Having searched the forums for a guide and having no luck, I decided to spend the last 24hrs working on the right answers to annoy all the interviewers! The answers below are all you need. Once you figure out the type of answers which annoy an interviewer, the answers become quite obvious. :)
Army 1. I would like a job! 2. I enjoy changing jobs regularly, it keeps life fresh! 3. I don't understand. 4. The stuff about the thing... 5. Okay! Okay!
Response Nope. Get out. If you're not willing to put in the time and dedication required, I'm not going to waste another second with you! ************************************
Grocer 1. What's it like working as a grocer? 2. Is there anything else I should know? 3. What do you do for fun? 4. You, yourself. 5. LARP? 6. No really, what is LARP? 7. Wow... That sounds seriously lame. 8. No, no wait... So, you dress up and stuff too? 9. As... what? 10. Bwahahahah 11. Hahahaha
Response I don't want to talk to you. Please leave. ************************************
Casino 1. I love gambling and was thinking about a job in the casino industry. 2. This sure sounds interesting enough, is there anything else I need to know? 3. Sure, can I have an interview? 4. You suck. 5. See ya!
Response You again!? I'm not looking to speak to you anymore... Get out of my office. ************************************
Medical 1. I'd like a job! 2. Let's begin! 3. Correctly answer this question 4. Stab them in the other arm so they match. 5. Nope. 6. I'm probably the reason why most of these people are even in hospital. 7. I'll send you a postcard! 8. Sure!
Response I spend hours patching up the people you put in here... I don't ever want to see your face again. ************************************
Law 1. I am thinking about sitting the bar, can you tell me about it? 2. Will it take long to work my way up the ladder? 3. What's the pay like? 4. Oh yeh, that was me! 5. Yep, I sold it at the docks actually. 6. Yup, sorry. 7. OBJECTION! 8.Huh? 9. OVERRULED!
Response I don't know if you really did take my car or if you're just playing. Either way, I'll be seeing you in court. Until then, get out of here. ************************************
Education 1. I would like a job! 2. Okay, sure! 3. Correctly answer this question. 4. Whip out your baseball bat and bully the bully. 5. Why not? 6. Okay, okay! 7. Oh come on!
Response Stay away kids, get back. That person's dangerous.
Having searched the forums for a guide and having no luck, I decided to spend the last 24hrs working on the right answers to annoy all the interviewers! The answers below are all you need. Once you figure out the type of answers which annoy an interviewer, the answers become quite obvious. :)
Army 1. I would like a job! 2. I enjoy changing jobs regularly, it keeps life fresh! 3. I don't understand. 4. The stuff about the thing... 5. Okay! Okay!
Response Nope. Get out. If you're not willing to put in the time and dedication required, I'm not going to waste another second with you! ************************************
Grocer 1. What's it like working as a grocer? 2. Is there anything else I should know? 3. What do you do for fun? 4. You, yourself. 5. LARP? 6. No really, what is LARP? 7. Wow... That sounds seriously lame. 8. No, no wait... So, you dress up and stuff too? 9. As... what? 10. Bwahahahah 11. Hahahaha
Response I don't want to talk to you. Please leave. ************************************
Casino 1. I love gambling and was thinking about a job in the casino industry. 2. This sure sounds interesting enough, is there anything else I need to know? 3. Sure, can I have an interview? 4. You suck. 5. See ya!
Response You again!? I'm not looking to speak to you anymore... Get out of my office. ************************************
Medical 1. I'd like a job! 2. Let's begin! 3. Correctly answer this question 4. Stab them in the other arm so they match. 5. Nope. 6. I'm probably the reason why most of these people are even in hospital. 7. I'll send you a postcard! 8. Sure!
Response I spend hours patching up the people you put in here... I don't ever want to see your face again. ************************************
Law 1. I am thinking about sitting the bar, can you tell me about it? 2. Will it take long to work my way up the ladder? 3. What's the pay like? 4. Oh yeh, that was me! 5. Yep, I sold it at the docks actually. 6. Yup, sorry. 7. OBJECTION! 8.Huh? 9. OVERRULED!
Response I don't know if you really did take my car or if you're just playing. Either way, I'll be seeing you in court. Until then, get out of here. ************************************
Education 1. I would like a job! 2. Okay, sure! 3. Correctly answer this question. 4. Whip out your baseball bat and bully the bully. 5. Why not? 6. Okay, okay! 7. Oh come on!
Response Stay away kids, get back. That person's dangerous.
I've just gone through all the interviewers - will write a guide in a minute. I couldn't find a guide on the forums, although suspect there is one somewhere.
It would also be dead handy to provide the Q&A guide for the Affronted Award. For those not in the know, this is the award given for annoying all the interviewers. :)
Clearing the cache rings a bell. I'll give it a go and update this thread. I'll install IE and Chrome to see if the same thing occurs (if the clearing the cache doesn't fix it).