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Rollock · Who the _f**ks_ bumbi anyway

Yeah...

Bumbi out here dissing Monarch like he's built for it.

Silver II faction, 476k rep.

Spitting on the forums like he's the shit.

 

You're not a threat, just a forum clown,

Shouting from the back while the kings run the town.

All bark, no bite, just a walking disgrace,

You the static in Torn, background noise, no fight.

 

You want Monarch’s attention? Chief, denied.

They hire soldiers, not silver trolls with pride.

You’ll never amount to more than a pest,

Just a meme in the forums, clowned with the rest.

 

Even your faction’s embarrassed, that’s tough,

Your Discord’s a graveyard, your bars ain’t enough.

You fantasise diamonds while we silence the sound.

We make moves in the dark while you circle around.

 

Wrong weight class, Bumbi, get off the mat.

This ain’t your league, we don’t spar with that.

Keep chirping, keep dreaming, keep typing your trash,

But the only thing you’ll ever run is out of gas.

 

So here’s your moment, hope you took it in stride.

Next time, think twice before you challenge the tide.

Torn ain’t kind to those who fake bold.

You’re not feared. Not respected. Just… trolled.

Update 1 - Bumbi came back

Bumbi [3177056]

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Bumbi · Verse4Verse

 

I just got dissed by another no name
you ain't talk for M so strange 
what the f**k you try to claim?
your bars and song were lame

lil noob shut up go back and gym train
whether a fight or diss 
you catch some strays
smoking on that butterfly strain
lil boy next time stay in your lane

how many times your mans get caught in fed
asking who's bumbi should ask who's you instead
ain't filled with dread, your bars just dead
get votes from my name not from what you said

no one important from M can write a diss?
got more bars more stats than pollock on my wrist
nice bait little mate no card go fish
balling with butterfly nets, it go swish

you ain't no king just a slave to terms
all these man copy me but remember who birth
mans face end up in a shirt, tryna get hurt
leave six feet in the dirt, mans get murked

it get grimey in torn city better think quickly
deers don't bark, bite you ain't talking wrigleys
lil boy you silly, you ain't talk for real Gs
I'm like bitch please, this guy just a pick me

 

we can go bar for bar, verse for verse
you writing rhymes like nursery
this guy gotta end up in a hearse
cut mans up like it's surgery

 

LVCP(O) ain't not B-Tec we come stand correct
mans on the inside of organisations intel checked
don't matter what sections, eyes and ears collect
YMCMT are dead, but ain't give no respect

they ain't live lavish no more, now I live luscious
in global chat I try to push buttons
in general I'm on top of discussions
pop in to HQ and leave them lying like no russian

if I'm the forum clown what would that make ferret
please come give your opinions on that do share it
lil rat couldn't write a diss if he even tried
stab a monkey with a spork go back and type write

ferret can't compare to me when it comes to lyrics
they say he too busy but what he do specific?
lately mans shitposting has been more prolific 
he ain't special just another brand of dipshit

 

we can go bar for bar, verse for verse
you writing rhymes like it's nursery
this guy gotta end up in a hearse
cut mans up like it's surgery

Update 2 - Rollocks Rebuttal 

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Rollock · Why you writin essays

 
If I’m a no-name, why you writin’ essays?
Obsessed with my shadow, beggin' Monarch to play.
You fish for respect in a dried-up lake,
While I write your obituary, marked and made.
 
Just got back from South Africa, the work is done,
His father’s heart gave out before the second round sung.
No grave, no marker, no legacy earned,
Just ash in the wind and a name overturned.
His mother dropped in ‘42, the record’s clear,
Maybe I pulled the trigger, maybe I was near.
But violence like this don’t start with the blade,
It starts with a flaw that your bloodline made.
This wasn’t rage, I reviewed the file,
Charted the rot in a generational style.
You weren’t born to rise, you were born to be tried.
And this wasn’t a killing - It was genocide.
 
If I’m a no-name, why’s my verse in your grave?
Obsessed with my shadow, beggin' Monarch to play.
You fish for respect in a dried-up lake,
While I write your obituary, marked and made.
 
Called me weak, then begged for a score,
“My lyrics were better, right?” - insecure to the core.
You don't rap to win, you rap to be liked,
That's not a diss, that's a cry typed twice.
“Go back and gym train”? That’s cute, Bumbi.
Strength ain’t substance when your soul’s that empty.
You weren’t the start, you were born from mistake,
A failed first draft we forgot to erase.
You mocked butterflies, but never looked close,
We move in silence, then cut through throats.
You chase our wings like you hunt for some rep,
But Monarch don’t flutter, No mercy is kept.
 
If I’m a no-name, why’s your legacy mine to erase?
Obsessed with my shadow, beggin' Monarch to play.
You fish for respect in a dried-up lake,
While I write your obituary, marked and made.
 
You flash LVCP like a badge at the door,
But clearance means nothing when you’re scrubbing the floor.
Your intel’s a fiction, your ops are pretend,
A spook in the forums who can’t comprehend.
You came for me, Ferret, and half the board,
That’s not war, that’s a self-authored police report.
Your bars don’t cut, they meander and drift,
Just tantrums in rhyme, dressed up as a script.
You drop No Russian like that sets a tone,
But warfare ain’t shock, it’s the kill, done alone.
You name half the board like you're building a case,
But this ain’t a battle, it’s a plea for a place.
 
If I’m a no-name, why you writin’ essays?
Obsessed with my shadow, beggin' Monarch to play.
You fish for respect in a dried-up lake,
While I write your obituary, marked and made.

I remember when revives were 1 Xanax or 1m. 

Come Join us! 

We were the 15th rated faction in the whole of torn for a couple weeks. Looking to get back there! 

Applications open right now before matching.

We are looking for: 

• Members who are willing to put the effort in with wars and growth
• 5m minimum stats
  
• Must be willing to join our faction portal, tornstats, yata

What do you get from us? 

• We are 100% drama free. 
• We will back you, our team comes first before all, if you're in, you're one of us from day one.
• Meds & boosters are open 24/7
• Xanax provided for non termed wars
• 90% respect based war pay after faction costs (10% is reserved for faction growth)
• Full access to all of our faction tools (stock bot, retal bot, hospital timer & other faction tools being actively developed)
• OC 2.0
• Weekly RW $$$
• Well stocked armory
• Super active leadership team
• Part of the strongest family on torn

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It would be great if we could loan out OC 2.0 items (like the, Lockpick, net, dog treats etc.) in the same way we can loan temporary weapons. This would make it easier for faction members to share key tools without needing to fully transfer ownership or rely on trust that they'll give them back.

They did you a favour, now you can join somewhere with some actual perks.

10:17:45 - 30/09/26 Cleansing-Flame bought 1 x Taurus PT92 from your bazaar for $1.

I am really happy your recovery is having at least some positive impact :)

I don't understand why sucking at poker is something other people get mad at....you're just giving them free money? Unless you're sucking at poker AND winning, but then, are you really sucking? 

I have always been a big advocate of gym XP/gym energy spend (consistent Xanax, a bit of chocolate to keep happy topped up, refills daily) over edvd jumping, it builds better mid/long term players with a healthier bank balance imo.

I wouldn't say they're any more expensive than they were a couple years ago when I started playing.

Congrats on 5000 days!

This would look great in my hands

The people have spoken 

Ftfy

What I can see is someone asking another player to temporarily run their Torn company for 2–3 weeks, discussing director access, payment/profits and what they'll need to do. That creates trust/scam risk because control of company assets is involved, but that isn't the same thing as evidence that either person is trying to scam the other.

So: no identifiable scam from what you've shown.

Hello, 

8* pub hiring 1-2 staff members

Free rotational trains

Specials:

Minimum 1k in man/end just to fill the space from someone who's gone inactive. 

My biggest concern with 3rd party casinos is self exclusion.

Torn already provides players with the ability to self exclude from the casino, but a player who has taken that step can potentially circumvent it simply by using one of these third party services instead.

That seems relevant to the compliance concern raised If Torn is going to continue allowing any form of third party gambling involving Torn currency/items, it may be worth adding a simple API field indicating whether a player is currently permitted to gamble, and requiring third party gambling services to respect it. Something like /user/gamblingeligibile: yes/no.

That wouldn't necessarily change the proposed advertising rule, but it would close an obvious gap where someone who has deliberately excluded themselves from gambling within Torn can continue gambling through services built around Torn.

Alternatively, if the intention is that these services should not be supported at all, then I think the proposed rule may need to go further than advertising. Preventing them being advertised on Torn doesn't prevent them operating or being used to circumvent Torn's own gambling restrictions.

My active streak is higher than my age. 

No balls..drop the bomb. I want me some more Cesium. 

Inb4 fedded

20m networth? Won't even cover my black lipstick.

You can get weapons with bonuses by: 

Purchasing them - auction house, bazaars, item market

Best if you want something specific

Or opening ranked war caches 

This is basically gambling whether you'll get something good or not, most of the time, the weapon pulled is garbage.

That's quite a bit of dex, have you considered training any other stats?

Not necessarily, if you don't get hit, you can't lose tickets. If you're weak but you have incredible turtle game, and take out less dedicated low stat players in between flights is one way they could stay competitive in such an event. 

No teams. Turn it into a free for all event where tickets are per person, someone's eliminated every minute, would be absolute carnage. 

You can restart, but why? 

No butthole? Wtf.