LazyParker

[345928] Level 100 Invincible Hoarder

|HT| HT MemberFarm Manager at Fifty Shades of Hay

Observed 17 Sep 2026 · 10 days ago · Torn public profile

LazyParker is a level 100 player in |HT| who signed up on 28 Aug 2006. Their standout stat is Attacks won: #311, top 0.028% of ranked players.

#311 for attacks won top 0.028% of ranked players
#30 for points bought top 0.012% of ranked players
Signed up 28 Aug 2006 (20 years ago)
68 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 17 Sep 2026 · 10 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 100; #1 tied with 7,765 others top 0.31%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 7,324; #28,899 tied with 52 others top 1.2%
Awards: 587; #1,136 tied with 39 others top 0.1%; +6 since Jan
Networth: $40,046,676,961; #5,099 top 0.22%; +2,807,045,667 since Jan
Xanax taken: 6,735; #1,933 top 0.73%; +550 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 5,672; #1,380 top 1.1%; +659 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 2,886; #2,108 top 0.85%; +207 since Jan
Attacks won: 36,594; #311 top 0.028%; +1,557 since Jan
Defends won: 1,108; #6,912 tied with 4 others top 1%; +44 since Jan
Revives given: 257; #10,841 tied with 14 others top 14%; +110 since Jan
People busted: 1,657; #6,566 tied with 5 others top 3.9%; +88 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 205,813; #538 top 0.12%; +18,719 since Jan
Races won: 1,936; #1,319 tied with 1 other top 0.97%; +121 since Jan
Times traveled: 6,183; #1,124 top 0.52%; +64 since Jan
Time played (days): 339.1; #1,031 top 0.073%; +20.3 since Jan

What stands out 6

#311

Combat

Attacks won

36,594 top 0.028%

#30

Economy

Points bought

2,701,338 top 0.012%

#156

Missions

Mission credits earned

145,100 top 0.015%

#16

Combat

Special ammo used

253,681 top 0.023%

#142

Bounties

Value of bounties received

$1,113,923,104 top 0.031%

#1,031

Activity

Time played

339.1 top 0.073%

Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,765 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Merits bought: 50 — #1 (tied with 4,846 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 14

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#502

Combat

Attack hits

154,418 top 0.031%

#16

Combat

Piercing ammo used

63,995 top 0.038%

#636

Combat

Total attack damage

183,261,513 top 0.04%

#539

Combat

Critical hits

29,478 top 0.042%

#93

Drugs

Vicodin taken

1,148 top 0.044%

#1,001tied with 11 others

Combat

Elo rating

tied with 11 others

2,839 top 0.053%

#944

Combat

Attack misses

74,939 top 0.056%

#135

Economy

Points sold

2,592,246 top 0.056%

#574

Combat

Stealthed attacks

17,335 top 0.067%

#226

Missions

Contracts completed

2,899 top 0.068%

#215

Items

City finds

3,214 top 0.074%

#38

Combat

Hollow point ammo used

61,762 top 0.08%

#33

Combat

Tracer ammo used

60,690 top 0.081%

#42

Combat

Incendiary ammo used

67,234 top 0.094%

Since January 13 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+6	581	587
Networth	+2,807,045,667	$37,239,631,294	$40,046,676,961
Xanax taken	+550	6,185	6,735
Energy drinks used	+659	5,013	5,672
Energy refills	+207	2,679	2,886
Attacks won	+1,557	35,037	36,594
Defends won	+44	1,064	1,108
Revives given	+110	147	257
People busted	+88	1,569	1,657
Criminal offenses	+18,719	187,094	205,813
Races won	+121	1,815	1,936
Times traveled	+64	6,119	6,183
Time played (days)	+20.3	318.8	339.1

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 17 Sep 2026 · 10 days ago

Xanax taken: 6,735; #1,933 top 0.73%
Energy refills: 2,886; #2,108 top 0.85%
Energy drinks used: 5,672; #1,380 top 1.1%
Stat enhancers used: 20; #1,172 tied with 31 others top 9.7%
Boosters used: 944; #1,778 tied with 2 others top 1.3%
Elo rating: 2,839; #1,001 tied with 11 others top 0.053%
Best damage: 14,006; #4,649 tied with 1 other top 0.32%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 17 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 263 · archived: 68 · threads started (archived): 3

Threads started 3 most recent

grave Trading Post · 1 Sep 2024 · 1 reply
[ Trading Post · 3 Jun 2022 · 16 replies
HRG BB x1 350m Stock Market · 18 Nov 2020 · 0 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Spouse changed between 18 Jan and 17 Sep

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