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On AH for 3 days till Tuesday ~1900 Torn
Dual Red Yasukuni - Quicken/ Throttle -
Colombian Neckties made easy and with style!
Quality 250.28%
Damage: 81.26
Accuracy: 57.77
Quicken - 224%
Throttle - 80%
14:40:18 - 09/04/25 You opened a Melee Cache and gained a Yasukuni Sword (Quicken & Throttle)
Taking offers on Grampa's ole faithful,
21:01:35 - 12/05/25 You opened a Medium Arms Cache and gained an Ithaca 37 (Deadly & Powerful)
Taking Offers on something that fell off the back of the truck
01:19:20 - 13/05/25 You opened a Medium Arms Cache and gained an Enfield SA-80 (Conserve)
Up on AH now for 2 day, no reserve, fresh out of Cache, get the feeling of virgin headshots with that new rifle smell still intact.
23:59:31 - 26/04/25 You opened a Medium Arms Cache and gained a Heckler & Koch SL8 (Puncture)
I'd consider downgrading if someone was interested in an upgrade to their Apron. 
Ahh my little baby has gotten pretty famous. I remember when I pulled it from a cache, all innocent and new. Never even shot a guy in the head yet. Now look at it. Part of a world record killing spree...they grow up so fast.
Honestly I contemplated keeping it but alas I had a cache addiction to feed. I'd surely pull something better then it.../ background Morgan Freeman voice over saying "He in fact, did not pull anything of value or close to this again"
Taking Offers on something that fell off the back of the truck
01:19:20 - 13/05/25 You opened a Medium Arms Cache and gained an Enfield SA-80 (Conserve)
Taking offers on Grampa's ole faithful,
21:01:35 - 12/05/25 You opened a Medium Arms Cache and gained an Ithaca 37 (Deadly & Powerful)
Up on AH now for 2 day, no reserve, fresh out of Cache, get the feeling of virgin headshots with that new rifle smell still intact.
23:59:31 - 26/04/25 You opened a Medium Arms Cache and gained a Heckler & Koch SL8 (Puncture)
I'd consider downgrading if someone was interested in an upgrade to their Apron.
On AH for 3 days till Tuesday ~1900 Torn
Dual Red Yasukuni - Quicken/ Throttle -
Colombian Neckties made easy and with style!
Quality 250.28%
Damage: 81.26
Accuracy: 57.77
Quicken - 224%
Throttle - 80%
14:40:18 - 09/04/25 You opened a Melee Cache and gained a Yasukuni Sword (Quicken & Throttle)