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LordPatchiny

[443776] Level 81 Celebrity Punchbag

Observed 17 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · Torn public profile

LordPatchiny is a level 81 player who signed up on 12 Apr 2007. Their standout stat is Unarmored fights won: #1,522 (tied with 5 others), top 0.19% of ranked players.

#1,522 (tied with 5 others) for unarmored fights won top 0.19% of ranked players
#5,818 (tied with 2 others) for times hospitalized top 0.29% of ranked players
Signed up 12 Apr 2007 (19 years ago)
24 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 17 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

Level: 81; #19,202 tied with 628 others top 0.78%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 7,098; #38,143 tied with 61 others top 1.5%
Awards: 320; #34,204 tied with 158 others top 3%; +1 since Jan
Networth: $9,611,517; #323,045 top 14%; −2,366,269 since Jan
Xanax taken: 1,139; #28,901 tied with 19 others top 11%; 0 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 71; #31,743 tied with 171 others top 26%; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 333; #32,437 tied with 61 others top 13%; 0 since Jan
Attacks won: 5,554; #20,821 tied with 3 others top 1.9%; 0 since Jan
Defends won: 669; #11,767 tied with 16 others top 1.7%; +74 since Jan
Revives given: 51; #22,515 tied with 213 others top 29%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 19; #71,747 tied with 1,220 others top 43%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 10,859; #55,557 tied with 3 others top 12%; +2 since Jan
Races won: 9; #97,693 tied with 1,704 others top 73%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 1,089; #26,157 tied with 26 others top 12%; 0 since Jan
Time played (days): 54.7; #20,257 top 1.4%; 0 since Jan

What stands out 6

#1,522tied with 5 others

Combat

Unarmored fights won

tied with 5 others

1,066 top 0.19%

#5,818tied with 2 others

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 2 others

9,131 top 0.29%

#3,907tied with 1 other

Items

Dump finds

tied with 1 other

2,954 top 0.46%

#4,339tied with 1 other

Combat

Defends lost

tied with 1 other

8,385 top 0.22%

#20,257

Activity

Time played

54.7 top 1.4%

#9,211tied with 32 others

Hospital

Revives received

tied with 32 others

381 top 1.5%

Missions completed: 10 — #6 (tied with 1,413 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 5 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+1	319	320
Networth	−2,366,269	$11,977,786	$9,611,517
Defends won	+74	595	669
Criminal offenses	+2	10,857	10,859
Time played (days)	0	54.7	54.7

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 17 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago

Xanax taken: 1,139; #28,901 tied with 19 others top 11%
Energy refills: 333; #32,437 tied with 61 others top 13%
Energy drinks used: 71; #31,743 tied with 171 others top 26%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 200; #20,243 tied with 107 others top 14%
Elo rating: 1,553; #41,005 tied with 69 others top 2.1%
Best damage: 5,758; #25,707 tied with 8 others top 1.8%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 17 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 54 · archived: 24 · threads started (archived): 3

Threads started 3 most recent

FIXED Graveyard · 21 Dec 2022 · 13 replies
... Graveyard · 8 Dec 2021 · 16 replies
Rocket league players? Gaming · 2 Aug 2021 · 28 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Rank title Celebrity Nudist → Celebrity Punchbag between 18 Jan and 17 Sep

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