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LF candle store, feel free to DM offers

Working Stats

• Manual labor 22,320
• Intelligence 25,035
• Endurance 36,895
• Total 84,250

Thank you for 1st 2 xan....can I has another

Friended, anyone on my friend list gets cheaper revives so if you ever need any,  👍

Thank you for doing community giveaway

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BUYING TRAINS

 9+ daily, looking to buy 4-6 weeks worth probably more, will pay upfront weekly. 
  Considering any company PM offers

• Manual labor  4,880
• Intelligence   14,720
• Endurance    12,866

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I really like seeing people do challenges like this in games, it's a fun way to play and is a really cool spectacle for the rest of us haha. Congratulations on the achievement.

May the best miscreant win, and may that miscreant be me

At least they played the game honorably and didnt get banned for being a multi like my annoying first spouse....multiple times in a row.

" I have my compost bin in the backyard", now that's an idea.

 In the state of Texas, when you are thinking about joining a snowman competition, after its been raining and hot, and you've never seen solid water that existed outside of an icebox, the people turn their gazes to the mud.

and so I did

 I knew somethin was up when I noticed ant burrow trails leading up to the compost bin, after it was still damp from the rain, but it was already too late in the day to freeze some bowls of ice. I had thrown some eggshells, carrots, spinach, and celerey stalks in it a week before, the perfect appendages for a mud snowman. Some would say made for it. The idea was solid, so I popped that lid off to find my tools inside, then shortly after walked back into the house for thicker gloves and a face mask. What I saw did not look promising.

"Man is a goal-seeking animal. His life only has meaning if he is reaching out and striving for his goals."

     - Aristotle apparently

Reaching into the dark earth, I feel things no man should. The ants quickly attack vicious and relentless, eating my flesh away. I work faster and faster, I dance like a blue-footed boobie, not letting my feet and hands rest in the same spots for longer than...immediate. I realize with how loose and worm filled the decomposing "stuff" is, the snowman would be no taller than one torso. I did not think I had enough blood in my body to last long enough in order to figure out how I would pack and stack the rot into a normal-people "snowman", so I worked to perfect and shape this one segment.

After packing the soily crud into a planter pot and succesfully emptying it onto my compostman platform, I worked to make slots and holes for his facial accesories. Finding out how hard it was to keep the parts sticking into the compost, all the while slowly becoming one with the ants, I decided "He just needs a face, just one fkng face and thats good enough."

With toes and hands reddening, swelling with pure sting. Lo and Behold,

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I really did try to make him better, the celery arms kept falling out, the compost was really loose because the worms (whatever tf they were) and ants were breaking it apart constantly, and my hands and feet were fkd. I only have nice office and dinner shoes at the moment, and I'm stronk so flip flops were good enough. I don't regret making this unique compostman, and I saw creatures I did not know walked this earth, so I better get something. I dont think anyone else can say "I AM WOUNDED" after completing their Tornmans so please oh please, can I get a win Mr Duke.

[image: profileimages.torn.com]Didnt notice the dam "C" didnt make the cut, oh man. He just did it to me the other day, beforehand said "merry christmas"....

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Surprising how much Gonks actually share...but I won't  season the eggs next time...(Gonks don't react well to pepper.)[image: profileimages.torn.com]

Fell asleep and almost didnt make it due to resizing, but here it is ya crook. 

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Inspired by one of the first errands you set me on, you sure are trusting with that information. But I would like some compensation if u wanna keep getting things done.