Click here to apply for the company.

NOTE: We are accepting drug users and new players so we can help you improve your working stats!

10* Gent's Strip Club Hiring! · 27 Mar · 5 likes

Requirements:

Active Daily

Good Understanding of the Game

Believe that dex is sex

Company Status:

Always recruiting, even if full.

Specials:

- +50 Happy

- +25% Passive Dexterity

- +50% Tyrosine effect & duration

- +10% Dexterity gym gains

- 1/4 chance to dodge melee attacks (unlocking soon)

Information:

- Trains are rotational

- Unfortunately, we do not pay

- We are here mainly for the dex passives

Join the multiverse:

Click here to join my CANDLE SHOP

Click here to join my GENTS STRIP CLUB

Click here to message me

NOTE: We are accepting drug users and new players so we can help you improve your working stats

MnC Recruiting ~ Free Hippo Porn ~ 4B+ · 25 Jun 2014 · 32 likes

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

i dont support LGBT how do i turn off the banner? · 30 Jun 2019 · 45 likes

Seems like someone isn't comfortable with their own sexuality, DM me I can help you come out of the closet.

It must really piss you off when I type like this huh?

39th Street Healers co-lead stole my money D: · 29 Jul 2019 · 103 likes

39th Street Stealers >.<

Recent archived posts

This Tourism Day Event is Bullshit · 27 Sep 2026, 14:58 TCT · 1 like

No way you can say fucked now, woah

Looking for a Handbag · 8 Sep 2026, 01:25 TCT

Still looking

STOP AI SLOP ON TORN! · 8 Sep 2026, 01:16 TCT · 1 like

What happened to Torn? You're right..

Who posts a thread and doesn't do a poll, as the kids (qu4ck) say, the game is truly gone..

10* Gent's Strip Club Hiring! · 29 Aug 2026, 02:07 TCT

Need 2

(POWERLEVEL for Halloween) 6* Candle Shop Hiring! · 29 Aug 2026, 02:04 TCT

Bump

(POWERLEVEL for Halloween) 6* Candle Shop Hiring! · 28 Aug 2026, 22:05 TCT

POWERLEVELLING FOR HALLOWEEN

Requirements:

Active Daily

Good Understanding of the Game

Believe that dex is sex

Company Status:

Always Recruiting

Specials:

- +50 Happy

- +50% awareness

- +2 Nerve

- +5 Energy

- View someone's true level

Information:

- Trains are rotational

- Open to selling trains

- Unfortunately, we do not pay

- We are here mainly for the free energy

Contact:

Click here to message me

Click here to apply for the company

NOTE: We are accepting drug users and new players so we can help you improve your working stats

10b Total BS (Dividends) · 28 Aug 2026, 09:23 TCT · 5 likes

Dex is sex.

Don't listen to them, don't train speed. Just dodge everything.

Buying or Selling a Company? -Advertise Here- · 28 Aug 2026, 09:19 TCT

Looking to buy a 7* or above Candle Shop

Message or a chat if yours becomes available, looking for a fast purchase.

10* Gent's Strip Club Hiring! · 13 Aug 2026, 08:13 TCT

Bump

10* Gent's Strip Club Hiring! · 7 Jul 2026, 17:21 TCT

Looking for one

Looking for a Handbag · 30 Jun 2026, 10:48 TCT

Looking for a Handbag · 26 May 2026, 23:34 TCT · 4 likes

I honestly didn’t expect it to affect me this much, ever since MeanSteve gave the Handbag to me I've never left my house without it until I got pissed and sold it.

I feel so empty without it.

That bag carried more than my stuff, it carried memories, dick pics for blackmailing, confidence, and comfort.

Now I catch myself thinking about it all the time while I have to carry one temp like a broke person.

So if anyone has a nice handbag they’re willing to sell at a good price, please hit me up. I’m trying to fill the void or ill die.

Unless you want me to die.