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JJ's Shoppe of the Millennium · · 11 likes

Hello, all. I don't have much of a portfolio yet, but I am constantly working on it and adding to it.

If you'd like to see what I can do for you, send me a message and we'll work out a deal that benefits us both.

Attached are a few examples of my brain vomit below.

Peace, love, and bantha grease. -JediJunkie

 

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Assassination attempt in the Caymans · · 35 likes

Whoever's camping me, repeatedly hosp'ing me down in the islands with their Diamond Bladed Knife,

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Haven't seen punk in this thread yet. · · 5 likes

I'll go, in no particular order: 

The suicide machines,

Streetlight manifesto, 

Against all authority, 

Rancid,

Kids like us,

The bouncing souls

& The mighty mighty bosstones.

Lvl 20 shitposter vs lvl 100 buymugger · · 7 likes

Regular generated trash · · 5 likes

I do claim that these were completely generated by a machine. One that consumes alcohol, multiple drugs and is filled with delusions of grandeur.

If anyone loves spending many, MANY, hours tediously redoing the same clickers and clackers more than me, feel free to check yourself right into the room next to them.

I've done a few that are lackluster, alright, but at least more than two have been more than luster. (In my own, not-so-humble opinion)

Here's a few more from the Hall of Sanity. (Yeah, it's just one more, as these are not done in 42.0 seconds; they are crafted with love and just a hint of mania.)

If anyone would think their day would just be that much more complete by having one of these gnarly graphics on their page, don't hesitate to message me or send a homing pigeon out, it'll go somewhere.

Just a tip, mention this deranged ad and the fact that I've not charged a single client yet for any of my work, I may decide to do yours for money this time.

Thank you for your consideration in this time-sensitive matter, as we are ALL GOING TO DIE. Someday. Probably. Hopefully.

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It's a crime game. ·

Original thought that was lost in two hours of bees and pier.

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It's a crime game. ·

😮‍💨 One little brain fart turned into a whole God-damned thing our lawyers will be hearing about, even if just from me.

 

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CUSTOM HTML CODING ·

To the boo-er, OP Ivy.

Wait a minute...

 

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Can you do me up something with that kind of feel.. I don't know for my profile or a "faction" insert that has all those little seperate sections and stuff.

 

Edit: (or whatever you have here is called.) 🥸

CUSTOM HTML CODING ·

Lvl 20 shitposter vs lvl 100 buymugger · · 2 likes

Garbage art. 🍻

 

Everyone has their own play style. Mine, it seems, is to make memes about playing the game.

 

Game.

 

Anyways, here's approximately a long time going through a time warp.

 

YouTube video K3mm72dn2qs

Lvl 20 shitposter vs lvl 100 buymugger ·

As stated previously, I took an (un)educated guess, and stuck to my guns.

If I'm wrong, it's merely not the point anymore. As I spent days in the hospital, I made a meme. A meme about the dude who kept me from my precious roulette wheel. 

Regardless, you don't get to be an Elite Thief by not mugging people. 

Lvl 20 shitposter vs lvl 100 buymugger ·

5 days. Your point? (Who am I to say anything about points? I couldn't make one even if I only had a triangle, a pencil and a hunting dog.)

 

07:11:00 - 23/09/26 TTNO placed 10x $100,000 bounties on you

A junkie's meme dump ·

Lvl 20 shitposter vs lvl 100 buymugger · · 1 like

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Lvl 20 shitposter vs lvl 100 buymugger · · 1 like

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v1.0 was even more convoluted. Tried fitting it into the whole "it's not a comic unless it's got panels" format.

Lvl 20 shitposter vs lvl 100 buymugger ·

I knew I was missing something...

Lvl 20 shitposter vs lvl 100 buymugger ·

"Did TTNO buymug me or not" stopped being the point three or four days ago when he came after me AND my spouse for my one wittle bounty.

 

Was it him? His spouse/alt account? A rando? I made an uneducated guess, which I believe was right.

 

Did I pass the time in the hospital like I always do? Yes, making crappy graphics for my own enjoyment.

 

Am I crying about it? I didn't think I was, but you know me better than me, I suppose.

 

Did I glue my ear to my shoulder? I was only trying to bite my ear but my shoulder was sticky. Probably from my time at TTNO's strip club, and no, I don't remember what happened so don't ask. 🙈

Lolth's Anti-AI art portfolio *Comms Open* · · 2 likes

I like your style. If you go to the internet archive, you can find a bunch of old stock CDs with old ass gifs and stuff from the early Internet. I like this program called "immich", a locally-hosted Google photos type program that will let you search your plethora of graphics with keywords. Also, immich allows you to host it and search it from your other computers and phones outside of the local network, miles away, so can meme while away. 

Lvl 20 shitposter vs lvl 100 buymugger · · 7 likes

A junkie's meme dump ·

JJ's Shoppe of the Millennium ·

Torn City Slander | Episode 2 ·

Hey, it's the host of Night Visions.

It's a crime game. ·