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INJUSTICE IN TORN. · · 3 likes

I posted in general=l= discussion and it  was graved due to actually I dont remember I forgot. BUT thankfully members of this community such as SWEENEY_TODD[27468] stepped forward to support me, I'm forever greatful. 
Thanks giving list:

  1. sweenypoo
  2. bogie
  3. my family

IF you don't celebrate Thanksgiving its ok, unlike the mods I love you. especially bogie. Today I saw a cat in the road and swerved to avoid it. 

IF you grave I'll put a bunch of my cronies on you. ive got a bunch of them. Im good at networking. 

I LOVE EACH OTHER.

Thoughts on Hawaii · · 3 likes

Hello friends I would like to express my sincerest apologies for deceiving you. This is in fact not about Hawaii but fun fact my favorite island is Aloha Honolulu. Now for the nitty gritty, down to business, the meat of the sandwich, the dirt on the floor, the cake, all of it in this next sentences and the one after that and so forth. I would greatly appreciate it if 1000 of you could send me 100 dollars. Im not asking for much and I am not even asking if you really think about it. My wife just left me and this game is all I have. My previous accounts have all been fedded because I had multi accounts and I dont know if I could go on living if I lose this one too. Life is not what it seems it is all dark and fading and anyone who says otherwise is a LOON who cant be trusted and I only trust people as far as I can throw them and my ex wife was rather fat and I could not throw her very far but the same could be said for me since im a chudcell myself. Much like all of us who find comfort in this game of torn as we sit in our mothers basements or in our own lonely abodes void of human company and love, this is but the fate of a torn player. My fellow fat anime weebs do not wallow in regret of the wrong turns youve taken in life, but instead rejoice in the community of lardos we have here and brush the crumbs out of your neck beard and belly rolls, pull your shirt down to cover you stomach and peel yourself out of the gaming chair and make that treacherous walk to the front door and smile for it is a new day and a heart attack is just around the corner for us fat diabetic losers. Please dont forget to send the 100 dollars.

I've played this game for so long can I be rich? · · 2 likes

Not to beg but I wouldn't mind if people helped me by sending me money. but I'm not begging. and why no henai? makea hentai mini game or I quit. My goal is 10 billion, but I'll settle for 11. mamba mentality, I don't mind this game but sometimes I do. And the f**kass factions wont accept me. I literly have 2k speed. they suck. they hate me because I am a man. this is why society is screwed. I was talking to this one chick and she said Andrew Tate is bad but he's just a ragebaiter and he's good at it, no issue there, unpopular opinion I really like bogie.. shoutout bogie. he doesn't get enough love. I love you bogie its ok, don't hurt yourself I love you can we meet?

my way or the highway - my story of success in torn · · 1 like

When I first started playing Torn, I had no idea what I was doing. I spent most of my time training at the gym, doing crimes, and trying to save enough money to buy better equipment. I figured I'd slowly work my way up like everyone else.

One night, I was scrolling through the Item Market when I saw something that didn't make any sense. Someone had accidentally listed a rare collectible worth hundreds of millions of dollars for only a few thousand. I thought it had to be a mistake, but before I could second-guess myself, I clicked "Buy."

It actually went through.

For a few seconds, I just stared at my screen, convinced there was no way it had worked. Then the messages started coming in. Some people congratulated me on the insane luck, while others demanded that I sell it back. Within minutes, I had bounties placed on me, and every time I left the hospital, someone attacked me and sent me right back. I couldn't go more than a few minutes without getting jumped.

Eventually, the player who had listed the item by accident reached out to me. Instead of threatening me, they explained what had happened and asked if I'd consider selling it back. I thought about it for a while. The game allowed me to keep it, but I knew it had been an honest mistake.

In the end, we agreed on a price that still made me an unbelievable amount of money for a new player. They even invited me to join their faction, where I learned more about the game than I ever could have on my own.

Looking back, it's still the craziest thing that's ever happened to me in Torn. I went from being a completely unknown beginner to having half the server know my name—all because of one lucky click in the Item Market.

HELP ME! IVE BEEN SCAMMED! · · 1 like

I feel embarrassed to even admit this, but I was scammed. Somebody by the name of sweeny_todd mailed me telling me that they needed to borrow 10 mil, and despite our public feuds, we are quite close IRL and one time we were both really drunk and I bet you can guess what transpired. (btw shoutout trans people (you can come out sweens)). anyway its ok guys I forgive him but I wish he would think of me as more than an easy piece of meat. 

 

THIS DOESNT BREAK ANY RULES MODS HELP

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Mods silencing the public to hide a darker secret ·

if this gets graved yall will know what im saying is true. YOU CANT HIDE THE TRUTH FOREVER. I'm onto you now and the only way to stop me from taking down this elite secret organization controlling torn from the shadows is to end me once and for all


tiger tiger

Mods silencing the public to hide a darker secret ·

Are you sick and tired of your high quality posts constantly being graved just when the discussion gets good or before the discussion can even get started? does that light a fire under you? I know it lights one under me. At first glance you'd blame the mods themselves but it is not their fault. There are greater powers at play... woke liberals. Liberals are destroying the game we love so much and paying off the mods who were once so sweet and conversational and turning them into mindless drones, worker bots of the woke agenda leaving us torn players, us red white and blue blooded Americans high and dry with our first amendment rights dragged from our hands the way our forefathers were dragged from their way of life when Abraham Lincoln emancipated the slaves. 

Thoughts on Hawaii ·

shut the fuck up dude they aint gonna let you hit

my way or the highway - my story of success in torn ·

holy heck dude im honored you're here
i featured you in one of my inaugural shit posts

my way or the highway - my story of success in torn ·

you took that way too far i think you need to check yourself

my way or the highway - my story of success in torn ·

i think you accidentally started on the second page cause theres more jokes on the first

my way or the highway - my story of success in torn ·

which one

my way or the highway - my story of success in torn ·

this one is different i promise

my way or the highway - my story of success in torn ·

least obvious photoshop lol ill do it im warning you

my way or the highway - my story of success in torn ·

not a virgin

my way or the highway - my story of success in torn ·

ask anyone here i started this thread

my way or the highway - my story of success in torn ·

dont make me expose our private messages 

my way or the highway - my story of success in torn ·

newly reformed

my way or the highway - my story of success in torn ·

i bought the account only for the user name, this all happened on my alt other account

my way or the highway - my story of success in torn ·

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my way or the highway - my story of success in torn ·

i will because im an honest and kind sould with eyes as deep as the ocean

my way or the highway - my story of success in torn ·

its not bollox mate

cheerio,
best wishes lobo bobo

my way or the highway - my story of success in torn · · 1 like

When I first started playing Torn, I had no idea what I was doing. I spent most of my time training at the gym, doing crimes, and trying to save enough money to buy better equipment. I figured I'd slowly work my way up like everyone else.

One night, I was scrolling through the Item Market when I saw something that didn't make any sense. Someone had accidentally listed a rare collectible worth hundreds of millions of dollars for only a few thousand. I thought it had to be a mistake, but before I could second-guess myself, I clicked "Buy."

It actually went through.

For a few seconds, I just stared at my screen, convinced there was no way it had worked. Then the messages started coming in. Some people congratulated me on the insane luck, while others demanded that I sell it back. Within minutes, I had bounties placed on me, and every time I left the hospital, someone attacked me and sent me right back. I couldn't go more than a few minutes without getting jumped.

Eventually, the player who had listed the item by accident reached out to me. Instead of threatening me, they explained what had happened and asked if I'd consider selling it back. I thought about it for a while. The game allowed me to keep it, but I knew it had been an honest mistake.

In the end, we agreed on a price that still made me an unbelievable amount of money for a new player. They even invited me to join their faction, where I learned more about the game than I ever could have on my own.

Looking back, it's still the craziest thing that's ever happened to me in Torn. I went from being a completely unknown beginner to having half the server know my name—all because of one lucky click in the Item Market.

[Poll] Most Unrealistic Thing in Torn · · 2 likes

no they dont lol that just dudes who put their gender down as female to get in your head. Consider them foids or just as bad and do not interact with subwomen

Weird things about torn ·

no women play this game and were all fat including me. I would never exclude myself from the crowd to make myself feel better but I do believe I am more inteligent then yall as I did score a 97 on the iq test which in most schools is considered and A+. Tread lightly as I do not wish to run mental circles around you but the shitpostery you porons have been up to can go on no longer, you must be put in your places and I am the G*d to do it. Do not use my name in vain and bow to your master and all shall be well. another weird thing about this game is how difficult it is to progress if you lose all your money in the casino consistently. they need to create a rehab or something.