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HELLO TORN DENIZENS!

You've ALL seen them. The darkly witty TORN messages plastered on your flight page as the clouds pass by. A recent one said:

Nobody is quite sure how most unconscious people make it to the Torn City Hospital for treatment. Some are delivered by friends, others by considerate attackers, but with fewer than twelve ambulances on call at once it remains a mystery as to who delivers the rest. Some have speculated a shadowy figure known as Friendly Derek is responsible, although what he gets out of it is anyone's guess.

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We can't help but laugh at some of them - definitely not all of them - and whoever it was that wrote them has some sense of humor. But...

COCONUT BRAS ARE NOT THAT FUNNY

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ENTER THE TORN FLIGHT MESSAGES COMP

We think there are members of the community who can do MUCH better. In fact, we have a couple to share from citizens (who remain anonymous) before we talk about the competition.

The world’s longest wine route goes through South Africa. They have nothing on Torn City, though, where the winos are plentiful and the whine route is nearly continuous when players realize that Duke's missions last infinitely.

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A historical conflict between various Indigenous nations, known as the Beaver Wars, played out in Canada. In TORN CITY, no one is indigenous, but the wars for beavers continues to land many in the hospital for days due to contagious, raging STDs that cannot be cured with antibiotics.

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ARE YOU MORE DANKLY CAPABLE OF CREATING MORE EXCITING, RELATABLE FLIGHT MESSAGES?

We know so, so we opened this thread for a bit of a competition.

The rules are simple:

1. The messages must include a fact about a location in TORN you can fly to (example: China)
2. The messages cannot contain any terms or topics that are banned by TORN or curse words. Think of the kids, people! (see TORN rules)
3. The messages should address an issue in TORN that also relates to the location fact. (example: addiction rate in Switzerland and TORN)
4. You cannot BUMP your own entry or encourage others to do so.

That's pretty simple, right?!

WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU?

Great question! Easy answer. On September 1, 2025 this for-fun comp will end and the winner will be announced and will be given a nice bonus of TORN dollars. Runners up will be given TORN items they can do whatever they want with.

The announcement will be final and there had better not be any complaining. This is for fun! Pure fun.

This isn't anything officially run by the evil brain of TORN so don't ask them questions. They are all busy fighting amongst themselves, including CHEDDAR.

SHOW US YOUR DARK HUMOR & GOOD LUCK.

😅

HELLO TORN CITIZENS AND CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS

Our new bazaar is focused on providing dollar items and cheap, deeply discounted items - from clothes to weapons to cars to jewelry.

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Click Here: REDWOLF DISCOUNTS

We snatch, you grab.

Enjoy TORN without the inflated prices everywhere. We rotate our items daily.

IF YOU LOVE OUR SERVICE, GIVE US A THUMBS UP AND LET'S MAKE TORN A MORE AFFORDABLE PLACE TO DWELL AND RAISE... YOU KNOW WHAT

💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

UPDATE

We now have weapons daily for much cheaper than item market price, perfect for new players and new members of your factions.

UPDATE 2

Plushies and Flowers added 

Let's rock & roll

Excellent

Have a scary Halloweek

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$1 sales is a great community of people and can't wait to be a donator

This story brought tears to my eyes!

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My goodness, it had me in the fetal position for hours...

Kind of like when I watched the movie, "Where the Red Fern Grows" and endured seeing a young boy raise two coonhound puppies that he'd desperately wanted only to see the male die a gruesome death and the female mourn the male to the point she starved to death.

My heart aches.

In other news,

gambling is the devil

First off,

Congrats, you dirty scoundrel!

Here's to infinite overdoses, trips to rehab, med kits used, flights that have gotten you mugged, stints in jail, and a jolly case of mugger's hangover!

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HELLO TORN DENIZENS!

You've ALL seen them. The darkly witty TORN messages plastered on your flight page as the clouds pass by. A recent one said:

Nobody is quite sure how most unconscious people make it to the Torn City Hospital for treatment. Some are delivered by friends, others by considerate attackers, but with fewer than twelve ambulances on call at once it remains a mystery as to who delivers the rest. Some have speculated a shadowy figure known as Friendly Derek is responsible, although what he gets out of it is anyone's guess.

[image: tenor.com]

We can't help but laugh at some of them - definitely not all of them - and whoever it was that wrote them has some sense of humor. But...

COCONUT BRAS ARE NOT THAT FUNNY

[image: imgflip.com]

ENTER THE TORN FLIGHT MESSAGES COMP

We think there are members of the community who can do MUCH better. In fact, we have a couple to share from citizens (who remain anonymous) before we talk about the competition.

The world’s longest wine route goes through South Africa. They have nothing on Torn City, though, where the winos are plentiful and the whine route is nearly continuous when players realize that Duke's missions last infinitely.

[image: tenor.com]

A historical conflict between various Indigenous nations, known as the Beaver Wars, played out in Canada. In TORN CITY, no one is indigenous, but the wars for beavers continues to land many in the hospital for days due to contagious, raging STDs that cannot be cured with antibiotics.

[image: imgur.com]

ARE YOU MORE DANKLY CAPABLE OF CREATING MORE EXCITING, RELATABLE FLIGHT MESSAGES?

We know so, so we opened this thread for a bit of a competition.

The rules are simple:

1. The messages must include a fact about a location in TORN you can fly to (example: China)
2. The messages cannot contain any terms or topics that are banned by TORN or curse words. Think of the kids, people! (see TORN rules)
3. The messages should address an issue in TORN that also relates to the location fact. (example: addiction rate in Switzerland and TORN)
4. You cannot BUMP your own entry or encourage others to do so.

That's pretty simple, right?!

WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU?

Great question! Easy answer. On September 1, 2025 this for-fun comp will end and the winner will be announced and will be given a nice bonus of TORN dollars. Runners up will be given TORN items they can do whatever they want with.

The announcement will be final and there had better not be any complaining. This is for fun! Pure fun.

This isn't anything officially run by the evil brain of TORN so don't ask them questions. They are all busy fighting amongst themselves, including CHEDDAR.

SHOW US YOUR DARK HUMOR & GOOD LUCK.

😅

Now selling premium alcohol items

New items now available

HELLO TORN CITIZENS AND CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS

Our new bazaar is focused on providing dollar items and cheap, deeply discounted items - from clothes to weapons to cars to jewelry.

[image: i.imgur.com]

Click Here: REDWOLF DISCOUNTS

We snatch, you grab.

Enjoy TORN without the inflated prices everywhere. We rotate our items daily.

IF YOU LOVE OUR SERVICE, GIVE US A THUMBS UP AND LET'S MAKE TORN A MORE AFFORDABLE PLACE TO DWELL AND RAISE... YOU KNOW WHAT

💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

UPDATE

We now have weapons daily for much cheaper than item market price, perfect for new players and new members of your factions.

UPDATE 2

Plushies and Flowers added 

Lyrical genius uses AI to figure out rhyme and meter. Snoop is like...

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No better trader on TORN

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