come get your chaining merits and join us on the weekly pantie raids! you wont regret it! (well, you might, depending on which panties you pinch)
On a more serious note tho,
Chainers get priority crack's and the chain merits, we do 4-5+ 100 hit chains daily so you'l also be getting the attacks made and respect earned merits quickly, Xanax and points are provided and between the forums and chat, the faction is also highly sociable.
Training periods last about a month and assistance is provided as needed, It's a pretty laid back environment so come check the place out... I bet you a whole $37 you wont regret it!
I'll post a pic if I can get my hands on the bugger later, he's been avoiding attention since his attempt to 'fornicate' with a fox failed, vet bills cost me 4 months of my beer allowance so you can be damn sure I'll whore him out for potential SE's -_-
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[image: i.gyazo.com] "You cost me beer!" and he pulls that face... Legs healed up nicely though, another week or 2 and all evidence of his stupidity will be hidden
And ofc a copy & paste format for anyone wanting to add it to faction logs.
Name:Lazy-Mike [725224] Level:83 You managed to get the following results: Money on hand: $1,243,700 Strength: 500,352,042 Speed: 364,280,568 Dexterity: 270,900,331 Defense: 204,709,139 Total: 1,340,242,080
tax right off or not, there's nothing stopping you from choosing to donate directly, it's not as if you'll be rewarded with SE's.
Personally, I think it's a good idea with 1 simple downside. Charity should be given as... well, charity. Rewards shouldn't be expected and when I think about the people in the future glory-bragging on the forums all I can picture are the soccer moms or influencer wannabe's filming themselves giving the homeless 10 cents and expecting to be treated like they shit gold.
I'd also like it if the torn community could vote for new charities every so often
4 attack runs a day, NPC's get hit back-to-back, good shit only drops after loot lvl 4 and you have a roughly 1/70 ish (amount of attackers) chance of getting loot.
Remove eggs from the fkers loot pool too while we're at it, hundreds of people attacking, thousands of e wasted just to see 1 person get an egg... and this is a good thing?
For an NPC that's only available during a very limited time slot, it's pretty crap.
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