This guide explains 99k Happy Jumps, the most effective way to train stats if you have the money and resources. ⚠️ This guide is ONLY for 99k jumps — smaller jumps will have a separate guide.
Please comment below with additional resources, including:
99k jump leaders
OD insurance providers
Discord servers
Tips or corrections
📌 WHAT IS A 99k JUMP?
A 99k Happy Jump is a high-end training method that temporarily boosts your happiness close to 99,000, allowing you to gain massively increased stat gains when training.
These jumps:
Require a jump leader
Usually involve 4 people max
Require strict timing and communication
Are expensive but extremely effective
📦 WHAT YOU NEED (RESOURCES)
Per Person – REQUIRED
2× Poison Mistletoe
1× Erotic DVDs (EDVDs)
4× Xanax
1× Ecstasy
OPTIONAL / EXTRA
FHC
Point Refills
Energy Cans
Seasonal Newsletter
💰 Estimated Cost (no extras): ~$131,600,000
👤 JUMP LEADER REQUIREMENTS
You must have a jump leader who:
Works in a 10★ Adult Novelties Company
Coordinates timing and order
Uses EDVDs and Ecstasy first
Tells jumpers exactly when to act
Most leaders operate through Discord servers and charge a fee (EDVDs, Xanax, or cash).
⚠️ Always verify legitimacy — shop around and avoid scams.
🧠 STEP-BY-STEP (ORDER MATTERS)
PREP
Step 1. Purchase OD Insurance Step 2. Secure a jump leader Step 3. Ensure PI has 4k+ happiness Step 4. Pay leader and prepare resources Step 5. Use Xanax to reach 1000 energy Step 6. Wait until no drug cooldown
LEADER PHASE
Step 7. Jump leader uses EDVDs to reach ~50k happiness Step 8. Jump leader uses Ecstasy Step 9. Leader trains and confirms success ⚠️ If leader ODs, jump is canceled
MISTLETOE PHASE (CRITICAL TIMING)
Step 10. When leader confirms, use 2× Poison Mistletoe on leader
⏰ ONLY at these times:
XX:00
XX:15
XX:30
XX:45
⚠️ Always use mistletoe at the start of the 15-minute window
MULTI-PERSON ORDER
Person 1 mistletoes leader
Person 2 mistletoes before the 15 min ends
Continue until all jumpers are done
⚠️ Happiness resets — timing is everything
YOUR JUMP
Step 11. Use 1-2 EDVDs (based on PI happiness) Step 12. Use 1× Ecstasy 🙏 Pray you don’t OD
Step 13. Train ALL energy immediately
➕ EXTRA STEPS (MAX GAINS)
Use Point Refill
Use FHC
Use Energy Cans
Use Seasonal Newsletter
📣 FINAL COMMUNICATION
Step 14. Notify group when finished Step 15. Next person uses mistletoe and steals energy Step 16. Report any issues immediately to jump leader
✅ FINAL NOTES
4-person jumps are most efficient
Communication is mandatory
Insurance saves lives (and money)
Never rush timing
Verify all leaders and discords
🌟 What Is Happy Jump Exchange?
Happy Jump Exchange is a community-driven hub built to make happy jumps safer, smoother, and more accessible for everyone. We provide organized jump hosting, verified insurance resources, raffles and giveaways, a dedicated trade chat, and clear guides to help players maximize efficiency while minimizing risk. Alongside services, we focus on transparency, trust, and community support—giving members a reliable place to coordinate jumps, learn best practices, and connect with others in a professional, scam-free environment.
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I will make a separate guide for other smaller jumps
Please comment with more resources- 99k jump leaders, od insurences, Discords or any tips.
**RESOURCES
**INFO
**LINKS
**DISCORDS
**INSURENCES
**STEPS
**EXTRA STEPS
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Resources Price$$$ without extra/optional stuff-$131,600,000
Step 1. Purchase Od Insurence and find a Jump leader(someone who works in 10* Adult Novelties Company (payments vary from xans to edvds)
Step 2. Have a P I with at least 4000 Happiness
Step 3. Make sure you pay the people and have your reasources ready
Step 4. Use xanax to get your energy to 1000 (max)
Step 5. Wait for you to have no drug cd (cooldown)
Step 6. Have jump leader use edvds to get to 50k and use ecstacy
Step 7. Hope he doesnt overdose wait for him to train and tell you when to do step (8)
Step 8.When jump leader says Use 2 poison mistletoe on him (make sure its at the start of a 15 minute mark XX:00-XX:15-XX:30-XX-45)
Step 9. If doing more than one person say 4 people jump(have person next use mistletoes before the 15 minute period ends as your hhappiness resets and why you want to do it right at the beggining so you have time
Step 10. Use 2 Edvds maybe 3 depending on you p i happiness
Step 11. Use an Ecstacy and pray you dont od
Step 12. Train all your energy
Step 13. Use Point Refill, FHC, E Cans, Seasonal newsletter
Step 14. When done communicate so next person can use mistletoe and steal E
STEP 15. If Multiple person jump communicate and let the jump leader know if something is wrong
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