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🔥 Phenix Co. 🔥
99k Happy Jump Service — Maximize Your Gym Gains
What is a Happy Jump?
In Torn, a Happy Jump is the ultimate strategy for rapid stat growth. It involves stacking your energy and then boosting your happiness to its absolute maximum limit (99,999) right before training in the gym. Higher happiness means massively multiplied stat gains! Here at Phenix Co., our dedicated sellers do the heavy lifting to reach 99k happy, allowing you to steal it using Poison Mistletoe for a flawless, massive gym session.
Ready to Buy or Sell a Jump?
All scheduling, payments, and jump channels are hosted exclusively on our Discord server.
🔗 Join Phenix Co. Discord
💸 99K HAPPY JUMP PRICE LIST
- 🔹 Normal Jump — 3 EDVD per person
- Requires 4–6 people.
- If fewer than 4 join, the jump will be rescheduled to another time OR the jumpers can cover the full 12 EDVD total:
- 2 people → 6 EDVD each
- 3 people → 4 EDVD each
- 🔹 Solo Jump — 12 EDVD
- Full jump dedicated to one person only.
- 🔹 Group Jump — 13 EDVD
- Any group size allowed (Best value when 6 people join).
- Group organizes themselves.
- ⭐ Priority Spot (+1 EDVD)
- Pay +1 EDVD to take the guaranteed first position in the jump.
Check our jump-pricelist channel in Discord for more information and to see the different types of jumps we offer!
🛡️ Phenix Co. — 99k Happy Jump Insurance 🛡️
Protect your 99k jump for a full 1 HOUR of coverage — only 2× EDVDs or 1× EDVDs!
What’s Included If You OD
2× EDVDs (Full Coverage)
If you overdose, you receive:
- 2× Poison Mistletoes
- 4× Xanax
- 1× Ecstasy
1× EDVDs (Half Coverage)
If you overdose, you receive:
- 1× Poison Mistletoes
- 2× Xanax
- 1× Ecstasy
Replacements are delivered within 24 hours after your overdose is verified.
How to Purchase
Send 2× E-DVDs or 1× E-DVDs to:
GNS-C4 [3960752]
REQUIRED MESSAGE format:
99k Jump Insurance mm/dd/yy xx:xx TCT
(Use the exact date + time of your jump from your events.)
You must buy insurance at least 1 hour prior to the taking of your Ecstasy.
How to Claim (If You OD)
- Open your Event Log
- Send the Overdose event to: GNS-C4 [3960752]
- Your replacement items will arrive within 24 hours
Important Notes
- Coverage lasts 1 hour only.
- Insurance is non-refundable.
- Insurance is separate from jump fees.
- Covers ONLY overdoses from your own Ecstasy used for your 99k jump.
- Does not apply if another jumper overdoses.
🛠️ THE ULTIMATE HAPPY JUMP SELLER'S GUIDE
Welcome to selling Happy Jumps! As a seller, your job is simple: Inflate your happiness to 99,999, and let the buyer steal it from you using Poison Mistletoe.
The Deal: Buyers pay Phenix Co. Staff upfront. After a successful Happy Jump, the staff will send 11 Erotic DVDs (EDVDs) directly to you! Below is the dummy-proof guide on exactly how to do your job without messing up, and how to maximize your profits based on where you work.
🏆 THE GOLDEN RULES
- Property: Always use a fully upgraded Private Island (PI) with a Butler. This gives you a starting base of 5,025 Happy.
- Watch the Clock: Happiness resets to your base level every 15 minutes (XX:00, XX:15, XX:30, XX:45). ALWAYS start your jump at 1 minute past the quarter-hour (e.g., 12:01, 12:16, 12:31) so you have a full 14 minutes to boost and let the buyer hit you.
- Target = 50,000 Happy: Your goal is to reach 50,000+ Happy using items or job points, and then take 1 Ecstasy to double it to 99,999.
Method 1: The 10-Star Adult Novelties (AN) Method
This is the fastest method, but yields the lowest profit margin.
How it works: At a 10* AN, EDVDs give double happiness (5,000 each). You consume 9 EDVDs back-to-back to get 45,000 Happy, added to your 5,025 PI base = 50,025 Happy. Note: You MUST have a Faction with maxed "Voracity" (48-hour booster cooldown) to eat 9 EDVDs at once.
- Wait until XX:01 or XX:16.
- Ensure you have 0 booster & drug cooldown.
- Consume 9 EDVDs.
- Take 1 Ecstasy (Boom! 99,999 Happy).
- Announce "Starting" in the jump channel immediately.
The Math:
🕒 Time Required: Every 48 Hours (waiting for booster cooldown to hit 0).
💰 Cost to Seller: 9 EDVDs + 1 Ecstasy.
📈 Your Profit: You keep 2 EDVDs (from the 11 you were paid) minus the cost of your Ecstasy.
Method 2: The 10-Star Sweet Shop Method (Recommended!)
This is the most profitable method, allowing you to keep almost the entire payment.
How it works: At a 10* Sweet Shop, you can trade 30 Job Points (JPs) for 4,500 Happy. You do this 10 times to reach 45,000 Happy. Because JPs don't use booster cooldown, it's 100% safe and cheap.
- Wait until XX:01 or XX:16.
- Ensure you have 0 drug cooldown.
- Exchange 300 JPs for Happy in your Company screen.
- Take 1 Ecstasy (Boom! 99,999 Happy).
- Announce "Starting" in the jump channel immediately.
The Math:
🕒 Time Required: Every 30 Days (takes 30 days to save 300 JPs).
💰 Cost to Seller: 300 JPs + 1 Ecstasy.
📈 Your Profit: You keep All 11 EDVDs minus the cost of your Ecstasy. Massive payday!
Method 3: The Music Store / Game Shop Method
A highly profitable, but very slow, passive method.
How it works: Companies like the Music Store let you trade 1 JP for 50 Happy. You need to save up 900 JPs to reach the 45,000 Happy mark needed before taking an Ecstasy.
- Wait until XX:01 or XX:16.
- Ensure you have 0 drug cooldown.
- Exchange 900 JPs for Happy in your Company screen.
- Take 1 Ecstasy (Boom! 99,999 Happy).
- Announce "Starting" in the jump channel immediately.
The Math:
🕒 Time Required: Every 90 Days (takes 90 days to save 900 JPs).
💰 Cost to Seller: 900 JPs + 1 Ecstasy.
📈 Your Profit: You keep All 11 EDVDs minus the cost of your Ecstasy.
💼 Fee Structure & Profit
Phenix Co. takes a small organizational fee for setting up the jumps:
- Total Collected: 12 EDVDs (4 buyers × 3 EDVDs)
- Our Fee: 1 EDVD per Happy Jump.
- Priority Booking: +1 EDVD if someone paid for the Priority Spot.
- Your Cut: 11 EDVDs! The rest is yours — keep all additional profits!
⚠️ Crucial Warning: The Seller Overdose (OD)
There is always a small chance you will Overdose (OD) when taking drugs. If you OD, your happiness drops to 0, and you won't be able to do the jump.
- Xanax OD: If you OD on Xanax leading up to the jump, you must return the EDVDs.
- Ecstasy OD: If you OD on Ecstasy during the jump, the seller is expected to fund HALF of the next jump (in 48 hours). Phenix Co. will fund the rest.
(Note: Buyers are responsible for purchasing their own OD insurance via Phenix Co. to cover cost of Poison Mistletoes/Drugs if they OD after the Ecstasy hit.)
⚖️ Refund & Reschedule Policy
If someone in the jump overdoses, the jump stops immediately.
For Sellers:
- You still get paid for all jumps that successfully happened before an overdose.
- You are expected to enforce a 2-minute time limit per jumper.
- Announce "Finished" when the final jumper completes their step.
IMPORTANT: If fewer than 4 people join a normal jump, the jump will be rescheduled to another time if the current jumpers do not want to cover the full 12 EDVD cost.
Ready to get started?
Discord.gg/PhenixCo
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