Heisenbunce

[3501842] Level 58 Celebrity Sage

Observed 5 Sep 2026 · 23 days ago · Torn public profile

Heisenbunce is a level 58 player who signed up on 25 Nov 2024. Their standout stat is Item market customers: #26, top 0.016% of ranked players.

#26 for item market customers top 0.016% of ranked players
#212 for items bought top 0.04% of ranked players
Signed up 25 Nov 2024 (672 days ago)
1 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 5 Sep 2026 · 23 days ago · ranks built 28 Sep 2026

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Level: 58; #37,867 tied with 780 others top 1.5%; +33 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 648; #2,044,071 tied with 1,093 others top 82%
Awards: 331; #32,082 tied with 194 others top 2.8%; +78 since Jan
Networth: $374,097,713; #104,176 top 4.4%; −436,116,911 since Jan
Xanax taken: 679; #37,474 tied with 17 others top 14%; +151 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 506; #13,127 tied with 26 others top 11%; +469 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 236; #39,504 tied with 79 others top 16%; +103 since Jan
Attacks won: 2,939; #36,989 tied with 10 others top 3.4%; +1,010 since Jan
Defends won: 217; #35,365 tied with 155 others top 5.2%; +81 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 32,753; #31,960 tied with 1 other top 6.8%; +12,177 since Jan
Races won: 662; #6,582 tied with 17 others top 4.8%; +223 since Jan
Times traveled: 136; #93,374 tied with 253 others top 43%; +36 since Jan
Time played (days): 162.2; #4,768 top 0.34%; +41.9 since Jan

What stands out 6

#26

Economy

Item market customers

22,339 top 0.016%

#212

Economy

Items bought

714,015 top 0.04%

#4,768

Activity

Time played

162.2 top 0.34%

#27,874tied with 11 others

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 11 others

3,932 top 1.4%

#12,255tied with 328 others

Combat

Unarmored fights won

tied with 328 others

251 top 1.5%

#26,710

Combat

Money mugged

$99,142,724 top 3.2%

Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Disposal skill.

ranking built 28 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 3

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#72

Economy

Item market sales

1,047,313 top 0.043%

#86

Economy

Item market fees paid

$4,560,181,130 top 0.057%

#139

Economy

Item market revenue

$105,037,716,019 top 0.083%

Since January 12 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+33	25	58
Awards	+78	253	331
Networth	−436,116,911	$810,214,624	$374,097,713
Xanax taken	+151	528	679
Energy drinks used	+469	37	506
Energy refills	+103	133	236
Attacks won	+1,010	1,929	2,939
Defends won	+81	136	217
Criminal offenses	+12,177	20,576	32,753
Races won	+223	439	662
Times traveled	+36	100	136
Time played (days)	+41.9	120.3	162.2

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 5 Sep 2026 · 23 days ago

Xanax taken: 679; #37,474 tied with 17 others top 14%
Energy refills: 236; #39,504 tied with 79 others top 16%
Energy drinks used: 506; #13,127 tied with 26 others top 11%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 437; #7,139 tied with 18 others top 5.1%
Elo rating: 1,581; #39,395 tied with 52 others top 2.1%
Best damage: 3,476; #46,754 tied with 9 others top 3.3%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 15 Jan 2026 and 5 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 1 · archived: 1 · threads started (archived): 0

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Rank title Highly distinguished Sage → Celebrity Sage between 15 Jan and 5 Sep
Company HomeAlone (hiring) → none between 15 Jan and 5 Sep
Left Ponzi's Flame [PONZ] between 15 Jan and 5 Sep
Reached level 50 between 15 Jan and 5 Sep
Reached level 40 between 15 Jan and 5 Sep
Reached level 30 between 15 Jan and 5 Sep

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