rectumsurfer

[3410420] Level 61 Champion Jobsworth Traveling

Emu Special Operations ESOG Emu Boggle HeadSecretary at Blackreach OFS DrillingMarried to mcnippletits

Observed 22 Sep 2026 · 4 days ago · Torn public profile

rectumsurfer is a level 61 player in Emu Special Operations who signed up on 6 Sep 2024. Their standout stat is Networth: #34,751, top 1.5% of ranked players.

#34,751 for networth top 1.5% of ranked players
#39,517 (tied with 16 others) for best damage top 2.8% of ranked players
Signed up 6 Sep 2024 (2 years ago)
2 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 22 Sep 2026 · 4 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 61; #34,382 tied with 841 others top 1.4%; +11 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 746; #1,954,209 tied with 1,617 others top 79%
Awards: 353; #27,992 tied with 176 others top 2.4%; +53 since Jan
Networth: $5,961,408,300; #34,751 top 1.5%; +1,178,025,892 since Jan
Xanax taken: 1,013; #30,927 tied with 11 others top 12%; +536 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 102; #27,611 tied with 100 others top 22%; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 308; #33,847 tied with 53 others top 14%; +117 since Jan
Attacks won: 2,339; #43,357 tied with 6 others top 4%; +618 since Jan
Defends won: 89; #78,048 tied with 755 others top 12%; +41 since Jan
Revives given: 6; #47,751 tied with 2,258 others top 64%; +4 since Jan
People busted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 36,185; #29,542 top 6.3%; +11,345 since Jan
Races won: 314; #15,761 tied with 52 others top 12%; +22 since Jan
Times traveled: 622; #42,714 tied with 58 others top 20%; +261 since Jan
Time played (days): 24.9; #42,664 top 3%; +4.6 since Jan

What stands out 6

#34,751

Economy

Networth

$5,961,408,300 top 1.5%

#39,517tied with 16 others

Combat

Best damage

tied with 16 others

4,130 top 2.8%

#43,357tied with 6 others

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 6 others

2,339 top 4%

#42,664

Activity

Time played

24.9 top 3%

#27,992tied with 176 others

Profile

Awards

tied with 176 others

353 top 2.4%

#10,379tied with 17 others

Economy

Trains received

tied with 17 others

1,444 top 3.3%

Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 12 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+11	50	61
Awards	+53	300	353
Networth	+1,178,025,892	$4,783,382,408	$5,961,408,300
Xanax taken	+536	477	1,013
Energy refills	+117	191	308
Attacks won	+618	1,721	2,339
Defends won	+41	48	89
Revives given	+4	2	6
Criminal offenses	+11,345	24,840	36,185
Races won	+22	292	314
Times traveled	+261	361	622
Time played (days)	+4.6	20.2	24.9

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 22 Sep 2026 · 4 days ago

Xanax taken: 1,013; #30,927 tied with 11 others top 12%
Energy refills: 308; #33,847 tied with 53 others top 14%
Energy drinks used: 102; #27,611 tied with 100 others top 22%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 207; #19,551 tied with 103 others top 14%
Elo rating: 1,908; #23,574 tied with 42 others top 1.2%
Best damage: 4,130; #39,517 tied with 16 others top 2.8%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 15 Jan 2026 and 22 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 2 · archived: 2 · threads started (archived): 0

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Rank title Idolized Jobsworth → Champion Jobsworth between 19 Aug and 22 Sep
Rank title Outstanding Racer → Idolized Jobsworth between 15 Jan and 19 Aug
Company Gass'Holes → Blackreach OFS Drilling between 15 Jan and 19 Aug
Joined Emu Special Operations [ESOG] (from Near~Death [NOOD]) between 15 Jan and 19 Aug
Left Near~Death [NOOD] (moved to Emu Special Operations [ESOG]) between 15 Jan and 19 Aug
Reached level 60 between 15 Jan and 19 Aug

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