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Yakuza's refugee program for WAR survivors · · 36 likes

Hello there! Are you a member of WAR? Tired of gettin’ your ass beat? Sick of your wacky bumbling leader? Tired of bein’ on the losing team?

Yakuza welcomes you! We’re talkin’ paid breakfast, paid lunch, sign on bonus and a community that loves and understands you. We WANT to help.

That’s right folks, for a limited time, we’re offering WAR members a sign-on bonus to join the ranks of the Yakuza and abandon their silly direction-less antics. It’s quite clear to everyone WAR isn’t going anywhere. How long has it been? It just isn’t rising as promised.

Yakuza: We keep our promises to our members. Sign up today!

Torn Bars: A Google Chrome Extension · · 26 likes


I made a little google chrome extension that queries the API and displays your bars as well as the server time.

Screenshots and more are available on google chrome's extension market. Feel free to give it 5 stars and a good review, they charged me 5 bucks to upload it and it's free so be nice. :P

Functionality is pretty self explanatory. It will keep you informed as to where your bars are and how long until they are full, without having to log into to torn to check, thus making your life easier (clever advertising). I don't know, just test it out, it's a cute little script and should be helpful to most chrome-torn users. :)

If firefox has anything like google's app market (I don't use firefox for anything more than debugging so I wouldn't know) and you'd like to see it on there let me know and I'll check it out.

Here you go:

Torn Bars Chrome Extension

Enjoy.

Let me know if you have any questions, comments or if you'd like to see a new version with new stuff.

Yakuza Oil needs you! · · 4 likes


Do you meet the minimum requirements for any job at an oil company?
Job Positions
RankPrimary StatSecondary StatRecommendedStat Gain
DrillerManualIntel150,000/75,00070 MAN and 35 INT
RoughneckManualEndurance75,000/37,50065 MAN and 33 END
Derrick HandManualEndurance94,000/47,00067 MAN and 35 END
SecretaryEnduranceIntel112,500/56,25068 END and 34 INT
InspectorIntelEndurance225,000/112,50074 INT and 37 END
Sales ExecutiveIntelEndurance131,500/65,75069 INT and 35 END
Motor HandManualIntel112,500/56,25068 MAN and 34 INT
Receive up to 2 mill salary based on distribution!

Plus: Receive a 10 mill bonus for being a loyal employee for 31 days!

That's right folks.

Loans available.

Randomly chosen drug rewards also available!

What are you still waiting for? JOIN NOW.

Programming Game · · 8 likes


i'm bored, so let's see how many of you can code. :)

I will propose a few programming challenges, first to complete one gets the prize described.

BTW: You can use any programming language unless otherwise specified. Scripting languages tolerated will be limited to Linux bash but you must create your own functions.You must use proper syntax, spacing, and indentation. No one line can exceed 80 characters of code. "Pseudo-code" not accepted.

Your answer will be chosen based on the following criteria:
1.) Best practices.
2.) Clean/easy to read code.
3.) Time complexity where applicable.

EDIT: Entries MUST be hardware and OS agnostic. :)

Note: You will be told why your work was not accepted as a vaiid answer should that be the case.

Most of these should be fairly simple and are usually considered introductory level problems. Have fun. :)

*******************************************

Round 2!

OK, so Round 1 was a success and also served to show that we have a decent programming level, so I'm going to set up the following challenges:

Challenge #4: (PRIZE: 25 mill)
Design an app or a script that scrapes torn. It must return the name for any give ID.

For example:
scrapeTorn(3901) should return "Dash"

The function name is just a suggestion you can call it whatever you want.

*******************************************
CHALLENGE #5: (PRIZE 30 MILL)

Design a function that determines the best possible route from any point to another point in the following map (node structure):

Node A is connected to Node B, Node C and Node E
Node B is connected to Node D, Node E, Node A and Node C
Node C is connected to Node B, Node A and Node E
Node D is connected to NodeB, Node F and Node G
Node E is connected to Node B, Node C, Node G, Node A and Node H
Node F is connected to Node D
Node G is connected to Node D, Node E and Node I
Node H is connected to Node E and Node I
Node I is connected to Node G and Node H

Here's an illustration:

[image: sleepyengineer.com]

This is an introductory level AI course problem. It is often referred to as a path finder. The best path will be determined by one that travels through the least amount of nodes in order to get to a destination without repeating a node (meaning you shouldn't have to return to a node once you've been there).

For example:

To get from point A to point G the following routes exist:
A -> B -> C - > E -> G = 5 nodes
A -> C -> B -> E -> G = 5 nodes
A -> B -> E -> G = 4 nodes
A -> C -> E -> G = 4 nodes
A -> B -> D -> G = 4 nodes
A -> E -> G = 3 nodes (best route)

GL, HF!

Programming Game · · 5 likes

You sent $75,000,000 to Vinkuun with the message: Programming Challenge 1 winner

Well that message should have said "Programming challenges 1, 2 and 3". Nicely done with the recursive approach.

The programming level seems to be a bit higher than I initially imagined (which is great). This means we can raise the level of difficulty and corresponding prize per challenge. :D

I will post another one soon. In the meanwhile, if you have an idea for a challenge send it to me and I will evaluate how difficult it is and set a prize for it.

It goes without say that proposing a challenge does not make you elegible for a prize, but you would be participating which will be nice. :)

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Clickbait :/

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Yakuza's refugee program for WAR survivors · · 36 likes

Hello there! Are you a member of WAR? Tired of gettin’ your ass beat? Sick of your wacky bumbling leader? Tired of bein’ on the losing team?

Yakuza welcomes you! We’re talkin’ paid breakfast, paid lunch, sign on bonus and a community that loves and understands you. We WANT to help.

That’s right folks, for a limited time, we’re offering WAR members a sign-on bonus to join the ranks of the Yakuza and abandon their silly direction-less antics. It’s quite clear to everyone WAR isn’t going anywhere. How long has it been? It just isn’t rising as promised.

Yakuza: We keep our promises to our members. Sign up today!