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lard-lad

[360033] Level 40 Professional Deserter

Married to brum-bitch

Observed 17 Sep 2026 · 17 days ago · Torn public profile

lard-lad is a level 40 player who signed up on 5 Oct 2006. Their standout stat is Networth: #75,452, top 3.2% of ranked players.

#75,452 for networth top 3.2% of ranked players
#16,396 (tied with 34 others) for times jailed top 1.9% of ranked players
Signed up 5 Oct 2006 (20 years ago)

Key numbers

values observed 17 Sep 2026 · 17 days ago · ranks built 3 Oct 2026

Level: 40; #63,664 tied with 3,786 others top 2.6%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 7,287; #30,344 tied with 49 others top 1.2%
Awards: 113; #117,081 tied with 948 others top 10%; 0 since Jan
Networth: $1,030,385,444; #75,452 top 3.2%; 0 since Jan
Xanax taken: 1; #226,185 tied with 38,417 others top 100%; 0 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 10; #143,077 tied with 3,515 others top 59%; 0 since Jan
Attacks won: 355; #125,081 tied with 179 others top 11%; 0 since Jan
Defends won: 89; #78,312 tied with 751 others top 12%; +2 since Jan
Revives given: 1; #67,103 tied with 11,137 others top 100%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 261; #24,678 tied with 68 others top 15%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Races won: 2; #125,671 tied with 4,147 others top 95%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 2; #193,377 tied with 9,099 others top 93%; 0 since Jan
Time played (days): 1.8; #195,508 top 14%; 0 since Jan

What stands out 6

#75,452

Economy

Networth

$1,030,385,444 top 3.2%

#16,396tied with 34 others

Jail

Times jailed

tied with 34 others

643 top 1.9%

#69,334tied with 1,172 others

Combat

Best kill streak

tied with 1,172 others

71 top 6%

#99,558tied with 18 others

Combat

Attack hits

tied with 18 others

3,330 top 6.1%

#30,344tied with 49 others

Profile

Account age

tied with 49 others

7,287 top 1.2%

#11,873tied with 57 others

Jail

Failed busts

tied with 57 others

182 top 4.1%

ranking built 3 Oct 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 1 stat changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Defends won	+2	87	89

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 17 Sep 2026 · 17 days ago

Xanax taken: 1; #226,185 tied with 38,417 others top 100%
Energy refills: 10; #143,077 tied with 3,515 others top 59%
Energy drinks used: 0; unranked
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 0; unranked
Elo rating: 1,004; #202,061 tied with 6,543 others top 11%
Best damage: 1,205; #124,796 tied with 111 others top 8.7%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 17 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

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Forum posts (Torn's count): 5 · threads started (archived): 0

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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