Absinian

[3486326] Level 58 Master Mercenary

Say Hello Itz Those Noobs NOOB NoobProperty Broker at Pussycat Palace’sMarried to AshV2

Observed 4 Sep 2026 · 23 days ago · Torn public profile

Absinian is a level 58 player in Say Hello Itz Those Noobs who signed up on 12 Nov 2024. Their standout stat is Networth: #49,509, top 2.1% of ranked players.

#49,509 for networth top 2.1% of ranked players
#14,228 (tied with 1 other) for mission credits earned top 1.3% of ranked players
Signed up 12 Nov 2024 (683 days ago)
2 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 4 Sep 2026 · 23 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 58; #37,836 tied with 784 others top 1.5%; +9 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 660; #2,027,810 tied with 1,608 others top 82%
Awards: 293; #39,800 tied with 223 others top 3.4%; +49 since Jan
Networth: $3,090,410,089; #49,509 top 2.1%; +1,807,204,130 since Jan
Xanax taken: 534; #41,455 tied with 39 others top 16%; +159 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 62; #33,363 tied with 184 others top 27%; +9 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 56; #84,058 tied with 627 others top 34%; +10 since Jan
Attacks won: 3,210; #34,584 tied with 12 others top 3.2%; +739 since Jan
Defends won: 71; #94,486 tied with 1,129 others top 14%; +33 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 24,375; #38,199 tied with 1 other top 8.2%; +6,942 since Jan
Races won: 135; #29,275 tied with 178 others top 22%; +8 since Jan
Times traveled: 421; #55,309 tied with 73 others top 26%; +113 since Jan
Time played (days): 8.6; #88,339 top 6.2%; +2.2 since Jan

What stands out 6

#49,509

Economy

Networth

$3,090,410,089 top 2.1%

#14,228tied with 1 other

Missions

Mission credits earned

tied with 1 other

17,705 top 1.3%

#34,584tied with 12 others

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 12 others

3,210 top 3.2%

#43,516tied with 6 others

Combat

Best damage

tied with 6 others

3,744 top 3%

#5,541tied with 6 others

Economy

Item market customers

tied with 6 others

1,484 top 3.3%

#27,983tied with 37 others

Activity

Best activity streak

tied with 37 others

431 top 3.4%

Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Card skimming skill, Hustling skill, Cracking skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 12 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+9	49	58
Awards	+49	244	293
Networth	+1,807,204,130	$1,283,205,959	$3,090,410,089
Xanax taken	+159	375	534
Energy drinks used	+9	53	62
Energy refills	+10	46	56
Attacks won	+739	2,471	3,210
Defends won	+33	38	71
Criminal offenses	+6,942	17,433	24,375
Races won	+8	127	135
Times traveled	+113	308	421
Time played (days)	+2.2	6.4	8.6

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 4 Sep 2026 · 23 days ago

Xanax taken: 534; #41,455 tied with 39 others top 16%
Energy refills: 56; #84,058 tied with 627 others top 34%
Energy drinks used: 62; #33,363 tied with 184 others top 27%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 31; #57,610 tied with 613 others top 41%
Elo rating: 1,566; #40,204 tied with 48 others top 2.1%
Best damage: 3,744; #43,516 tied with 6 others top 3%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 15 Jan 2026 and 4 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 4 · archived: 2 · threads started (archived): 0

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Rank title Professional Mercenary → Master Mercenary between 15 Jan and 4 Sep
Company Music Theory → Pussycat Palace’s between 15 Jan and 4 Sep
Joined Say Hello Itz Those Noobs [NOOB] (from House Of Ares) between 15 Jan and 4 Sep
Left House Of Ares (moved to Say Hello Itz Those Noobs [NOOB]) between 15 Jan and 4 Sep
Reached level 50 between 15 Jan and 4 Sep

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