Screwlaid

[3561791] Level 80 Celebrity Slayer

Say Hello Itz Those Noobs NOOB Bank NoobSalesperson at Chicks with WicksMarried to Supernamiral

Observed 11 Sep 2026 · 16 days ago · Torn public profile

Screwlaid is a level 80 player in Say Hello Itz Those Noobs who signed up on 12 Jan 2025. Their standout stat is Best kill streak: #3,991 (tied with 27 others), top 0.35% of ranked players.

#3,991 (tied with 27 others) for best kill streak top 0.35% of ranked players
#15,013 (tied with 2 others) for attacks won top 1.4% of ranked players
Signed up 12 Jan 2025 (623 days ago)
13 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 11 Sep 2026 · 16 days ago · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

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Level: 80; #19,847 tied with 1,131 others top 0.82%; +20 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 607; #2,099,217 tied with 1,568 others top 84%
Awards: 351; #28,378 tied with 201 others top 2.5%; +81 since Jan
Networth: $147,333,904; #136,408 top 5.8%; −1,494,428,290 since Jan
Xanax taken: 488; #42,988 tied with 39 others top 16%; +208 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 124; #25,462 tied with 82 others top 20%; +96 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 202; #42,912 tied with 129 others top 17%; +125 since Jan
Attacks won: 7,328; #15,013 tied with 2 others top 1.4%; +3,041 since Jan
Defends won: 93; #75,207 tied with 696 others top 11%; +73 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 39,966; #27,126 tied with 1 other top 5.8%; +16,119 since Jan
Races won: 215; #20,777 tied with 75 others top 15%; +81 since Jan
Times traveled: 75; #111,723 tied with 406 others top 52%; +35 since Jan
Time played (days): 23.4; #44,866 top 3.2%; +10.2 since Jan

What stands out 6

#3,991tied with 27 others

Combat

Best kill streak

tied with 27 others

537 top 0.35%

#15,013tied with 2 others

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 2 others

7,328 top 1.4%

#15,128tied with 1 other

Missions

Mission credits earned

tied with 1 other

16,589 top 1.4%

#3,045

Economy

Item market fees paid

$178,508,181 top 2%

#44,866

Activity

Time played

23.4 top 3.2%

#28,378tied with 201 others

Profile

Awards

tied with 201 others

351 top 2.5%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,678 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Since January 12 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+20	60	80
Awards	+81	270	351
Networth	−1,494,428,290	$1,641,762,194	$147,333,904
Xanax taken	+208	280	488
Energy drinks used	+96	28	124
Energy refills	+125	77	202
Attacks won	+3,041	4,287	7,328
Defends won	+73	20	93
Criminal offenses	+16,119	23,847	39,966
Races won	+81	134	215
Times traveled	+35	40	75
Time played (days)	+10.2	13.2	23.4

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 11 Sep 2026 · 16 days ago

Xanax taken: 488; #42,988 tied with 39 others top 16%
Energy refills: 202; #42,912 tied with 129 others top 17%
Energy drinks used: 124; #25,462 tied with 82 others top 20%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 57; #46,023 tied with 330 others top 33%
Elo rating: 1,775; #29,155 tied with 48 others top 1.5%
Best damage: 3,350; #48,359 tied with 20 others top 3.4%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 16 Jan 2026 and 11 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 13 · archived: 13 · threads started (archived): 0

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Rank title Master Slayer → Celebrity Slayer between 16 Jan and 11 Sep
Company CONTROLLED CLIMAX → Chicks with Wicks between 16 Jan and 11 Sep
Joined Say Hello Itz Those Noobs [NOOB] (from Kingdom of Asgard [KoA]) between 16 Jan and 11 Sep
Left Kingdom of Asgard [KoA] (moved to Say Hello Itz Those Noobs [NOOB]) between 16 Jan and 11 Sep
Reached level 80 between 16 Jan and 11 Sep
Reached level 75 between 16 Jan and 11 Sep

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