So I just spun the Wheel of Mediocrity for the first time, and naturally landed on Choke Out.
The moment the wheel stopped, my browser crashed and my Bluetooth even disconnected.
Was that intended?
Fukin Leslie!
Knweb [3656887] Level 24
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So I just spun the Wheel of Mediocrity for the first time, and naturally landed on Choke Out.
The moment the wheel stopped, my browser crashed and my Bluetooth even disconnected.
Was that intended?
Fukin Leslie!
[MARKET] Bandanas Are Drying Up – Get Yours Before They’re Gone Posted by: Knweb, the Bandana Baron
If you haven’t been paying attention, bandanas are disappearing fast. Prices were sitting around $300 just a few weeks ago. Now? You’re lucky to find one under $600—and that’s if you act fast.
Word is someone’s buying them up. A hoarder? An investor? A prophet?
Who knows... but they’re not showing up again once they’re gone.
I’ve got what you need:
- Red? ✅
- Blue? ✅
- Black? ✅
- Tie-dye? ❌ (Don’t even ask.)
Current listings are drying up.
Once the supply’s gone, we’re looking at $1,000+ per bandana within the week.
This isn’t investment advice.
It’s a headband prophecy.
– Knweb, the Bandana Baron
[MARKET] Bandanas Are Drying Up – Get Yours Before They’re Gone Posted by: Knweb, the Bandana Baron
If you haven’t been paying attention, bandanas are disappearing fast. Prices were sitting around $300 just a few weeks ago. Now? You’re lucky to find one under $600—and that’s if you act fast.
Word is someone’s buying them up. A hoarder? An investor? A prophet?
Who knows... but they’re not showing up again once they’re gone.
I’ve got what you need:
- Red? ✅
- Blue? ✅
- Black? ✅
- Tie-dye? ❌ (Don’t even ask.)
Current listings are drying up.
Once the supply’s gone, we’re looking at $1,000+ per bandana within the week.
This isn’t investment advice.
It’s a headband prophecy.
– Knweb, the Bandana Baron
You’ve all eaten my ass-lollipops!
That means you win.
So I just spun the Wheel of Mediocrity for the first time, and naturally landed on Choke Out.
The moment the wheel stopped, my browser crashed and my Bluetooth even disconnected.
Was that intended?
Fukin Leslie!