IAmTheWalrus

[3504219] Level 30 Idolized Tourist Hospital

Soulless Mafia SM CaporegimeDirector at Pauls'PrecariousPleasuresMarried to Karmakanuck

Observed 5 Sep 2026 · 22 days ago · Torn public profile

IAmTheWalrus is a level 30 player in Soulless Mafia who signed up on 27 Nov 2024. Their standout stat is Networth: #26,310, top 1.1% of ranked players.

#26,310 for networth top 1.1% of ranked players
#1,520 for counterfeiting offenses top 0.47% of ranked players
Signed up 27 Nov 2024 (668 days ago)
2 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 5 Sep 2026 · 22 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

All stats ›

Level: 30; #94,785 tied with 6,599 others top 4%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 646; #2,046,256 tied with 1,906 others top 82%
Awards: 336; #31,092 tied with 187 others top 2.7%; +56 since Jan
Networth: $9,067,832,364; #26,310 top 1.1%; +2,975,054,841 since Jan
Xanax taken: 745; #35,925 tied with 27 others top 14%; +540 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 284; #17,569 tied with 23 others top 14%; +48 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 395; #29,219 tied with 44 others top 12%; +232 since Jan
Attacks won: 2,228; #44,740 tied with 16 others top 4.1%; +434 since Jan
Defends won: 35; #168,884 tied with 3,689 others top 26%; +24 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 52,352; #20,724 top 4.4%; +16,464 since Jan
Races won: 191; #22,609 tied with 94 others top 17%; +74 since Jan
Times traveled: 1,961; #12,296 tied with 12 others top 5.7%; +786 since Jan
Time played (days): 47.4; #23,658 top 1.7%; +13.4 since Jan

What stands out 6

#26,310

Economy

Networth

$9,067,832,364 top 1.1%

#1,520

Crime

Counterfeiting offenses

18,478 top 0.47%

#23,658

Activity

Time played

47.4 top 1.7%

#28,901tied with 6 others

Combat

Best damage

tied with 6 others

5,355 top 2%

#19,117

Economy

City items bought

25,718 top 1.7%

#19,558

Missions

Mission credits earned

12,274 top 1.9%

Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 11 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+56	280	336
Networth	+2,975,054,841	$6,092,777,523	$9,067,832,364
Xanax taken	+540	205	745
Energy drinks used	+48	236	284
Energy refills	+232	163	395
Attacks won	+434	1,794	2,228
Defends won	+24	11	35
Criminal offenses	+16,464	35,888	52,352
Races won	+74	117	191
Times traveled	+786	1,175	1,961
Time played (days)	+13.4	34.1	47.4

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 5 Sep 2026 · 22 days ago

Xanax taken: 745; #35,925 tied with 27 others top 14%
Energy refills: 395; #29,219 tied with 44 others top 12%
Energy drinks used: 284; #17,569 tied with 23 others top 14%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 56; #46,309 tied with 328 others top 33%
Elo rating: 1,753; #30,149 tied with 39 others top 1.6%
Best damage: 5,355; #28,901 tied with 6 others top 2%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 15 Jan 2026 and 5 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 9 · archived: 2 · threads started (archived): 1

Threads started 1 most recent

Friend failed to use referal link when signing up Bugs & Issues · 30 Dec 2024 · 2 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Rank title Outstanding Alcoholic → Idolized Tourist between 15 Jan and 5 Sep

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