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Alfie_Noakes

[432745] Level 49 Outstanding Punchbag

Married to AlphaSig28

Observed 17 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · Torn public profile

Alfie_Noakes is a level 49 player who signed up on 16 Mar 2007. Their standout stat is Networth: #17,185, top 0.73% of ranked players.

#17,185 for networth top 0.73% of ranked players
#23,182 (tied with 195 others) for best kill streak top 2% of ranked players
Signed up 16 Mar 2007 (19 years ago)

Key numbers

values observed 17 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

Level: 49; #49,403 tied with 1,258 others top 2%; +1 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 7,125; #36,153 tied with 93 others top 1.5%
Awards: 225; #56,933 tied with 303 others top 4.9%; +1 since Jan
Networth: $15,187,396,933; #17,185 top 0.73%; +915,740,229 since Jan
Xanax taken: 31; #114,453 tied with 1,104 others top 44%; 0 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 35; #100,186 tied with 961 others top 41%; 0 since Jan
Attacks won: 1,232; #63,629 tied with 30 others top 5.8%; 0 since Jan
Defends won: 144; #51,415 tied with 331 others top 7.7%; +4 since Jan
Revives given: 1; #67,047 tied with 11,142 others top 100%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 403; #18,852 tied with 23 others top 11%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Races won: 4; #116,373 tied with 4,763 others top 89%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 599; #43,932 tied with 68 others top 20%; 0 since Jan
Time played (days): 12.1; #71,826 top 5.1%; 0 since Jan

What stands out 6

#17,185

Economy

Networth

$15,187,396,933 top 0.73%

#23,182tied with 195 others

Combat

Best kill streak

tied with 195 others

159 top 2%

#37,510tied with 17 others

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 17 others

3,228 top 1.8%

#28,512tied with 4 others

Economy

City items bought

tied with 4 others

15,904 top 2.5%

#22,828tied with 239 others

Items

Dump finds

tied with 239 others

1,002 top 2.7%

#22,328tied with 10 others

Combat

Defends lost

tied with 10 others

3,514 top 1.1%

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 5 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+1	48	49
Awards	+1	224	225
Networth	+915,740,229	$14,271,656,704	$15,187,396,933
Defends won	+4	140	144
Time played (days)	0	12.1	12.1

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 17 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago

Xanax taken: 31; #114,453 tied with 1,104 others top 44%
Energy refills: 35; #100,186 tied with 961 others top 41%
Energy drinks used: 0; unranked
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 0; unranked
Elo rating: 935; #1,571,642 tied with 3,438 others top 82%
Best damage: 1,282; #117,040 tied with 88 others top 8.2%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 17 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 112 · threads started (archived): 0

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Rank title Outstanding Tank → Outstanding Punchbag between 18 Jan and 17 Sep

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