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Monkey_Logic [4044912] Level 6

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Monkey give free items to other monkeys · · 18 likes

Me monkey.

 

You monkey.


Today me give 1 monkey plushie.


Tomorrow me give 2 monkey plushie.


Next tomorrow me give 3 monkey plushie.


Plushies go up forever. 

 

Monkey want other monkeys to leave a comment to enter

 

 

11:03:34 - 04/01/26 You sent a Monkey Plushie to Ouwen with the message: Ooooo ooo aaaaa AAAAAAA 1 monkey

00:41:36 - 06/01/26 You sent 2x Monkey Plushie to myrmidonx with the message: Oooo oo aaaa aaaaaaaa!!!!! 2 monkey

01:15:12 - 10/01/26 You sent 3x Monkey Plushie to Boneless with the message: Oooooo ooo AAA AAA AAA 3 monkey

01:15:53 - 10/01/26 You sent 4x Monkey Plushie to Prince_of_Pot with the message: Oooooo ooo AAA AAA 4 monkey

How to refund sports bet before game · · 41 likes

Monkey bet banana.
Banana stuck till game done.
Win? Monkey collect banana.

Lose? Torn keep banana.
No early pull‑out in Torn. 🍌

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 8 likes

Monkey here. Monkey lost. Monkey need tribe.

 

Monkey want REVIVE FACTION.

 

Monkey see dead body → monkey make not dead.

 

Monkey loyal. Monkey active. Monkey listen to alpha monkey.

 

Monkey not cause drama. Monkey just grind bananas.

 

If your tribe need a motivated revive monkey,

 

please adopt.

 

🍌 

 

Edit: Me adopted by good tribe, Business & Trade Family

Museum Day Exchange · · 24 likes

Monkey see plushie.
Monkey think hard. Brain hurt.
Market = banana now 
Museum = banana later
Museum give tiny extra banana only if:
monkey fly LOT
monkey bring MANY plushie
monkey not count time or energy
Few sets?
Monkey waste time. Just sell.
Many sets (20–30+)?
Museum give slightly more banana. Not magic banana.
Conclusion:
Monkey math correct. Difference small.
People hype museum like golden banana, it not.
Monkey sell, monkey happy.

Firewalk Virus - A change is needed · · 45 likes

 tl;dr

 

Monkey need Firewalk Virus for level 7 OC.

No other OC, so all monkey need same virus.

Virus take 42 days to make → not enough.

Price go big banana (16m).

Monkey think this is not intended.

Need faster virus, new OC, or new way to get virus.

 

🍌 

Recent archived posts

[Stats] 2025 Leaderboards - Factions Added! · · 4 likes

Amazing! Monkey has a lot to read now!

 

Looks like a lot of work!

 

Thank you Glasnost

 

🍌 🐒 

 

Ps: didnt mean to bomb the post before it was done 😆 

Why aren't Buy-Orders a thing? · · 41 likes

TL;DR 

 

Monkey go market.

Monkey want button:

“I want 100 bananas. I pay this many leaves.”

Monkey lock leaves in box.

Other monkey give bananas, other monkey also get leaves fast.

Ched take small cheese.

Market more smart for buyer.

Firewalk Virus - A change is needed · · 45 likes

 tl;dr

 

Monkey need Firewalk Virus for level 7 OC.

No other OC, so all monkey need same virus.

Virus take 42 days to make → not enough.

Price go big banana (16m).

Monkey think this is not intended.

Need faster virus, new OC, or new way to get virus.

 

🍌 

why are torns trillionaires such pu**ys? · · 43 likes

Monkey think you cant call other monkeys out for being a "pussy" if you wont even type the word out...

 

This is beta monkey behavior.

 

why are torns trillionaires such pu**ys?

Monkey_Logic - What is DCA? · · 12 likes

Monkey wants to invest in banana stocks but has problem.

 

Prices jump around like crazy monkey. Today banana cost 100 leaves. Tomorrow 50 leaves. Next week 150 leaves. Monkey scared. When buy? What if wrong time?

 

 

Smart monkey say to me DCA! Dollar cost averaging. Monkey no buy all at once. Monkey buy little bit every month. Monkey invests 1,000 leaves each month in banana stock fund.

 

 

Month one price high, monkey get fewer shares. Month two price low, monkey get more shares for same 1,000 leaves. Over time, monkey’s average price becomes fair. Not highest, not lowest.

 

This is dollar cost averaging. Buy more when cheap, less when expensive. No emotions. No perfect timing. Long term, market go up. Short term oopsies don’t matter. 

 

 

Ooo oo aaa aa!

🐒🍌

Key To Become RIch! · · 2 likes

Monkey think hard...

 

Monkey think not posting in attack forum

 

Monkey think... post in questions and answers...

Monkey give free items to other monkeys · · 18 likes

Me monkey.

 

You monkey.


Today me give 1 monkey plushie.


Tomorrow me give 2 monkey plushie.


Next tomorrow me give 3 monkey plushie.


Plushies go up forever. 

 

Monkey want other monkeys to leave a comment to enter

 

 

11:03:34 - 04/01/26 You sent a Monkey Plushie to Ouwen with the message: Ooooo ooo aaaaa AAAAAAA 1 monkey

00:41:36 - 06/01/26 You sent 2x Monkey Plushie to myrmidonx with the message: Oooo oo aaaa aaaaaaaa!!!!! 2 monkey

01:15:12 - 10/01/26 You sent 3x Monkey Plushie to Boneless with the message: Oooooo ooo AAA AAA AAA 3 monkey

01:15:53 - 10/01/26 You sent 4x Monkey Plushie to Prince_of_Pot with the message: Oooooo ooo AAA AAA 4 monkey

How to refund sports bet before game · · 41 likes

Monkey bet banana.
Banana stuck till game done.
Win? Monkey collect banana.

Lose? Torn keep banana.
No early pull‑out in Torn. 🍌

Me want more bananas ·

Ooo oo aa aa, you have a lot of bananas...

 

How you get them?

Me want more bananas ·

Ooo oo aa aa fellow monkeys!

 

Me thinking… me want grow bananas 0.5% per day.

 

Me Start with 100 million bananas.

 

Me want try:

Stock jungle 

Resell shiny stuff 

Sell losses 

Responsible gambling (Me responsible monkey)

 

Me small monkey brain think after have a lot of banana. It is hard to make more banana at .5%. 

 

Smart monkeys, what works best to grow bananas consistently? Please share your banana growth tricks! 🍌🍌🍌

 

 

Me use this thread to track banana growth.

 

Me post updates, wins, and oops moments so monkeys can watch pile grow.

 

Year one goal is 643 million bananas

 

If other monkeys want follow along, welcome to banana jungle! 

 

Ooo oo aa aa

🍌 🍌 🍌 

CHEDBURNNNNNNN · · 3 likes

Monkey think hard..

 

Monkey thinks...

 

Skill issue

 

🍌 

Beginner guide to earn through benefit block. ·

Monkey confused...

 

Monkey think... wrong forum?

 

🍌 

 

 

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 8 likes

Monkey here. Monkey lost. Monkey need tribe.

 

Monkey want REVIVE FACTION.

 

Monkey see dead body → monkey make not dead.

 

Monkey loyal. Monkey active. Monkey listen to alpha monkey.

 

Monkey not cause drama. Monkey just grind bananas.

 

If your tribe need a motivated revive monkey,

 

please adopt.

 

🍌 

 

Edit: Me adopted by good tribe, Business & Trade Family

Buying or selling trains? ~Advertise Here~ ·

Me want revive skill. Me want it fast.

Monkey buy many train trains (500k bananas each) to make numbers go up.


Monkey numbers now:
 (Manual): 2600
 (Intelligence): 10,000
 (Endurance): 4000

 

🍌 

Museum Day Exchange · · 24 likes

Monkey see plushie.
Monkey think hard. Brain hurt.
Market = banana now 
Museum = banana later
Museum give tiny extra banana only if:
monkey fly LOT
monkey bring MANY plushie
monkey not count time or energy
Few sets?
Monkey waste time. Just sell.
Many sets (20–30+)?
Museum give slightly more banana. Not magic banana.
Conclusion:
Monkey math correct. Difference small.
People hype museum like golden banana, it not.
Monkey sell, monkey happy.

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