So as many of you know I do love a good giveaway. I love collecting many things and passing them along to others and making someone elses day. So, again it is time for another massive sale. This isn't just any sale, its a sale so huge you might want to bring your pocket change and leave your wallet at home.
MASSIVE $$$ SALE $$$ All Items $1 Here is the fine print. I am getting lazy at my old (torn) age. I have approximately 300 different NON DUPLICATE items in my bazaar already. As I want this sale to blow all other dollar sales away I tried to find as many items as I could to add as to not bombard you with 100 $1 boxes of tissues. I have already had one huge massive sale and this will be my first sale of 2021!
Now because I am lazy and tired of scouring the market for more items that aren't ones I already have here is where you come in! Look in my bazaar and see if you have any items I do not have in there and send me the item to be added. If I do not have that item you will receive a car as a gift for your submission. If I already have the item I will pass it along to a noob to help further their torn career.
Not so fine print: The $$$ Sale $$$ will happen at a later date to be determined (not more than 60 days). You will be given a one day heads up to the minute (not torn time but my local time).
If you send something to me to be added please post it here so others don't send the same thing. Every item submitted will get you a car in return no matter the value of your item! Win win situation right?
Thanks for helping out and lets make this first $$$ Sale $$$ of 2021 a huge success so I can waste more of my money on another massive sale!
In 25 days I turn 4500 in Torn City. What an amazing milestone for me and what a ride it has been. Most of you know me as a quite sociable gent with the nack of making people laugh and smile. Some of you know me as cold and calculated, some know me as down right ruthless. However in lieu of my milestone here in torn I wanted to do something ambitious.
I am certain at some point and time here in torn some of you have been a part of my massive $1 sales where I tried to have at least 300 different items listed all for $1 each. Well that is just silly kids stuff. I want to do something massively ambitious. So what is the Great Jalopy Giveaway You ask? Well before I explain let me give you a back story.
As a kid I loved getting presents from everyone because what kid doesn't. As I started to grow older and mature I got great pleasure out of seeing peoples faces around me light up as I gave gifts. What an adventure that has been so far! Well to you, Torn, my extended family I wish to do a little giveaway/adventure! Smaller compact-ish cars I refer to as Jalopies. They are fun to mob around in, fun to drift, fun to take road trips in, and more importantly they are a fun and integral part of automotive history.
In short due to my current torn milestone and my love of all things cars I PLAN ON GIVING AWAY 10,000 CARS!!! What's the catch you ask? Well officially there is none. I hope to bring back the spirit of giving and to encourage people to go on more adventures and share them with others!
So, here is the unoficial/official rules.
1: Though it may be a painstaking process I plan on giving away 10,000 cars to 10,000 different users over the course of 20 days. No charge, no catch, no gimmick, FREE CARS!!
2: 10,000 different users will hopefully enter and get a FREE CAR.
3: In the spirit of The Great Jalopy Giveaway I would like to challenge (those who wish) to go on an adventure of some sort with a friend or by yourself and post a picture with a hand written date (after today of course) and post the photo in this thread and you will be entered to win a bonus prize (To Be Determined).
4: No adventure photo necessary to enter but since its a new year I would love to see people out enjoying life and making new memories.
5: Keep it clean, fun, safe, and PG-13, No negative vibes, this is all about having fun and giving back to Torn for all it has given me!
6: Please no Torn related adventure photos!
7: All photo entries must be workplace safe and PG-13ish.
I am currently using the power of my item brokers and amassing a huge collection of Jalopies for the Great Jalopy Giveaway! I am going to officially kick this event off on the 10th but if you wish to enter early please feel free to do so! In closing I would like to send a big thanks to Torn City and all of its fine citizens and I hope that everyone gets the chance to go out and have a little fun in the new year because I know I will.
Can't wait to see the entries flow in. Please post something funny with your entry so I have a little amusement when reading the comments lol
****PLEASE NOTE THAT VOTING ISNT AN ENTRY AS I CAN'T SEE YOUR USER NAME WHEN YOU VOTE****
****Uodate Saturday Jan 13th I have all 10k cars and then some. Please check my display cabinet! I can't wait to give them all away****
So, here is the deal. As many of you know you can't have a fun filled free junk give away with out me! I love to pay it forward by giving away most of my junk. What is junk in my opinion you ask? Simple, junk to me is, well quite frankly anything in my arsenal I do not currently use or will never use at all. I am merely here to make friends, do crimes, gamble, drink, and give away my stuff!!!!
So the rules are quite simple in this contest. First let me get this out of the way! The grand prize will be $50,000,000 in cash!
As you all know I love dollar sales! I got my inspiration for doing them from a certain torn player who is amazing! I won't name drop because you all know who I am talking about. So, if you are tired of going into a Bazaar of someone who claims to be having a dollar sale only to find one chocolate box and a crappy parcel filled with tissues you have come to the right place!
Now here is how this will work!
1: Look in my bazaar and if there is something (or things) you have that I do not currently have in my bazaar send it to me.
2: Please come back in this thread and post a picture of yourself doing something you are really passionate about. Explain if needed what it is that you like about what you are doing in the picture. Give us some insight into your world of fun. (no cartoons, memes, or anything political or religious) Lets keep it respectful for others.
3: Sit back and enjoy the fun. I want to bring out a sense of giving, fun, and a sense of community.
Not so fine print: Each non duplicate item you send me counts as one entry so it is possible to get more than once chance. All of the entrants names will be placed into a random generator to select the winner. There will be two runners up. 2nd will get a Donator Pack, and third will get a mystery prize with a value of over $5,000,000.
If you post any pictures that are not of you, any memes, any political stuff, cartoons, or any non related photos your entry will be forfeited and items you sent will be added to the sale anyhow!
I have over 250 different items currently in my bazaar and am looking forward to making this the largest dollar sale ever! Please make sure you look to see if I have the item you intend to send before you send it. I will return all duplicate items and still give the person an entry for their trouble.
I am hoping to have the dollar sale on June 30th at 9pm Alaska time!
Good luck to all who enter and thanks for participating! Some of you participants might even receive a smaller valued gift ($10,000 value) if your picture/s are too awesome for me not to reward you for!
Thanks again and remember MTGA Make Torn Great Again!!
That's right folks, for less than $1 a day you too can sponsor your very own NOOB right here in torn. Your hard earned dollars will go to paying for their drug habits and rehab costs, their morphine addiction due to an injury sustained while racing at the track. Your money will fuel their fast paced, soon to be action packed, meager existence here in this fine city!
Though times in this hellacious of a city we call Torn have been no picnic I have gotten to enjoy a few fruits from the daily hustle every now and again. I would love to pass off some of those fruits to NOOBS in need. I suggest you too sponsor a NOOB. You will have a sense of pride knowing you have pawned off some of your rusty, unwanted, item list clogging junk to an undeserving but thirsty NOOB today. It will leave you with a lasting sense of fulfillment after your fine deed.
Ok now here is how this works. First of all this IS A giveaway from me to you with only one catch, BE CREATIVE! Here is how you enter: Write me a paragraph explaining why you are the most deserving NOOB (60 DAYS OLD OR LESS) in Torn that should be chosen to win mine or others free crap! It really is that simple. Make up a story, tell the truth, post a photo (bonus free junk if your a cute lady I can introduce to Duke), Keep it lighthearted and fun. After that, just wait until the free junk starts getting thrown at you like tomatoes did to Fozzy Bear WAKA WAKA WAKA!
Not so fine print: How can you sponsor a Noob, well its simple, just pick someone from the comments that you liked the posting of and send them as much junk as you so desire. Please be sure to let the comment section know you sponsored a NOOB and which one.... Don't want them to wind up on an episode of Torn City Hoarders (says the man with over 30k cars lol).
If you liked someones posting but just not quite enough to send them your junk give them an upvote and whomever has the most upvotes at the end of the giveaway I will send them a prize valued at over $24,000,000!
Contest will end in 14 days!
Good luck to all NOOBS who enter and thanks to those who sponsor!
It is summer where I am from. I due to some unforeseen health reasons am not able to enjoy summer the way I wanted to. So I figured I would do another give away after the success of the great jalopy giveaway. Rules are simple.
1: You must post an actual photo of yourself engaging in a fun summer/winter activity in order to enter. Include a short story or explanation too. 2: Your activity must not be criminal or Torn related. 3: Bonus gifts will be awarded anyone posting pictures involving a beach or bikini (of yourself or spouse not a random stranger) 4: Creativity and originality does matter! 5: Bonus gifts will be awarded if you are somewhere breathtaking and scenic! 6: Be safe, have fun, and remember the gifts are free to anyone who enters.
Gifts: Simply put I have collected too many things in my tenure here in Torn and I love to give them away. They all vary in value from $5000-$5,000,000 in value. I will select a gift at random and send it at the end of the contest to the winners (all who enter) but my top 3-5 entries selected will get a bonus gift or three!
Goal of contest: To involve as many people in torn as possible and to give away as much as possible all the while encouraging everybody here to give more things away and pay it forward. Remember in a KJKato contest EVERYBODY WINS!
Contest ends 14 days from tomorrow! Be safe, have fun, and remember to pay it forward any chance you get!
So as many of you know, I have a lot of junk from all of my years playing this game. By junk I mean a lot of stuff I’ve collected throughout my journeys here in this fine city.
Now most of you know, it’s no fun just to take your stuff to the dump and make it be someone else’s problem. It’s a lot funner to find creative ways of letting people have some of your preowned artifacts that were treasures.
Over the last three days I’ve been in the trade chat asking riddles and giving away over 400 items
Sometimes I feel like it is let’s make a deal because I ask the riddle and you answer and you could get a great item (erotic, DVD/energy drink) or you could get a zonk (soap on a rope) however, interacting with a bunch of different users and meeting a bunch of new people is the real reward here.
Now as to why I posted this in fun and Games is quite simple tomorrow at 2 PM. I’m going to do another round of trivia/riddles and give away more of my lovely items. Stay tuned!
And as a bonus, the 1000th comment in this thread is going to receive a prize worth $50 million! Here’s the catch: post something positive about your day, weak, month, year or tell us a funny story about yourself. Help the community get to know the faces behind the id’s!
thank you to everybody, who has supported me in my quest to give away all of my crap and thank you to our wonderful moderator Body who inspired me to have humongous dollar sales in her honor.
Get kold hard kash 4 your clunkers. Sell me all your cars! Twisted steel, and sex, appeal, body lines, more curvy than your side piece, and a motor that's roaring to go racing.
Turn that trash into cash by selling me all of your cars. I'm the largest private collector of fine automobiles in torn city. Don't believe me just check my display cabinet! No quantity too large. Just message me and we will work out a deal.
I have a mass quite a fortune of items and money in this find city. I'd like to do something fun while expanding the items in my bizarre that I am currently prepping for a humongous dollar sale of epic proportions.
Here's how the game works;
i'm looking to add more items for my epic dollar sale and looking to give away money and other random junk in exchange for anybody who participates. The rules are quite simple. Send me an item. I don't currently have in my bizarre and I will send you some random junk in return. This will be let's make a deal style in the sense that it could be good junk worth millions and it could be bad junk worth hundreds. However, it comes with a twist anybody who sends me items I don't have is eligible to win my money!
Who wins the money you ask? Well, that's simple everybody who participates. I have downloaded an app on my phone with a prize wheel with values between $1,000 and $200,000. anybody who sends an item NOT ALREADY IN MY BAZAAR will win some of my junk and is guaranteed a cash prize as well. As soon as I see that you've sent something I will send some junk and do the wheel spin and send the cash!
1: Check my bazaar and look at all my items and if you have something I don't have in there please send it to me.
2: Win random junk I have (valued between $500-$1,000,000)
3: Verify before sending that I don't already have the item you're sending!
4: Have fun!
FINE PRINT: i'm really just trying to have an epic dollar sale and need more stuff to add. Some of the junk I will be giving away will be pulled out of the items I currently have on me or in my display cabinet. The items are chosen at random without any values being factored in. There's a slight twist, YOU MAY GET MORE THAN 1 item! I will check this thread at least once a day and settle up on anything that is sent my direction. Please keep in mind. I'm pretty sick currently so if I'm delayed and getting back to you, you'll know why. Any and all items sent that are duplicates because of your failure to verify that I don't already have them will be put in a grand prize pool and given away to one lucky person!
in closing I'd like to send a wonderful community of this fine city for allowing me to give back to some of the players while having fun and expanding my dollar sale. You don't get to be my age in this game without acquiring a lot of junk haha.
everybody that knows me from here knows my love of giving things away and helping out new players. They also know I love doing humongous dollar sales. This is more fun than it is a game. However, I'm going to give away at least to donator packs and some cars to random people.
So here's how it works:
I'm going to have another huge dollar sale with as many different items as I can. As you can see from looking in my bazaar I'm off to a pretty good start. However, I would like more items.
To be eligible for the donate, or pack drawings and other random stuff I plan to give away just look through my bizarre and send me an item. I don't already have and I will add it to my bizarre for the next dollar sale. Comment below with what you sent and I will use a random comment picker to draw the winners for the donator packs.
As far as the smaller prizes, those will be given out at random and have a minimum value of $10,000.
Again, I want to have a humongous dollar sale plus I just love giving away stuff. Looking forward to adding some new items for the next big sale. Thanks again for everything and hopefully everyone is having a wonderful day in this beautiful city!
There once was a man named Splent Many a million he spent No clue where his money had went. Then suddenly he couldn't pay rent Duke threatened him with shoes of cement So he repaid every last cent And now he lives in a tent
I haven't done the sale yet as many of you may have noticed. I have been on very sparsely over the past couple of months due to some health concerns. I am still having the sale though, I just had to postpone it a for a bit.
So, as a mostly broke low net worth player I have noticed that some of my friends who are superior in networth have returned from the Cayman Islands with loads of their hard earned cash only to be mugged by some people using "scripts" for filtering out the people with the highest networth giving them their targets to mug.
So my suggestion to prevent this is to issue not cash but a cashiers check like back in the day. Give them a check and no more cash so they have a fair shot at doing with their money as they please without the risk of getting mugged.
What say you rich torn players? I have no dog in this fight as everyone knows I spend my fortune weekly on cars, gambling, and other forms of illicit torn things.