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Went into this pub for a pint, then all i remember is waking up in a tub of Ice with a kidney missing :(

Good bunch of people though apart from that  ;)

I will do the bare minimum asked of me, a bit like what I would do if i was accepted in the role 🫠

1. Because I want to be able to abuse my power as much as humanely possible and have my followers build a statue representing my godly demeanour. I think moderators must naturally have the unfamiliarity of what grass feels like and the patience of a saint for dealing with some of these braindead peasants 🥲

6. Yeah I think the torn community are generally a good bunch of weirdo's. Except for that one shady guy who keeps trying to entice me into his shed for some "Relaxation", oh and the guy who identifies as a house brick. Then there's the foot fetish guy...... you know what? Let's forget about this question 😅

9. I run torn off my smartscreen Refrigerator. That way, I can reach for the snacks and stuff my face whilst crying my eyes out at all of the hurty words being used against me 

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So we're just in the process of wrapping up our latest RW.

After some investigative work pre-war we discovered that our opponents were no more than a one man cache farm that misled and roped in a bunch of unsuspecting newbies in, completely misguided and given no backing to help them grow (they were also told If they don't get any score any points, they dont get paid, knowing full well they are all underpowerwd and wont be able to hit anyone).

Many of us, myself included are fairly new to the game and we've seen the good side of the torn community. So to see these newbies exploited for one man's gain disgusted us, with us doing everything we can to prevent him earning a cache and agreeing to take on some of his misguided members after the war to give them the help they need.

So sorry if Ive bored you with a long post 😝 but I just wanted to warn newer members away from ever joining Rich Forever Cartel and if any of you awesome members of the longer standing community ever want to slap him about in the future, have at it.

Much love Torn community 🫶

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I'm old enough to remember using this in primary school 🥴

New Player Company idea: Rehabilitation centre

Specials:

1* Positive Thinking- 1 Job point = +50 Happy

3* Good Times - Passive - +60 minutes to maximum booster cooldown

5* Staying Clean - Passive - 25% addiction mitigation

7* Confiscation - 25 Job Points = 1x Drug Pack (if this seems too much, could be a random drug)

10* Detox- 100 Job Points = Choose a player to go into full rehab (it will zero or remove a large portion of their addiction, but they cannot take drugs or use boosters for 24 hours)

^ Best use of 10* would be to provide it as a chargeable service for wars etc or for needing to nerf overactivity from opposition. Needs to be high jp use to avoid excessive abuse

So what if I want to take Dolly and Baaaarbara out back for some wild sheepish antics?

It's a crime game (and I'm also Welsh)

I will do the bare minimum asked of me, a bit like what I would do if i was accepted in the role 🫠

1. Because I want to be able to abuse my power as much as humanely possible and have my followers build a statue representing my godly demeanour. I think moderators must naturally have the unfamiliarity of what grass feels like and the patience of a saint for dealing with some of these braindead peasants 🥲

6. Yeah I think the torn community are generally a good bunch of weirdo's. Except for that one shady guy who keeps trying to entice me into his shed for some "Relaxation", oh and the guy who identifies as a house brick. Then there's the foot fetish guy...... you know what? Let's forget about this question 😅

9. I run torn off my smartscreen Refrigerator. That way, I can reach for the snacks and stuff my face whilst crying my eyes out at all of the hurty words being used against me 

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New Player Company idea: Rehabilitation centre

Specials:

1* Positive Thinking- 1 Job point = +50 Happy

3* Good Times - Passive - +60 minutes to maximum booster cooldown

5* Staying Clean - Passive - 25% addiction mitigation

7* Confiscation - 25 Job Points = 1x Drug Pack (if this seems too much, could be a random drug)

10* Detox- 100 Job Points = Choose a player to go into full rehab (it will zero or remove a large portion of their addiction, but they cannot take drugs or use boosters for 24 hours)

^ Best use of 10* would be to provide it as a chargeable service for wars etc or for needing to nerf overactivity from opposition. Needs to be high jp use to avoid excessive abuse

I like turtles

Facebook ads started popping up, when I saw the game it unlocked a nostalgic memory of me playing hobo wars in senior school, so I had to give it a go 🥲

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Reply to thread or DM me with offers please.

Many Thanks :)

Using torn PDA on android, same issue. Can send mails but no DM's or faction chat. One of my faction members send me a message but now their chat has vanished completely

I'm surprised this isn't already a thing.

We should be able to setup group chats in the privqte chat tab where the person who initiates it can send out invites to the group chat (not make it invasive so it forces members in, they must opt in) and can have the power to select chat admin who can also invite and kick members from it, as well as being able to transfer chat leadership over if the original member leaves.

I think it would not only help boost the social aspect of this game but help with organisation, and save so much time having to make arrangements on discord.

Would be cool to add the faction warfare screen feature that exsists, but personalised to an individual on their profile (so for scouting out potential members who have hopped around factions, you click the icon on their profile screen and can see their full history of wars that they have appeared in).

I know there's ways around this (external scripts and DA perk faction history) but this would simplify the process

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I swear, you are literally the only person I have seen find one so far 😅

I've opened 5x armor caches out of curiosity; all assault and riot pieces (all low q too), not a single one broke even, let alone made a profit xD

I don't bother with caches anymore

The original sims and baldurs gate were my poison 🥲

We need to bring back the edgy myspace poses too 🤣🤣

Naturally. :P

Win98 were the days you could ask somebody if you could stick your floppy in their A:/ drive and not be considered a pervert xD

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I'm old enough to remember using this in primary school 🥴

Have fun, let me know how the grass feels 🥲

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T-Shirts now on sale :P

A succulent Chinese Dirty Bomb?

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