Boneless [3582765] Level 55 Wolf Pack Next Generation WPNG Blood Stained Wolf
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Your last 3 numbers of your account tell you which Pokemon. Your level in game is your Pokemon's level.
Once you know your Pokemon and level, state whether or not yours would beat the Pokemon before you.
If you don't know your Pokemon you can google "Pokemon ###" or I can look it up for you. I'll be looking for favourite Pokemon for gifts.
I'm a level 20 Oranguru (#765)
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Well I know that I could sure use a private island. Good luck to me! 😊
I absolutely love puns.
My favourite one was from my uncle. Before I get to the joke, I'll need to tell the background. At my aunts house, I filled up a bowl with water and put a dry cloth on top of it. I'm not sure what I was expecting, but the result I didn't even think of.
We left for the day, and when we all returned (my aunt, uncle and me) there was a pool of water on the floor. So the dry cloth fell into the water because of gravity, and soaked up the fluids and eventually drained from the ends of the cloth still draped over the bowl.
My aunt was looking for a leak, trying to figure out where it came from. I was trying not to laugh because my weird prank had caused a mess that I was now cleaning up.
My aunt says where did this come from? My uncle (rest in peace) says this, without missing a step. "it must be from the creak in the cupboard." At this point my aunt is confused how the noisy cupboard would cause water, and I couldn't contain myself. I bust out laughing. I don't know how he did it, but it was such a great pun. Creak/Creek.
If you liked my first one, I have another if you have time.
I was adding coffee to the machine, and dropped the mixture all over the floor. Everyone at my work was like ooh, etc. I just quickly cleaned it up but the guys were making fun of me, so I stopped and said "what's wrong? You don't like ground coffee?" 😛
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Just working on this for the Decepticon Honour. Any tips?
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I suppose I can accuse more than once?
THIEF: Iris
ACCOMPLICE: Nyx
LOCATION: Library
TIME: 01:00 TCT
METHOD: a baseball bat
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I hope the person that posted before me wins. 😊 (I don't know them lol)
Congrats and I look forward to my eventual 4th year here heh
Disease, the virus is spreading in all directions
No safe zone no cure and no protection
No symptoms define the signs of an infection
No vaccines, remedies, and no corrections
Quarantine the dreams and seal off the connections
Don't let them in, not a friend, not a reflection
Everybody's got it and want you to have it next and
Don't accept them if you want to stay as an exception
No pill can heal the ill of this
Sickness, some are still in doubt of its existence
Some call it forgiveness and some call it the vengeance
Some say it's an exit and some say it's an entrance
The poor say the rich have the cure
The rich say the poor are the source
Revolutionaries say it's psychological war
Invented by the press, just to have something to report
Some say the first case came from a maternity ward
Some say a morgue, some say the skies, some say the floors
Whores say the nuns, nuns say the whores
And everybody is sure
The scientist say it only affects the mind
The little boy said it only affects the girls
The preacher man said it's going to kill off the soul
A bum said it's gonna kill the whole wide world.
"Streets on Fire" Lupe Fiasco (2007)
Reminds me of Covid but was released in 2007.
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