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Hoarder's Paradise · · 2 likes

Welcome to the ultimate paradise for collectors and treasure hunters! This is your chance to snag unique and unexpected finds at unbeatable prices. Dive into a sea of treasures and shop to your heart's content—there are no limits on how much you can take home! Enjoy prices that are guaranteed to be 7.58% lower than market value, making it easier than ever to expand your collection. Don't miss out—come explore and discover your next great find today!

 

Every now and then, you’ll discover items priced at an incredible 15.16% below market value, especially when it comes to high-end or rare finds! Don’t miss out on these extraordinary savings!

 

https://www.torn.com/bazaar.php?userId=3337648#/

4 medium suitcases for sale! · · 1 like

I got 4 medium suitcases for sale. I'm mostly targetting people who own factions and trying to get their members up in the air! Message me if you're willing to buy off me. 4 million each!

 

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New faction, 9/11 Flyers, looking for people!!! · · 1 like

We the faction of trade, invite you to join us for ease of money making and good and profitable travel, and if you don't join us your free to trade with any of our members!

 

 

 

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You have an unwanted virgin in your village of witches?

 

DONT SACRAFOCE HER! SELL HER TO US FOR $10M!

 

 

 

You have a bunch of liquor and don't want to sell legally?

 

SELL IT TO US FOR A FAIR PRICE!

 

 

 

Someone being annoying and you just want to get rid of them?

 

WE'LL BUY THEM FOR $100K TO $10M!

 

 

 

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As a member of out faction whenever you make a trade with others the faction will want compensation, you keep 80% of what you make and we get 20% of it unless it's a personal trade!

 

 

 

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Must Have Discord

 

Must be varified in Official Torn Discord

 

Must have a TornStats account

 

Must have account with Tornium Bot

Faction looking for recruits! · · 1 like

I am appart of a quadfecta of factions, The 4 Demons! We're a small circle right nkw, but we support eachother. Each faction has different roles

Red Demons: war and finances

Green Demons: medical

Blue Demons: drugs

Pink Demons (me): weapons and armor

 

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Free Rides Available! · · 1 like

Free Rides Available: 0 — Come Get Happy, Sweetheart

 

Hey Torn City! I’m serving +250 Happiness Free Rides straight from the Amusement Park, and honestly?

If you’re not boosting before you train, you’re basically doing push-ups with ankle weights for fun. Let me fix that for you.

 

💥 Why Ride With Me?

 

+250 Happy instantly.

Think of it as emotional support… but legally purchasable.

 

Zero booster cooldown.

This special does not touch your booster timer — use it whenever you want. Pre-burst, post-burst, mild life crisis, I’m here for it.

 

Reliable & repeatable.

You know what you’re getting every time: a clean +250 Happy boost right when you need it.

 

💰 Pricing — Because Even Chaos Has a Rate

 

Base cost: $700,000 per ride

(Negotiable, but don’t come at me with “200k?” unless you want the Look™.)

 

I also accept tradeables at current market value:

• Plushie sets

• Exotic Flower sets

• Xanax

• Other easy-to-move items — if it flips fast, I’m listening.

 

🤝 How to Book Without Summoning My Wrath

 

1. Mail me with “250 HAPPY” in the subject.

2. Tell me if you’re paying Cash or Item.

3. Send the agreed payment.

4. I’ll slap that boost on you the moment I’m online.

 

My hours are chaotic, unpredictable, and fueled by caffeine, but I always deliver.

If I’m offline, go ahead and mail + pay — I’ll hit you with the happy boost as soon as I pop back in.

 

**Train harder. Level faster.

Get happy. Stay dangerous.**

 

The ride’s open — hop on, darling.

 

 

Shoutout to Roxie327 [2839911] for helping make the forum thread!

 

 

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13:36:02 - 27/12/25 HaychyBaby sent $2,000,000 to you with the message: Keep the change haha

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13:32:29 - 27/12/25 You used 10 / 390 job points on Free Ride increasing HaychyBaby's happiness from 4,525 to 4,775

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13:32:36 - 27/12/25 You used 10 / 380 job points on Free Ride increasing HaychyBaby's happiness from 4,775 to 5,025

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05:45:00 - 29/12/25 ColdLand sent $8,000,000 to you with the message: 15 rides

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05:45:03 - 29/12/25 You used 10 / 390 job points on Free Ride increasing ColdLand's happiness from 1,056 to 1,306

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05:45:46 - 29/12/25 You used 10 / 250 job points on Free Ride increasing ColdLand's happiness from 4,556 to 4,806

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Free Rides Available! · · 1 like

Free Rides Available: 0 — Come Get Happy, Sweetheart

 

Hey Torn City! I’m serving +250 Happiness Free Rides straight from the Amusement Park, and honestly?

If you’re not boosting before you train, you’re basically doing push-ups with ankle weights for fun. Let me fix that for you.

 

💥 Why Ride With Me?

 

+250 Happy instantly.

Think of it as emotional support… but legally purchasable.

 

Zero booster cooldown.

This special does not touch your booster timer — use it whenever you want. Pre-burst, post-burst, mild life crisis, I’m here for it.

 

Reliable & repeatable.

You know what you’re getting every time: a clean +250 Happy boost right when you need it.

 

💰 Pricing — Because Even Chaos Has a Rate

 

Base cost: $700,000 per ride

(Negotiable, but don’t come at me with “200k?” unless you want the Look™.)

 

I also accept tradeables at current market value:

• Plushie sets

• Exotic Flower sets

• Xanax

• Other easy-to-move items — if it flips fast, I’m listening.

 

🤝 How to Book Without Summoning My Wrath

 

1. Mail me with “250 HAPPY” in the subject.

2. Tell me if you’re paying Cash or Item.

3. Send the agreed payment.

4. I’ll slap that boost on you the moment I’m online.

 

My hours are chaotic, unpredictable, and fueled by caffeine, but I always deliver.

If I’m offline, go ahead and mail + pay — I’ll hit you with the happy boost as soon as I pop back in.

 

**Train harder. Level faster.

Get happy. Stay dangerous.**

 

The ride’s open — hop on, darling.

 

 

Shoutout to Roxie327 [2839911] for helping make the forum thread!

 

 

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13:36:02 - 27/12/25 HaychyBaby sent $2,000,000 to you with the message: Keep the change haha

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13:32:29 - 27/12/25 You used 10 / 390 job points on Free Ride increasing HaychyBaby's happiness from 4,525 to 4,775

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13:32:36 - 27/12/25 You used 10 / 380 job points on Free Ride increasing HaychyBaby's happiness from 4,775 to 5,025

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

05:45:00 - 29/12/25 ColdLand sent $8,000,000 to you with the message: 15 rides

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05:45:03 - 29/12/25 You used 10 / 390 job points on Free Ride increasing ColdLand's happiness from 1,056 to 1,306

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05:45:46 - 29/12/25 You used 10 / 250 job points on Free Ride increasing ColdLand's happiness from 4,556 to 4,806

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