Today, I come to you with a plea straight from the depths of despair. There is a desperate soul out there, struggling, starving, barely scraping by with just a few million to their name… That soul is me.
Every day, I wake up in my small, cold mansion, forced to eat last week’s caviar because my private chef had the audacity to take a day off. My pet tiger looks at me with disappointment because I can’t afford the premium-grade steak he deserves. My Bugatti? Out of fuel. My yachts? Docked due to financial hardship. My bank account? A sad, lonely number that can barely fund my unnecessary spending habits.
… Okay, so by now, you’ve probably noticed I’m not actually homeless. This sentence is hidden in the message for the giveaway, to enter simply be one of the first five people to send anything at all (please not millions think like a dollar or 2 or even just a random piece of trash with the message "giveaway" to win 5 free xan) But listen—Jeff Bezos didn’t get rich by spending his own money, right? So think of this less as a donation and more as an investment in my ability to continue living in the luxury I feel entitled to and help you do the same.
In return for your generosity, you will receive:
✔️ The reward listed in the post ✔️ A sense of moral superiority over your wealthier friends.
✔️ The warm, fuzzy feeling of knowing you enabled my irresponsibility. ✔️ A 100% guarantee that I will spend your money on things that make absolutely no sense.
So, whaddya say? Spare a few mil to keep my "struggle" alive while you thrive? Any amount will do. (But let’s be honest, the more the merrier lol.)
Sincerely, A totally destitute Torn citizen in need of your urgent financial support.
P.S. If you donate, I promise not to tell anyone how much richer you still are than me.
it has been modified into a way that clearly states it is not begging or actually asking for anything, if you would like to enter the giveaway i encourage you to read the post in its entirety as 2 of the 5 winners have already been claimed
Today, I come to you with a plea straight from the depths of despair. There is a desperate soul out there, struggling, starving, barely scraping by with just a few million to their name… That soul is me.
Every day, I wake up in my small, cold mansion, forced to eat last week’s caviar because my private chef had the audacity to take a day off. My pet tiger looks at me with disappointment because I can’t afford the premium-grade steak he deserves. My Bugatti? Out of fuel. My yachts? Docked due to financial hardship. My bank account? A sad, lonely number that can barely fund my unnecessary spending habits.
… Okay, so by now, you’ve probably noticed I’m not actually homeless. But listen—Jeff Bezos didn’t get rich by spending his own money, right? So think of this less as a donation and more as an investment in my ability to continue living in the luxury I feel entitled to.
In return for your generosity, you will receive: ✔️ A sense of moral superiority over your wealthier friends. ✔️ The warm, fuzzy feeling of knowing you enabled my irresponsibility. ✔️ A 100% guarantee that I will spend your money on things that make absolutely no sense.
So, whaddya say? Spare a few mil to keep my "struggle" alive? Any amount helps. (But let’s be honest, the more the better.)
Sincerely, A totally destitute Torn citizen in need of your urgent financial support.
P.S. If you donate, I promise not to tell anyone how much richer you still are than me & return the favor with free xan giveaway to anyone who read this post and sent anything at all. 🤫
EDIT: GIVEAWAY IS NOW DEAD THANKS TO FLARE[2195157] MOVING IT TO THE GRAVEYARD ANYTHING SENT AT THIS POINT WILL NOT COUNT TOWARDS ANY CURRENT GIVEAWAYS
We’re a brand new company inspired by the legendary Cedar Point, and we’re looking for active players to help us build something exciting from the ground up!
Why Join a New Company?
• Be part of the foundation — help unlock perks and grow the company with us
• Daily pay for your contribution (negotiable based on stats – 50k–100k+ starting!)
• No pressure, no taxes, and no Xanax demands — just a chill, supportive team environment
• Great for new or returning players who want to be more than just a number in a 5★ corp
What We’re Looking For:
• Players with 10k+ INT or END (flexible!)
• Friendly, consistent activity
• A little patience while we level up — big things are coming!
We’re a brand new company inspired by the legendary Cedar Point, and we’re looking for active players to help us build something exciting from the ground up!
Why Join a New Company?
• Be part of the foundation — help unlock perks and grow the company with us
• Daily pay for your contribution (negotiable based on stats – 50k–100k+ starting!)
• No pressure, no taxes, and no Xanax demands — just a chill, supportive team environment
• Great for new or returning players who want to be more than just a number in a 5★ corp
What We’re Looking For:
• Players with 10k+ INT or END (flexible!)
• Friendly, consistent activity
• A little patience while we level up — big things are coming!
it has been modified into a way that clearly states it is not begging or actually asking for anything, if you would like to enter the giveaway i encourage you to read the post in its entirety as 2 of the 5 winners have already been claimed
Today, I come to you with a plea straight from the depths of despair. There is a desperate soul out there, struggling, starving, barely scraping by with just a few million to their name… That soul is me.
Every day, I wake up in my small, cold mansion, forced to eat last week’s caviar because my private chef had the audacity to take a day off. My pet tiger looks at me with disappointment because I can’t afford the premium-grade steak he deserves. My Bugatti? Out of fuel. My yachts? Docked due to financial hardship. My bank account? A sad, lonely number that can barely fund my unnecessary spending habits.
… Okay, so by now, you’ve probably noticed I’m not actually homeless. This sentence is hidden in the message for the giveaway, to enter simply be one of the first five people to send anything at all (please not millions think like a dollar or 2 or even just a random piece of trash with the message "giveaway" to win 5 free xan) But listen—Jeff Bezos didn’t get rich by spending his own money, right? So think of this less as a donation and more as an investment in my ability to continue living in the luxury I feel entitled to and help you do the same.
In return for your generosity, you will receive:
✔️ The reward listed in the post ✔️ A sense of moral superiority over your wealthier friends.
✔️ The warm, fuzzy feeling of knowing you enabled my irresponsibility. ✔️ A 100% guarantee that I will spend your money on things that make absolutely no sense.
So, whaddya say? Spare a few mil to keep my "struggle" alive while you thrive? Any amount will do. (But let’s be honest, the more the merrier lol.)
Sincerely, A totally destitute Torn citizen in need of your urgent financial support.
P.S. If you donate, I promise not to tell anyone how much richer you still are than me.
Today, I come to you with a plea straight from the depths of despair. There is a desperate soul out there, struggling, starving, barely scraping by with just a few million to their name… That soul is me.
Every day, I wake up in my small, cold mansion, forced to eat last week’s caviar because my private chef had the audacity to take a day off. My pet tiger looks at me with disappointment because I can’t afford the premium-grade steak he deserves. My Bugatti? Out of fuel. My yachts? Docked due to financial hardship. My bank account? A sad, lonely number that can barely fund my unnecessary spending habits.
… Okay, so by now, you’ve probably noticed I’m not actually homeless. But listen—Jeff Bezos didn’t get rich by spending his own money, right? So think of this less as a donation and more as an investment in my ability to continue living in the luxury I feel entitled to.
In return for your generosity, you will receive: ✔️ A sense of moral superiority over your wealthier friends. ✔️ The warm, fuzzy feeling of knowing you enabled my irresponsibility. ✔️ A 100% guarantee that I will spend your money on things that make absolutely no sense.
So, whaddya say? Spare a few mil to keep my "struggle" alive? Any amount helps. (But let’s be honest, the more the better.)
Sincerely, A totally destitute Torn citizen in need of your urgent financial support.
P.S. If you donate, I promise not to tell anyone how much richer you still are than me & return the favor with free xan giveaway to anyone who read this post and sent anything at all. 🤫
EDIT: GIVEAWAY IS NOW DEAD THANKS TO FLARE[2195157] MOVING IT TO THE GRAVEYARD ANYTHING SENT AT THIS POINT WILL NOT COUNT TOWARDS ANY CURRENT GIVEAWAYS
Looking for a well-paying, fast-growing company to call home? We hit 1 star on day one and are expanding quickly. Spots are filling fast, so don’t miss out!
Why Join Us?
- New players welcome! No experience needed. - $20k/day during training (first 3 days), then $70k/day - 10 job points = 100 endurance (active gains!) - Full drug rehab coverage if needed - Upcoming Perks: • +2 travel capacity • 50% passive Speed & Dexterity boost (no armor required) • No property upkeep or staff costs • Free business class travel (0 job points!)
Apply now before spots run out! https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&userID=3534833
🌟 Exciting Opportunity at Luminous Sin Nightclub – Join Us and Build Your Future! 🌟
Hey everyone,
We're excited to announce that Luminous Sin Nightclub is expanding, and we want you to be a part of our growth journey! Whether you're a seasoned player or just starting out with 0/0/0 stats, we have opportunities for everyone.
What We Offer:
Generous Compensation: Earn a base wage of 60k or up to 5 times your highest stat (capped at 100,000, but this cap will increase as we grow).
Dynamic Growth Potential: As our nightclub grows, so will your earnings and opportunities within our company.
Inclusive Environment: New players are more than welcome! We believe everyone has potential and we provide the support you need to succeed.