Have you ever looked at your profile and thought...
"This needs a random stranger holding my name on a piece of paper."
Well, today's your lucky day.
For $18,000,000 (preferred payment in unmuggable items), I'll become your #1 fan and send you a real photo of me proudly holding a handwritten sign with:
- Your Torn username
- Your Torn ID
- An optional short message
What you're getting:
A genuine fansign held by a guy with:
- Long hair
- A respectable long (but not wizard-level) beard
- A fashionable mustache
- Permanently sleepy-looking eyes
- Absolutely no shame
Need evidence that someone supports your questionable life choices? Done.
Want a weird collectible? Done.
Need to confuse your faction? Even better.
Price: $18,000,000
Preferred payment: unmuggable items of equivalent value.
How to Order:
PM me your:
- Username
- Torn ID
- Optional message
Payment first, fansign shortly after.
Disclaimer: No AI. No Photoshop. Just a sleepy-looking guy with long hair, a beard, a mustache, a piece of paper, and surprisingly affordable rates.
Because everyone deserves at least one fan... even if you have to rent one.
You may like this post accordingly if you please, noobs below level 15 get 30k automatically FOR A FUNNY COMMENT,
bonus 20k if they are below 15 days, 850k - 1m+ surplus to giveaway every week, maybe in the form of items.
Just comment something nice or helpful, like real life advice or ingame advice/ tips,
I want this thread to be helpful and worthy of reading.
Noobs can just comment a joke if you got nothing better to say to qualify for the giveaway.
Giveaway logs will be posted once a day or minimum once a week depending on traffic and activity.
22:04:54 - 05/06/26 You sent some Tyrosine to FuzzyRight1 with the message: I don't even know how I would sell this, I personally too lazy to buy candies if they not in bulk.
22:20:27 - 05/06/26 You sent 7x Bag of Bloody Eyeballs to Minkskizz with the message: Congratulations on reaching level 15, get those plushies and flowers abroad
07:07:55 - 08/06/26 You sent $50,000 to Bearbreathh
07:09:27 - 08/06/26 You sent $50,000 to PREPATENTE
07:09:56 - 08/06/26 You sent $30,000 to PlayerOne925
07:10:25 - 08/06/26 You sent $100,000 to Jjynxx
07:12:25 - 08/06/26 You sent a Parcel to Europe
07:13:13 - 08/06/26 You sent 50x Bottle Cap to Jackthemack
07:14:11 - 08/06/26 You sent 5x Stingray Plushie to Snyke
07:14:38 - 08/06/26 You sent a Nessie Plushie to NaughtySkeleton
Want to upgrade your profile, rebrand your faction, or give your company a professional visual identity?
I'm offering completely FREE graphic design services to the Torn community.
No catches. No obligations. Just a creative hobby and a way to give back.
Available Services
• Profile Pictures & Signatures
• Faction Banners & Headers
• Company Logos & Branding
• Promotional Graphics & Layouts
Almost any theme or aesthetic can be accommodated—just tell me what you have in mind, whether it's something realistic, dark, futuristic, minimalist, or completely unique.
To request a design, send me a Torn PM, reply to this thread, or contact me on Discord with:
• Graphic type
• Preferred style or theme
• Color palette
• Text to include
• Any additional details
Discord is required for final delivery.
Optional Donations
Everything is 100% free, but tips are always appreciated (never expected). To help reduce mugging risks, item donations are preferred over cash. Plushies, flowers, Xanax, FHCs, candy, alcohol, medical items, collectibles, contraband, and even random junk are all welcome.
Drop your request below or send me a message. Let's make your profile, faction, or company stand out!
Which is better for 99k jump assuming booster cooldown won't be touched, like which has more value for its costs assuming the jump is from job points from music store?
That's all it takes to claim one chance at owning a player-owned company worth up to ₮1,000,000,000.
One purchase.
One entry.
One lucky winner.
🌸 ENTER THE DRAW
Buy the designated raffle flower(s) from my Bazaar.
Every ₮25,000,000 spent = 1 Entry.
Want more chances?
Buy more flowers.
🏢 GRAND PRIZE
🎉 A Player-Owned Company
Estimated value:
₮500,000,000–₮1,000,000,000
Purchased from the best available listings at the conclusion of the raffle and transferred directly to the winner.
Your next chapter could begin as a company owner.
🔒 FAIR. VISIBLE. LEGIT.
✅ Every participant is listed in this forum thread.
✅ Every entry receives a unique number.
✅ The complete entry list is published before the draw.
✅ The winner is selected through a publicly visible random draw.
No hidden entries.
No mystery.
Just luck.
📜 TERMS
- This is a game of chance.
- Purchasing an entry does not guarantee a prize.
- All purchases are final.
- No refunds.
- The prize company will be purchased from what is available on the market within the raffle budget.
- After ownership has been transferred, all future management, profits, losses, employee changes, or company performance become the sole responsibility of the winner.
I'm looking for someone experienced with Discord to create a community-focused Torn server from the ground up.
The vision is not just another services server or faction Discord. Instead, I want a place where players can hang out, chat freely (think of it as a global-chat style community), while also having dedicated spaces for services, trading, recruitment, events, giveaways, and other community activities.
What I'm looking for:
- Complete server setup
- Clean channel/category organization
- Roles and permissions
- Useful bots and automation
- Verification/security features
- Suggestions and improvements based on experience
- A polished, user-friendly layout
This is a paid project, and compensation will be discussed privately based on your experience, portfolio, and what you can deliver.
If you've built successful Discord communities before and think you're a good fit, reply below or send me a PM with examples of your previous work.
The narrator has a mental condition that causes him to perceive events differently. His younger brother actually lives elsewhere temporarily, visits on occasion, and returns because of arrangements made by the parents. The narrator simply interprets it as "people taking him away.
