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HT vs Nameless Alliance Sector 7 Showdown · · 186 likes

Day Two Update

Please see the below video* for an unbiased, impartial, and completely factual update on the 2nd day of the HT (and friends) conflict against the Nameless Alliance.

YouTube video HBnpyzq6Mv0


*Paid for by the Propaganda Wing of HT, AI slop limited to backgrounds. Credit to Silentslade for the D3vl vid, and to spantrakos for the HT logo.

 

I don't work for tips - the Propaganda Wing of HT keeps my X-MASS mini-fridge stocked - but I do want to thank the below kind citizens.

12:50:10 - 29/12/25 hemi sent 3x Feathery Hotel Coupon to you with the message: Your war video is chefs kiss, keep up the good work

18:44:52 - 29/12/25 xuim sent 30x Xanax to you with the message: Outstanding content. GG

Thank you!

HT vs Nameless Alliance Sector 7 Showdown · · 151 likes

CLICK HERE for the explosive conclusion of our Finances of War series

 

CLICK HERE for Part One of the Finances of War video

 

CLICK HERE to view Nightly News for January 2/3

CLICK HERE
for Nightly News teaser + forum highlights

CLICK HERE
for the day 3 or maybe 4 video update

CLICK HERE
for the day two video update

CLICK HERE
  for (almost) 24 hour update

Original post below:

At 03:00:00 on 12/27/25, 6 factions representing the Nameless Alliance launched an assault against territories controlled by HT. This assault was precipitated by some pointed comments by HT-Supermikk starting on page 19 of this thread.

The initial factions attacking HT were
Iron Rose Legion
Ruthless Reborn
In Memory of the Fallen
Rabid Chihuahuas
Blue Rock Cartel
and Iron Rose Cartel

In the hours following, two more factions joined the assault against HT: Extinction, and Unbroken Silence.

 



This is an ongoing conflict. Please post your thoughts, observations, memes, bets, and trash talk below.

HT vs Nameless Alliance Sector 7 Showdown · · 125 likes

Nightly News for January 2/3, 2026

 

Thanks to a generous contribution from the Propaganda Wing of HT ...

 

We're proud to release the first entry in NIGHTLY NEWS - Torn City's trusted, completely impartial source of breaking news.

Please see episode one below.

YouTube video TUXTf-8VIhU


Special thank you to Marches for creating the territory timelapse and to Merkelig for using his API wizardry to get me the attacking stats.

07:59:35 - 04/01/26 You sent a Can of X-MASS to Marches with the message: Thank you for contributing to Nightly News!
07:58:52 - 04/01/26 You sent a Can of X-MASS to Merkelig with the message: Thank you for contributing to Nightly News!

AI disclaimer - basically everything that isn't me or a screenshot is created by AI.

HT vs Nameless Alliance Sector 7 Showdown · · 121 likes

Day Three (or four?) update

 

Please see the below video for more entirely accurate and factual analysis of the ongoing conflict.

 

 

YouTube video glCKhSnLiLw

AI disclaimer - backgrounds are AI generated. Also the music - it's from pixabay.com

HT vs Nameless Alliance Sector 7 Showdown · · 81 likes




Almost 24 Hour Update

Nearly twenty-four hours into the conflict, vast swathes of Sector 7 (and 6) are lit up in red as HT continues to defend against Nameless Alliance (NA) assaults across nine territories. The Unbroken Legion are one of the latest to enter the fray, launching an assault on OBA at 00:23 12/28/25. The Rabid Chihuahuas meanwhile, defend against one assault from HT in JUB.

Over the course of the day, numerous other factions entered into conflict - some aligned with the NA, others friendly to HT, some simply looking for a good bit of fun.

 

Inglorious Basterds launch an assault on Extinction (NA) over NBA

Odyssey attack the Rabid Chihuahuas (NA) over HUB

Unbroken Silence (NA) attack The Askelads in MAA

UNiTed Flying Doctors attack the Collective Resistance (NA) over ODG

A number of factions launched assaults on the Blue Rock Cartel (NA)

Victory Through Harmony assaults TCG
The Untouchables attack LUB
Violent Resolution assaults PVB
and HitchHikers assaults Blue Rock Cartel over KBG

(if I missed your faction’s doubtless heroic battle for whichever side you’re on, DM me, or post below, or get back to sitting on a wall like you should be)

 

Here are some thread highlights for those too cowardly to scroll through pages of D3vl related bickering:

 

Ariael comes out as a D3vl apologist, stating “D3vl wasn't as bad as everyone says, or at least wasn't towards me. He was at least respectful.”

 

Doge5935 states, with tremendous understatement, that the Blue Rock Cartel look to be in “a bit of trouble”.

 

Thirteen and a half hours into the conflict, SimbaJack announces that the central premise has been resolved: “...can HT beat Nameless! … We have the answer already! And its NO!”
His comment is ratioed by RavenMorgan3, referring to Simbajake’s statement as a “weird take” and to the conflict as a gang bang.

 

Several ... quality ... memes are posted.

 

A handful of references to dirty bombs are made.


Then, as if on some inevitable slide ending in a puddle of shit, the thread degenerated into D3vl related drama.

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Specialist merit :) · · 1 like

Grats Jorgen 💪

Elimination War Cry · · 64 likes

On behalf of Touching grass, I humbly invite you to GET OFF OUR DAMN LAWN!

YouTube video m1m9vd5U9WQ

 

A lot of grass was touched in the making of this video.

Yet another Term Breaker · · 7 likes

If you deserved the termed win, surely you can beat their ass, now it's a real fight, no?

 

But agreeeing to cancel terms if your squad is slow, then when that precise scenario occurs, running to the forums to whine about the big bad "term breakers" - that is what's known as a bitch move. So maybe winning ain't in your cards.

 

ODB vs [HT] · · 9 likes

Congrats ODB.

 

I almost have 1 billion in bounties. Pleaae hop off. ·

If you prefer to play only with robots, simply stay off the forums and don't interact with other players - just NPCs. Solves everybody's problems, no?

[RW] NLA vs Druggies · · 7 likes

One or two dolts in there doing their best to make the faction look bad, and it works. Take the dub, or the L, with some class next time anon.

Prisoner of War - 2026 Tour · · 1 like

Scrolled way back to check in on this.

What happened?

Was it meant to be a farewell tour?

😕

 

TornCan Montreal ... Again Please !! · · 1 like

You promised us Nunavut.

You promised!

TornCANDI · · 4 likes

Wore it to work today. I now have a meeting with HR???

Guessing they wanna know where to order one for themselves.

 

TornCan Montreal ... Again Please !! · · 2 likes

Not first, but definitely best.

TornCan Montreal ... Again Please !! · · 1 like

I'd be offended too, being photographed with such lowlifes...

TornCan Montreal ... Again Please !! · · 4 likes

 

Congratulations to armandpoitra, Kishirorr, Martyco, Filet Mignon Xapd0, and PulseArts for beating my ass in laser tag.

 

13:44:37 - 17/08/26 You sent a Can of Crocozade to armandpoitra with the message: For beating me in Laser Tag. Congrats!

 

13:46:00 - 17/08/26 You sent a Can of Crocozade to Kishirorr with the message: For beating me in Laser Tag. Congrats!

 

13:47:15 - 17/08/26 You sent a Can of Crocozade to Martyco with the message: For beating me in Laser Tag. Congrats!

 

13:48:20 - 17/08/26 You sent a Can of Crocozade to PulseArts with the message: For beating me in Laser Tag. Congrats!

 

17:06:25 - 17/08/26 You sent a Can of Crocozade to Xapd0 with the message: For beating me in Laser Tag. Congrats!

TornCan Montreal ... Again Please !! · · 1 like

Absolute legend right here.

TornCan Montreal ... Again Please !! · · 3 likes

I'm so ready for TornCan 2: Go-Kart edition.

[RW] Next Level Ascension vs |HT| · · 10 likes

Congrats on a very impressive win, and congrats to everyone who struck it rich in this thread.

 

Great activity and effective coordination from NLA. Love to see a team work together to achieve an underdog win, even if it ain't my team.

 

You guys do get a lot of warring done in between the steady barrage of anonymous shit talk. 

TornCan Montreal ... Again Please !! · · 5 likes

Am I ... doing this right?

A bit nervous posting TBH. Don't wanna disappoint that player with the butthole obsession.

TornCANDI · · 1 like

All I know is that the other guy made

 

*spoiler alert*

 

condoms with his name on them 

 

*spoiler alert over*

 

so whatever you land on will be in excellent company.

Torn City - A Beginners Guide 2026+ · · 4 likes

"When I first joined, I left the game completely due to it's overwhelming guides"

 

Proceeds to generate the most overwhelming guide I've ever scrolled to the bottom of without reading. I will say, the colour scheme looked lovely as it blurred by on my screen.

TornCan Montreal ... Again Please !! · · 2 likes

Me calling my plus one a gentleman really killed this thread eh?

 

I take it back, Typain is no gentleman, but he is a Habs fan and a former Montrealer with connections to the excellent metal scene.

 

The first time I visited him there, we were politely asked to vacate a gentleman's club, had an argument, and I spent the night in an hourly motel (alone, in case you're reading this McSplurge).

 

So no gentleman perhaps, but a true Citizen of Torn who loves to party and loves Montreal. 🤟

 

He and I are excited to share poutine with you all in LESS THAN ONE MONTH!

TornCan Montreal ... Again Please !! · · 1 like

My +1 also has a name.

I'll be rolling in with this gentleman.