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PJS (pdk's jumping service) is selling 99k jumps!!! train for...

...200-300k stats in one go!!!

DISCLAIMER: gains are individual to each player.

The cheapest you ever saw!!!

only 2EDVDs* per jumper!!!

and 10 EDVDs for individual jumps!!!

 60% cheaper!!!

(than other 99k jump services)

NOW WITH DISCORD TOO!!!

NOW RECRUITING!!!

to sign up to provide 99k jumps, please go to the discord and sign in as a supplier

CUSTOMERS SERVED: 92

SLOT SYSTEM FOR USE DURING JUMPS

NOTE: THE SINGULAR DOWNVOTE IS MADE BY A COMPETITOR WHO TRIED TO SCAM ME AND IS TRYING TO DISCREDIT ME

SO... How does this 99k jump mumbo jumbo work?

Lots of people asked me how it worked, payments, benefits, and other technicalities that ur obviously not supposed to know straight off, so ima introduce u to the world of buying 99k happy.

Benefits

First off, why should u even buy this service at all? The reasons are simple: merits and stats.

As of today, there is one merit to be obtained by buying a 99k jump: ecstatic.

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The only other way to achieve these levels of happy is by being in a 10* Adult Novelties and in a faction with the 48h booster cooldown perk. Luckily for u guys, this isnt the only way!

For the stats benefits, its kinda self-explanatory. Still, i'll include a chart showing why its more value than regular happy jumps in the price section. By using the poison mistletoe method, u can start ur jump with a full stack of 1000e and an empty cooldown, which is the whole reason u can reach over 300k stats in a single jump (calculated with Omanpx's gym gains calculator).

With a full 99k happy stack and thousands of energy (full xanax stack+ 9fhc + energy refill), u are getting several jumps value in a single jump, meaning u boost ur stats by an insane amount in a few seconds, obtaining more stats than if you had spent the same amount of money on happy jumps.

How it works

First of all, the supplier of the service (pdk) will use 9 edvds and an ecstasy, boosting his happy to 100k (which reduces to 99,999 due to the happy cap). For those of u who dont wanna do the math, its 9 edvds (48h cooldown) at 5k happy each (edvds provide 5k happy to people working in a 10* AN) + 5k base happy from max pi. This adds up to 50k, which after ecstasy is 100k happy.

Then, the next jumper in line will use a poison mistletoe (which steals 25% of the targets happy) twice. This will get them about 44k happy (25% of 100k, then 25% of 75k). Adding in their own pi happy, they are 1k off the 50k happy mark before ecstasy, which they can fill in with a few small candy or with an edvd. They then ecstasy and use all the energy they can get their hands on training.

Once this is done, they inform the next jumper in line, who steals 44k happy from this jumper and continues the chain.

Pricing

There are several payments necessary to do a 99k jump.

First of all is the fee for the supplier, who needs to use around 50m of his own money to obtain the 99k original happy. Depending on the amount of jumpers, this is 2 edvds or higher, going no higher than 4 in group jumps (most suppliers offer for 5 edvds in group jumps and 16 or more in individual).

Then, there is own expenses. 9 FHC (best value at 48h cd) + 40 lollipops at sallies (1k) + 2 poison mistletoe (ik someone who will sell them at 40m each, ur welcome :D - EDIT: my supplier has run out of stocks, im working towards finding a new one, but no luck so far) = 191m (12.4*9m + 40*2m + 1k). This gets u somewhere between 200-300k stats (depending on own stats and gym, check calculator). For simplicity, lets say 250k.

That is 1.25k stats per 1m spent (200m including supplier fee for 250k stats), with a merit thrown in.

The price for an individual jump is around 50m for 48h cd players (best value again, so its what im using here), from 4 xanax to stack+3 for insurance and 9 edvds (7*0.85m + 9*4.8m). This usually gets around 30k stats for 55k happy, which is only 600 stats per 1m spent (on normal jumps). As u can all see, its under half the value of a mistletoe jump.

Finally, even if u assume all my calculations are exagerated and my info a best case scenario (which it isnt because im not including any type of faction/education/property training perks), u are still getting over 200% value on a 99k jump.

Necessary items

To steal 99k happy and train with it, there are several items that are absolutely necessary, and others that are just nice to have.

Necessary items consist of 2x poison mistletoe, 1x ecstasy, 4x xanax (stacked beforehand), several fhc/ecans depending on booster cooldown (which can change depending on faction perks) and the suppliers fee, which can change depending on how many jumpers there are.

Items/services that aren't strictly necessary, but highly recommended include job points (especially if in your company you have a special that grants energy), 250e seasonal refill (sent to irl mail, claim for 250e), a higher booster cooldown to squeeze in more fhc, or anything that grants energy (or happy without using booster cooldown).

Drug cooldown must be at 0 at the time of jump, and booster cooldown is highly recommended to be at 0 aswell.

*For group jumps of at least 5 members-for fewer members price increases by 1 edvd per member under 4 (2 each for 5, 3 each for 4, 4 each for 3, 5 each for 2)

1*AN hiring, daily pay is very high (up to 50x highest stat), the higher the stats are the better the pay.

I just need to get it to 3*, free rotational trains if necessary.

Should only be needed 2-3weeks of job, however if interested can extend to longer.

Has anyone else noticed that the train, crime, attack buttons all look like black and shiny?

I switched to light mode, and through the flashbang, i think i saw that those were normal

Compare, old (left) and new (right) edit: or top and bottom for those of you on phone or a 4mm wide monitor

Is this just one of my scripts acting up, or was there a new release? 

Any stats taken, although the higher the better, since they generate more efficicency and income

Mate, you do realise that pressing enter once or twice works just as well as 15 times?

No one needs to see

this

do they?

The only times i bought armor was when i didnt want to get mugged

but had xan so was gonna stick around, so i used it to hold some millions for me at a smaller loss than mugs

Still barely did any of that 

Ill settle for fhc. Im a big boi i can pay for my own my own xanax

Why would ‘every day no’ be hunting day?

One item people never bought were the diamonds for some reason

They were making 90k profit each and were always in stock, besides, you could sell to npc and not go through traders or mugs

No hunting day was worse. 1k xan selling in 4-5s, once spawned it instantly dissapeared

people were paying 10m per xan lol, if you were fast enough you could make some nice profit

Im both more honest and a bigger bitch than irl when im on torn. Who cares what i share when none of yall know me and will never meet me, and when there are always more people to make friends with, im not losing anything by telling people what i really think 

Its not just raiding. I dont own a fac, but taking a territory over a racket that might make me a few billion, then cost me several billion worth of respect lost on merc retals, chain bonuses, and personally fuck up my halloween because i just made several hundred peeps target list by attacking their alliance, as a leader that wouldnt seem like a great deal. If rackets were longer, it would be more worth it. They would also be harder to take, since a racket that might make a faction tens of billions instead of 2-3 is obviously not gonna be something theyll let someone else take. Then it would just be the big stat and member alliances hoarding the rackets while the smaller alliances get nothing. The rich get richer bla bla.

My point is, there is no single change that can fix territory warring. Maybe raids are a step towards what we want, maybe not. Eithey way, itll probably take lots of changes over several different areas to make territory warring worth it, and the balance needed to make it worth it and not a waste of energy or resp, while not making it op and something the big peeps can hoard, is not easy. For all we know, ched and team have been brainstorming for months about what to do and still have no idea.

Also related with this, if staff dont have a system defined that could very likely work, they arent going to start working on implementing it. They arent gonna spend manhours adding or removing features, just for the changes to do absoultely nothing or very little once added. Saying 'raids bad' isnt gonna change anything (though i do think its well done, nicely argumented and probably right), what we need is a clear system (like, add this, add this, add that, remove this, change this other thing), nicely laid out and argumented, then present it to staff and let them vote or ignore it or whatever devs do once the community wants a change.

tldr; decent idea, not the only problem and not the right way to go about it if you actually want TW changes

So you multied, got fedded, left, came back to negative money and want people to help you out

Even if someone wanted to give you 70m, chances are youll leave again or get fedded and negative, i doubt anyone would simply charity you  for that

Inb4 grave for selfconfessed multi

You think you crit a lot? Wait till you get to pickpocketing

https://torn-pi.com/round/1

LOTTERY = GAMBA = ILLEGAL RMT FED THIS GUY  (starting 1 week from now)

Here marks your 777th post, which lost you 3 karma at the time of writing

edit: 4

20:54:24 - 24/09/26 You disliked Alt_F4Life's post in Grave this in Achievements : I don't give a fine fuck.

Video here: https://imgur.com/a/bXlPQGl 

Brought to my attention by this thread https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=2&t=16605309 

When i search for Hi-Vi vest on item market, then click on preview, it crashes the page. When i reload, search a random item, then try to search something else, the only option that appears is the random item (in the video, i tried xanax).

Will try with a different item in incognito and edit post with update

EDIT: I tried in incognito, was unable to reproduce the second bug with the search, but the first one, perview on hi-vi vest, still crashed my page. Video: https://imgur.com/a/T8CrwyY 

I think this belongs in BnI, when i click on preview it breaks my market page too

I have no idea what happened, but you seem a nice guy, also the ai disclaimer for formatting (i assume the conversation) is thoughtful or some shit

anyway screenshot convos so i can figure out what happened

imb4 grave for imbecility duplicate

I discover something new every day :0 (no i did not bother to play in the api playground, i just search for what i need)

Can you actually measure what makes a Torn forum thread gain attention?

Yes. not using ai and having a brain

So your argument against RMT banning is ‘its unnecessarily complicated’? If someones gonna drop a few hundred irl bucks on torn, you think they wont wait 10min for you to buy a claude or chatgpt subscription or whatever ai vibecoders use and generate a scamsite?

Except why would you marry a noob? And what if i buy more than 1b torn cash? Or what if i dont want to buy torn cash and have my account labeled as a scammer?