Quartemioric: forum

700k per train is ludicrous

"Trump signs bill making all Americans legally female. Salaries expected to drop 30% nationwide"

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Hey everyone! I'll be giving away $5M when I land in Torn in two parts.

• $2.5M to a random commentor on this thread! Just send anything to enter!
• $2.5M to someone who's willing to do a "special bonus task". I want you to write and send a pointed and detailed compliment to a certain player. Comment under if you're willing to do this and I'll tell you who the target player is! I'll probably go with the first person who wants to do this lol. JFK members excluded. Edit: Special task has been completed!

17:08:12 - 29/07/25 You sent $2,500,000 to Kufuutarou with the message: Thanks!

17:12:20 - 29/07/25 You sent $2,500,000 to BolTu with the message: Winner!

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Yes, 0.000121% (1 in 826,446) chance. Wiki says there are 4,393,767 billfolds in circulation so if you were to open every billfold in the game that would happen 5-6 times probably.

Do the weapons caches have the same rarity odds as armor caches? What are the chances for each bonus & what are the bonus quality ranges at each rarity tier? What distribution is used for weapon damage/accuracy/quality?

I like scamming and think it should be in the game but don't like gambling. Third party websites and not just discord servers feels like a step too far. Those websites like Stake have crazy exploitative games, like the greed ones. Basically money printers. Better to lose torn money than real money though. Torn saved me from losing real money on poker.

falls by 20%, not to 0%, if it lands on a book you have?? 100% chance to 80% chance, for example

When you're on your last book, I'm guessing the math works like, after 5 months you reach 100% book chance, then you have to roll on average for 44 months until you land on the last book and get it instead of a special item? 😬

Appreciate the reward mechanic

I did, thank you!

• Actual thoughts on it?

Was fun and cool and a nice surprise

• What %% did you get in your team? (Please add to answers for below questions, for science)

22% overall, team placed #7

• How many chambers were available to you?

4

• Did top 1% get 2 rewards or still 1? 

Idk

• Were you offered a book? 
Yes - High School for Adults (free merit reset)

I just downvoted your thread.

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Bit late now

Really?? Jesus that's petty

NIghtwing is leader of Loose Cannons

Meanmike is leader of Touching Grass

Nightwing decides that we target Touching Grass because he hates Meanmike, not because of any strategic reason, and also crashes out in forums when we turn on them

When Touching Grass are gone, we have shown we are a liability and teams target us next

It is very much a case of, he who creates the leadership contest forum thread wins leadership

You guys put up a really fucking good fight, congratulations. One of the strongest teams this year for sure.

Quick guide to  the meta for any new players here that have not yet visited the "tutorials & guides" section of the forums:

• Attack low stat targets until you reach level 15. Nothing is as important as this.
• At level 15 you can fly abroad. Buy stock, re-sell in torn for money.
• Slut until $500m in the bank, grow stats to 100k-2m, happy jump, start warring
• Profit

jesus christ

"Do you rent your head to the council as a speedbump?"

Don't make memes with ai what's the point

Trump draft dodged for vietnam

monty python and the holy grail tis-but-a-scratch style?