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I'm an EMT: AMA · · 6 likes

Searched through the forum's & didn't see anything like this, so I figured I'd try it out & figured it'd be fun.

About me:
-I've been working EMS for over 10 years, currently an EMT-Intermediate (95% of what a paramedic can do, at least in my state)

-I've done 911, critical care, COVID stuff, event medical, etc.

-I am in the USA. Paramedics in other countries (UK, Australia, etc.) require much more schooling than what's required in the USA, so I cannot speak on their training/education, but it's probably much more than most people here in the US.


I figured with EMS being more in the spotlight now (Thanks to Rainn Wilson in the movie Code 3), this could be a fun way to see if anyone would be interested in the field.

New guitar setup rec's · · 1 like

Hi all, just picked up a guitar after a 15 year hiatus (played as a kid & early teen, stopped). I decided to get back into it again & picked up an Epiphone Les Paul Custom. 

https://www.guitarcenter.com/Epiphone/Les-Paul-Custom-Widow-Limited-Edition-Electric-Guitar-Indigo-Burst-1500000436834.gc

I'm seeing conflicting stuff online about "setting it up" in terms of action, strings, etc. 

The strings aren't bad for me, but the action between strings & fretboard, I'd like to be lower (I got soft hands, as they say). I'm sure I'll take it somewhere to lower the action on it, but wanted input on if there's anything else that should be done at the same time for longevity/ease of use.

Opinions on next car. · · 1 like

So, I'm looking to purchase another car in the next year or so. Looking for a mix of some speed, comfort, & reliability, while also being relatively new (in the event I need to finance part of it)

Personal overview: Ive owned a lot of "boy racer" type cars (Civic Mugen Si, Golf R, currently audi S3), but looking for something that has more room, more creature comforts (if possible), & relatively reliable outside of basic maintenance. I cant take a motor apart, but I've done coilovers on my own cars, alternators, etc. so I'm not terribly afraid to work on stuff if needed. 

Wants:
Budget: $30-35k
Years: 2015+
AWD (live near WY/SD, so snow is a when issue, not an if)

So far, I've looked into:
-Audi SQ5. Probably top of the list. 3.0T is super good, easy to make power on, & creature comforts of the SQ5 are appealing. Good examples can be found under 30k all day.
-Explorer ST: On the higher end of the price range, & i heard some of the launch models had issues, but they seem to be resolved. 
-BMW X5: Seems to have the B58 engine in some models, which are reliable & make good power. Unsure of maintenance/reliability though. 

Any input/recommendations? I'm in the US, so we dont get shooting brakes or anything like that unfortunately. A wagon would meet all my wants, but.

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First Cars ·

One of my favorite obtainable cars of all time. That EBP with the spoiler on the back is *chefs kiss*

Porsche v bmw v audi ·

it’s good in some areas, not in others.

 

my car has heated/cooled/massaging seats, & I can hear the bags in the seat inflate during the massaging part. Many American cars are geared towards “soccer moms” so a lot of the heart of the sportier cars are toned down, as opposed to European counterparts. 

I can say parts are significantly cheaper (both OE & aftermarket) compared to euro cars & generally the work isn’t as bad as on European cars. My Audi s3 had a lot of special tools/sockets needed for pretty minor stuff, which isn’t the case with my Explorer. 

Porsche v bmw v audi · · 1 like

Porsche & Audi are both owned by VAG, so no surprise that they're the same. 

You can throw VW parts on porches, Audi parts on VW's, etc (usually). 

 

I was looking at an SQ5 for my last car, but decided on a Ford Explorer ST. I didn't have a BMW dealer within a few hours of me, or I would've looked at those too. 

The X-series that have the B58's can be monsters, & are generally reliable. 

They need to bring back the feeling of old Halo games. ·

my wife & I have played all the halos (except 5 & infinite) on couch co-op. They’re so fun. 

it’s sad there’s almost no games coming out that’re couch co op. We’ve been stuck playing CoD: Black Ops, RE5 & 6, & GoW series. Borderlands is just a little too crazy on couch co-op

it takes two is super fun, but we finished that. 

New guitar setup rec's ·

I did buy it new. Got it during their sale so I didn’t pay the $800, it was closer to $600. 

& thanks! Fairly sure I did get an Allen key in the gig bag, so I’ll check that

New guitar setup rec's · · 1 like

Hi all, just picked up a guitar after a 15 year hiatus (played as a kid & early teen, stopped). I decided to get back into it again & picked up an Epiphone Les Paul Custom. 

https://www.guitarcenter.com/Epiphone/Les-Paul-Custom-Widow-Limited-Edition-Electric-Guitar-Indigo-Burst-1500000436834.gc

I'm seeing conflicting stuff online about "setting it up" in terms of action, strings, etc. 

The strings aren't bad for me, but the action between strings & fretboard, I'd like to be lower (I got soft hands, as they say). I'm sure I'll take it somewhere to lower the action on it, but wanted input on if there's anything else that should be done at the same time for longevity/ease of use.

Any IRL Honda guys? I need advice. ·

Look for a K24 swap. 9/10 times, they’re cheaper than the K20 variants & most swap components bolt right up to K24’s. 

Many people will just do a “FranKenstein” build where you have a K20z head & K24 bottom. Usually people will use the K20z3 from 06-11 Si’s & then K24A’s from TSX’s

Anyone ever just wanted to give up and turned it around · · 1 like

I did. Had pretty bad depression, a low paying, morale crushing job, crumbling relationship. Was very close to letting the hammer drop. 

I got help (therapy & meds) & kind of pushed myself forward. You have to learn that even tiny steps will make you go a long distance, as long as you keep making those steps. 

If none of that works, then survive purely out of spite too. 

Has anyone had to deal with being injured in the United states ·

I had an umbilical hernia repaired with mesh. 

I recovered in 2 weeks. Granted, that 2 weeks was hell. But in my situation (also USA), short term disability wouldn’t kick in before I was released back to work, so I just had to use PTO & pinch Pennie’s to make it work 

Car Enthusiasts .... ·

Slowly working on my ‘25 Ford Explorer ST. Downpipes are coming soon, along with an Intercooler & tune. should be around 450ish AWHP. 

 

also scouring local listings for a shitbox that’s a manual to teach my wife to drive manual in. 

 

First Cars · · 1 like

Technically, first car was a 1990 (I think) Toyota Tercel. Bought it for like $300, got it close to home (about 20 mins) & timing belt snapped. Scrapped it for $250. 

My first car I actually kept was a 2000 VW Jetta VR6. I loved  that car. The sound, the features (for a 2000 car) was great. It had it's issues, but it was fun. Tuned it, put some coilovers on it & some cams in it & it sounded amazing. Wasn't "fast", but it was good for what it was. 

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

  • Manual labor 10,355
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    Also have 7 EE merits, daily activity, rehab regularly.

    Looking for AN, Fitness, etc.

What is ur guys favorite field of science? · · 1 like

No, Moreso the effect the increased pressure by being underwater has on your body. 

so like Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy, for example. 

but also an example like Oceangate where you just poof from the pressure 

MLB 2026 outlook · · 2 likes

I can say very confidently this year:

 

The Rockies will NOT be winning the world series. 

that’s about it though 

What is ur guys favorite field of science? · · 2 likes

Aerospace & Undersea Science is pretty cool. My field of work is in the undersea medicine part, but it's wild how being above the earth & also below the earth (in the water) share alot of similarities/

Best used cars on a budget? ·

Find a chevy with a 4.3, 4.8, or 5.3L engine. They'll kinda last forever. 



Older volvos will last forever too & then Honda/acura's with a K20/K24 (2.0 or 2.4L engine)

Id steer clear of any VW/Audi. I owned a few, & they do last, but you have to ensure you stay on top of maintenance, & if you arent comfortable working on them, they get expensive quick.

Dream Cars · · 1 like

I’ve got a few. 

  1. 1970 Dodge Charger. Not because of F&F, it was my mom’s 1st car & it was swapped to a 440. 

  2. 1977 Trans-Am. Smokey & the bandit (& one of my moms cars as well)
  3. Honda Civic Si Mugen RR. I had a 2008 Mugen Si & saw the RR & thought it was so damn cool. 
  4. R35 Nissan GT-R. Kinda obvious, lol. 

GAT HAPPY JUMP INSURANCE · · 1 like

+1 to gat.

Paid multiple times with no OD (luckily), but I just OD'd & within a few mins, he sent what I paid him for. Highly recommend using Gat's services!

Motorcycle ignition frozen ·

Not to seem ignorant, but are you sure the key isnt "locked", similar to some cars?

I know in my vulcan 750, if I turn it past "off" it'll lock the key in. Not a horrible idea to start with. 

I'd probably try a locksmith before a hair dryer, to be honest. 

Looking for some life advice · · 2 likes

-Sometimes, bad things happen to put you on the (subjectively) right path.

 

-Take that job/trip/internship across the country. Dont be afraid to experience new things

-According to life expectancy, you've only lived a quarter of your life. Do something worth doing with the other 75%

-"You miss 100% of the shots you dont take - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott

If you'd like to vent/talk/etc. feel free to message me. 29m