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1,000,000 working stats · · 75 likes


Just 10 years, is all it took. 1 on 4 - 9 trains a day. I'm super special, because I worked up some worthless cool looking stats.

Company... guide? · · 8 likes


I want to start a company and want to read up on everything, but I still have questions and cannot find a guide. I could also buy a company. Don't know what to do. I'm a failure.

I absolutely need to do this! And methodically!

Insert HELP dose please friends O.O

#1 HOF · · 36 likes


Ok so, I got it back. For now lol



(Working Stats, because that's all I'm good at).

No longer buying for now. · · 8 likes

I'm gonna stop buying losses for now, Ill retitle when I start again

A Merry Band of Wanderers. · · 2 likes


YES!! I am INTO this!

INTO IT!!!

But since I am late, I am just a nameless yellow humming bird that watches over the adventures of the merry men, secretly narcissistic and if my chirps were English, they would be sarcastic remarks. My only skills are flying, internally judging, and exploding myself should I become bored with life. Also, when I die someone gets healed. It's science.

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[Crimes 2.0] Card Skimming: An In-Depth Guide ·

The members of a Torn City extremist group contact you with a proposal. They require some fresh credentials and they're willing to pay top dollar. These folks have some nasty beliefs, so you hit them with a demand of $250 per card. Your terms are accepted and you're able to offload 33,040 cards to the fanatics.

 

SUCCESS

 

$8,260,000

 

Seems to be a confirmation. I don't know the risk of saving up a lot, but since I went with gas station to get these it took a while

I want to invade my inactive neighbors property · · 2 likes

I distinctly remember there being some pretty nice properties in Torn and I'm certain there must be an inactive or 2 out there that either owns one of these or maybe a pair of sports sneakers. I think a talented criminal faction could squat in one of these and take a run or 2 around the property.

A truly talented criminal should also be able to stalk Ched in his shack too. Trapped in the floorboards like an 80's horror.

#1 Total Damage Made · · 1 like

DAMN dude you are hot stuff. You are like the skeleton from One Piece.

963 x Cannabis OD · · 1 like

Overdosing on all drugs is actually just achieving therapeutic effect. I am a professional.

 

Oh also, congrats on the merit :)

JFK vs. Arcadia - Real War · · 2 likes

Great work everyone. GG to Arcadia. Especially those who just kept things going; it really takes a lot.

JFK vs. Arcadia - Real War · · 1 like

Yes it was great that one time I solo'd you for a bonus. Good times. Just had to OD on mushrooms - though it makes playing the game difficult.

Also did you just call us fat at the end there?

JFK vs. Arcadia - Real War ·

This war is just a giant pile - style kink swingers party to test our re-organized sexual ferocity. Reality just refuses to switch so he doesn't get to have any fun.

JFK vs. SA ·

I love SA as friends but they make even better opponents. 100 b on myself kneecapping a war god after the war is over. I cant actually afford this bet. Ill still report if im able to get the highest multiplier merit in a single 1 v 1 with full HPs and best equip (the only respectable way to get the merit).

HerrSchmidt eats Massive Humble Pie ·

I would just like to state that I have never dropped a DB or associated with any person who has claimed safety despite being 20 meters from the closest doorknob.

Rid of Punchbag title ·

Wobbuffet, the car from Street Fighter 2, and Yamcha are the coolest characters in their respective universes. You just need to be the coolest character in Torn.

Best activity streak, tracking 1881 players strong ·

Im not sure how accurate this is though. I have never not logged in multiple times a day ever but I think my activity streak says a way smaller number than my age or whenever it started counting.

Job Stat Growth fastest options ·

I think I got pretty lucky back in the day, made it to #1 HOF and past 1 mil, but moved on because I felt like I was being obsessed with it. I think I paid 50k per train for 5 trains a day (Was the max back then I think).

Just Fer Sector 7????!!!!! (post your pets) · · 2 likes

I heard things are getting out of hand here, and I'm hoping someone will quote me.

Just Fer Sector 7????!!!!! (post your pets) ·

I prefer the meme in which the mask is another meme face.

Just Fer Sector 7????!!!!! (post your pets) · · 9 likes

Nothing lasts forever period. I'm not deep into Torn politics, but I do know life is nothing but a series of closing doors and players of a text based rpg have 2 things: The money and stats they bought, and the connections they build. I'm an introvert myself but I understand the value of the latter in a game involving other people. Psychopaths particularly might see value in paying to dominate others in pay to win games. Is that the kind of players monarch was built to attract? If so, then the "Connections they build" part is, and will continue to be, completely meaningless. That's not necessarily propoganda.

Just Fer Sector 7????!!!!! (post your pets) · · 1 like

Yes because you can't take them. Not that any current group of Torn players can.

But maybe that guy who killed all of Stan's friend's characters will someday play Torn.

Just Fer Sector 7????!!!!! (post your pets) · · 3 likes

There is not enough spongebob nor memes here. Looks like I need to rely on my shitposting groups for quality content again

Battle Stats: The Top #100 · · 2 likes

Thanks.
Just you wait. I'll figure out some trick to surpass #1.
If I get fedded, it means I figured it out.
Once inside I can shank Dekloren.

Battle Stats: The Top #100 ·

Been reading that the gains from SE are so exponentially greater than training that it's not worth using Xanax unless it is to mug. Is this still true?

Is Torn's community full of broken people? · · 1 like

I'm so broken I'm all good