King2Gz: forum

Calm down buddy. No one forced you to read the whole thing. Just trying to get karma.

🚨 IMPORTANT: I have discovered the most dangerous weapon in Torn 🚨

Forget the Xanax.

Forget the Vicodin.

Forget the $500m weapon sitting in someone's bazaar.

I have discovered something FAR more dangerous.

The Torn player who says:
"I'll just check Torn for 5 minutes."
💀

5 minutes later:
You: "Alright, I'm done."

Torn: You have 3 notifications.

You: "Okay, I'll just check those."

15 minutes later:

You: "Why am I in the hospital?"

Torn: Because someone hospitalized you.

You: "Who?"

Checks attack log.

You: "Oh, that asshole."

Goes to their profile.

You: "Interesting…"

Checks their faction.

You: "Interesting…"

Checks their friends.

You: "INTERESTING."

2 hours later
Your boss: "Where the fuck are you?"

You: "Currently conducting a highly sophisticated military investigation."

Meanwhile, your actual job:
❌ Productivity: 0%
❌ Sleep: 0%
❌ Sanity: 0%
✅ Torn addiction: 100%

And the worst part?
You KNOW you're going to do it again tomorrow.

So let's hear it!!!

What's the dumbest amount of time you've accidentally spent on Torn when you were supposed to be doing something else?

I'll start: "I opened Torn to refill my energy and somehow ended up reading a 47-page forum argument about whether someone's faction leader is a ****."
Your turn. 😂