Whack-A-Tech

[3430096] Level 55 Master Alcoholic Traveling

Unbroken Valkyries UV RecruitPoultry Farmer at Hirng 1 Lterm ~10/10/10+Married to Trogdor11

Observed 24 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old · Torn public profile

Whack-A-Tech is a level 55 player in Unbroken Valkyries who signed up on 21 Sep 2024. Their standout stat is Largest mug: #18,644 (tied with 1 other), top 2.3% of ranked players.

#18,644 (tied with 1 other) for largest mug top 2.3% of ranked players
#64,347 for networth top 2.7% of ranked players
Signed up 21 Sep 2024 (2 years ago)
4 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 24 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

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Level: 55; #40,377 tied with 1,402 others top 1.6%; +14 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 702; #1,972,920 tied with 1,196 others top 79%
Awards: 308; #36,575 tied with 246 others top 3.2%; +79 since Jan
Networth: $1,630,764,300; #64,347 top 2.7%; +563,202,252 since Jan
Xanax taken: 408; #46,116 tied with 45 others top 18%; +194 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 118; #26,007 tied with 90 others top 21%; +25 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 51; #87,372 tied with 716 others top 36%; +6 since Jan
Attacks won: 2,866; #37,705 tied with 12 others top 3.4%; +1,072 since Jan
Defends won: 26; #210,196 tied with 5,718 others top 32%; +9 since Jan
Revives given: 40; #24,981 tied with 249 others top 32%; +40 since Jan
People busted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 24,667; #37,985 tied with 2 others top 8.1%; +10,465 since Jan
Races won: 61; #49,834 tied with 353 others top 37%; +42 since Jan
Times traveled: 1,208; #23,232 tied with 24 others top 11%; +611 since Jan
Time played (days): 18.5; #53,950 top 3.8%; +7.9 since Jan

What stands out 6

#18,644tied with 1 other

Combat

Largest mug

tied with 1 other

$14,900,691 top 2.3%

#64,347

Economy

Networth

$1,630,764,300 top 2.7%

#37,705tied with 12 others

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 12 others

2,866 top 3.4%

#22,025tied with 2 others

Missions

Mission credits earned

tied with 2 others

10,441 top 2.1%

#20,310tied with 72 others

Items

Dump finds

tied with 72 others

1,030 top 2.4%

#3,576tied with 58 others

Drugs

LSD taken

tied with 58 others

82 top 2.4%

Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Disposal skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Since January 13 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+14	41	55
Awards	+79	229	308
Networth	+563,202,252	$1,067,562,048	$1,630,764,300
Xanax taken	+194	214	408
Energy drinks used	+25	93	118
Energy refills	+6	45	51
Attacks won	+1,072	1,794	2,866
Defends won	+9	17	26
Revives given	+40	0	40
Criminal offenses	+10,465	14,202	24,667
Races won	+42	19	61
Times traveled	+611	597	1,208
Time played (days)	+7.9	10.5	18.5

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 24 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old

Xanax taken: 408; #46,116 tied with 45 others top 18%
Energy refills: 51; #87,372 tied with 716 others top 36%
Energy drinks used: 118; #26,007 tied with 90 others top 21%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 37; #54,321 tied with 507 others top 39%
Elo rating: 1,639; #35,944 tied with 48 others top 1.9%
Best damage: 2,872; #55,886 tied with 21 others top 3.9%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 15 Jan 2026 and 24 Aug 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 6 · archived: 4 · threads started (archived): 0

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Rank title Professional Scavenger → Master Alcoholic between 15 Jan and 24 Aug
Company Hiring 25September → Hirng 1 Lterm ~10/10/10+ between 15 Jan and 24 Aug
Joined Unbroken Valkyries [UV] (from Unbroken Silence [US]) between 15 Jan and 24 Aug
Left Unbroken Silence [US] (moved to Unbroken Valkyries [UV]) between 15 Jan and 24 Aug
Reached level 50 between 15 Jan and 24 Aug

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