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Corrupt - A - Wish · · 94 likes


The rules are very simple: grant the wish of the person above you, but all wishes must be corrupted somehow in the granting.

That's not too hard, is it?


Let's get the ball rolling: I wish for a delicious piece of Halibut.

Corrupt - A - Wish · · 21 likes


Granted! Unfortunately, your cartoon character alter-ego turns out to be Droopy Dog...

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...so that's pretty much it for you and sex.

Well, giving at least. That face has bukkake written all over it.

I wish for someone to read my tea leaves.

Corrupt - A - Wish · · 12 likes


Granted! Unfortunately, the meal includes shrimp, to which he is infamously & fatally allergic. I am compelled to slam a needle of epinephrine directly into his heart to save his life, but since I'm squeamish I close my eyes and hit him in the groin instead.

Strangely enough, it still works.

I wish it would rain...

Werewolf game - Reboot · · 8 likes


Tourist: I say, what seems to be going on in this threa...  BLAARG GAHHH ARRRRrrrr... oh god...

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Girlfriend Problems · · 27 likes


Girls are sweet,
And girls are honey,
But beat your meat,
And save your money.

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ALLAH/GOD · · 1 like

Soon. Soon enough.


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what do you do when bored and have nothing to do? ·

But the fancy wanking.

None of that boiled-chicken English stuff.

The Dark Lord has returned! ·

Nerds.

Who is the oldest active player? · · 2 likes

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Canadian Migration ·

Every time there's an election...

Redacted · · 5 likes

Cool.

Can I have your stuff?

Scamdemic. · · 2 likes

Besides, masks aren't there so much to keep virus out as they are to keep virus in.

Saving the guy next you is also saving yourself, but I imagine that's a little too close to Bolshevism for the hurr-durr plague rats.

Scamdemic. · · 5 likes

Anyone else wondering how he got access to someone else's medical records?

GRAVE - General Boobie Appreciation Thread · · 1 like

Boobs and sausage are a totally different thread.

Goon of Fortune ·

I fear we may be operating under two very different definitions of gooning.

Uh, is this that dick pic guy? · · 1 like

But how else do you get dick pics?

New World Order Take over · · 1 like

Eternity, sure... but in His squidy gullet!

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[Conspiracy talk] COVID-19 does not exist! · · 2 likes

The Archons got to you didn't they?

Filthy reptoid scum!

Run Away from Home · · 4 likes

Get in the van
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Pornhub Premium is now free ·

Personally, I think they should give everyone access to the Torn City Confiscated Porn folder.

Now granted it hasn't grown quite as quickly as it did 5 years ago or so, but there's still a couple quality days worth of viewing in there.

I mean, we're all adults here, right?

So what are you missing because of COVID? · · 2 likes

So what are you missing because of COVID?


Grandparents?

TP Crisis: folder or a smasher? · · 2 likes

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Free watches scam · · 1 like

*sad foghorn noise*

Beginning steps to ending 18 years of war · · 1 like

Good thing everyone learned a valuable lesson from 2003 and Mission Accomplished.

Why do people troll and bully · · 1 like

All those voting options, and yet you miss the obvious...

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