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Sir_Panda [3852637] Level 32 Warborn Brotherhood WB Berserker

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[Closed] Unhinged staff application - FHC prize! · · 3 likes

  1. Why do you want to be a helper, and what do you believe are the most important responsibilities of a moderator in Torn? I want to be helper that way when someone asks me any question at all I can tell them firmly that there is a wiki for a reason, the most important responsibilities of a moderator is to insinuate roots in every chat they have access to.

  2. Describe a time you witnessed or were involved in a conflict or rule-breaking in Torn. How did you respond, and what was the outcome? I had a friend come to me and tell me in a private matter that he thought someone was cheating, so I told my friend that snitches get stitches and blocked him.

  3. If you saw a player toeing the line of the rules or intentionally provoking others without breaking them outright, how would you react? I would tell him he's doing a great job and jump in start provoking everyhody with him.

  4. What do you believe are the biggest challenges Torn’s staff currently face? How would you help address them?  The biggest and obvious challenges torn staff currently face is walking around with our enormous, earth shattering, size of our Johnson's. I would help address the challenge by handing out rolls of duct tape so we could tape them to our thighs.

  5. What recent change or update in Torn sparked strong reactions from the community? How would you have responded to complaints about it as staff or shared your own dissatisfaction? I'm not sure about changes recently sparking strong reactions from the community cause I don't care what others think, but if I did I would help fix the cry of outrage by handing out folders full of feet pics to every single player to help calm they're nerves.

  6. What is your general impression of the Torn community and its culture? How would you contribute to maintaining a positive and fair environment? My impression of the torn community is either love or hate and I would help contribute to it by getting rid of the love and bringing in more hate and drugs.

  7. How familiar are you with Torn’s rules and enforcement history? Are there any rules you think are frequently misunderstood by players? I don't look at the rules who pays attention to rules just a bunch of hosers.

  8. If accepted, what would your personal goals as a helper/moderator be? Would you be interested in progressing further in staff, or is this your ideal role? My personal goal would be to make sure every player is given a entire ounce of cocaine to help fuel them to play and spend more money on the game, but it's not actually cocaine cause that stuff is expensive so I'm just going to cut it with crystal meth and extra strong laxative. I would love to make my way up the chain of torn staff so I could then become a dictator and make everyoney salve in game.

  9. What device do you primarily use to play Torn? (PC/Mobile?) I don't actually have any of those I've recently started playing on my 1999 Honda civics radio.

  10. How would you promote a positive and inclusive environment? I would promote a positive and inclusive environment by segregating everyone by race and gender then there would becno fighting ever again.

  11. Do you have any experience moderating other games, platforms, or communities? If so, which, and what did you learn from it? Yes I do I run a feet pics forum on internet explorer that I have ran for the past 32 and 3/4 years I loved it since day 1 I've learned that you can make money off of literally anything someone is destined to buy it. 

 

Thank you for taking your time for reading this application I hope you stub your pinky too 5 times consecutively have a terrible day!! 😘

Justwait faction stealing from their own members? · · 3 likes

I have come across a small faction that is stealing from their members and refuse to payout  members money they put into the vault. Beware, do not join them.

duke christmas gift · · 3 likes

1970 

Night shift casino!! · · 0 likes

Hey y'all my buddy just got a casino and everyone should come check it out https://nstorn.com/ I'm not big on out of torn casinos but this one felt different, there's a large amount of games on it as well so come check it out!!
Staff Edit: Advertising. 

Justwait faction stealing from their own members? · · 0 likes

if you'd like more I can get you the discord link then you can read the choas that unfolded.

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Night shift casino!! ·

No it doesn't it just gave me herpes

Night shift casino!! ·

Hey y'all my buddy just got a casino and everyone should come check it out https://nstorn.com/ I'm not big on out of torn casinos but this one felt different, there's a large amount of games on it as well so come check it out!!
Staff Edit: Advertising. 

June 'Can't Lose' 1.7b/Max PI Lotto ·

21:15:41 - 02/06/26 You bought 3x Xanax on Deadringers's bazaar at $839,999 each for a total of $2,519,997

[TTT] The 4th Torn Tenacity Trial are Closed, hope everyone had fun :) ·

Hey there id love to participate in the event.

Deadringers SE (450m) Can't Lose Lotto #3 ·

22:17:14 - 29/05/26 You bought 11x Xanax on Deadringers's bazaar at $840,999 each for a total of $9,250,989

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14:02:04 - 29/05/26 You bought 23x Xanax on Deadringers's bazaar at $844,999 each for a total of $19,434,977

Justwait faction stealing from their own members? · · 1 like

There's proof right above you comment good sir

Justwait faction stealing from their own members? ·

Faction name is in the title bud (the name is justwait)

Justwait faction stealing from their own members? ·

if you'd like more I can get you the discord link then you can read the choas that unfolded.

Justwait faction stealing from their own members? · · 1 like

Once I figure out how to put a screenshot on the forum I'll get you proof bub

Justwait faction stealing from their own members? · · 1 like

Well that's the thing one of their members asked for 12m from the faction bank and they said no everything in the faction bank was being used to buy morphine. And the guy who asked for 12m says he had 308m in the vault at least. That's a lot of morphine 😂.

Justwait faction stealing from their own members? ·

I just hopped in their discord and shit hit the literal fan went from 0-100 real quick 

Justwait faction stealing from their own members? · · 3 likes

I have come across a small faction that is stealing from their members and refuse to payout  members money they put into the vault. Beware, do not join them.

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What's poppin mrtouchtheybutt (that's one hell of a name 😂)

PENGUIN feet pics · · 1 like

Yo happy birthday penguin!! 🥳 🥳 

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[CLOSED] Cans and alcohol giveaway ·

Well that's grand to see!!

duke christmas gift · · 3 likes

1970 

Torn City Expo: 100 Christmas Box (DEC 13 - 25) · · 1 like

03:10:34 - 17/12/25 You sent 3x Xanax to JackassWap with the message: Xmas raffle #82 #83 #84