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7-8* Pub Now Hiring Salary @ 100k+ · · 3 likes

hi hi hi hiccup    hi burp   Hello. 
Thank you for the interview sir… oh.. I’m interviewing you? YOU’RE hic HIRED. 

Let’s talk about your Benefits package…


💸 100k off the top for every new hire


⚡ Use your job points for 

FREE ENERGY

  • At 7 & 8 stars we’re talking a free can of Munster worth 1.6m every single day.
  • We’re an easy entry point if your stats aren’t good enough for a Candle Shop or Farm.

 

🎃 2026 HALLOWEEN PLANS?

Come Trick or Treat with us next year~ Extra energy means extra attacks means extra treats means 💸 💸

 

⚔️ +10% Melee Weapon Damage Perk

  • Cut your enemies to pieces
  • Slice them into sushi
  • Poke them harder

 

💢 Refill your nerve bar, THEN get drunk. I promise partying is more funner that way, and it’s only 25 job points. 

 

🔥 Free Rotating Training

  • Come git gooooooder for freeeeeee

 

APPLY NOW

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 10 likes

Hola hola!
my current faction home is being sold.
I am the sad.

im looking for a new new home!

me:
old player, I remember dogs instead of racing.. let’s talk about it and am still fussy that it’s the same mechanic, car types with stats instead of dog breeds with stats.

50m Battle stats
45nnb
Get my own beer & Xanax but will happily accept yours.
I LOVE CHAINING once a month I Solo 100hit chain for shits and giggles.
otherwise I am happy dropping 1% on the main chain.
Chain watching can be arranged once a month.


You?the faction?
I NEED travel bonuses. I work in a Lingere shop :)
I need gym gainz obviously 15years and ONLY 50m?
if you aren’t actively trying to chain, don’t contact me.
discord pls? :)

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

I spit 

I dip

i belong on an 9* oil rig that rotates to 10 star. 

 

  • Manual labor 171,448
  • Intelligence 313,014
  • Endurance 281,244
  • Total 765,706

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

  • Manual labor 121,262
  • Intelligence 252,946
  • Endurance 248,549
  • Total 622,757
  • 9/10 EE Merits.
Looking for a 10* Oil Rig por favor.

Nerve Stacking going for 10k · · 8 likes

Jesus people

“hindering you”

”losing proposition”

”focus on getting 100 crime stats”

 

let the kid have fun geeeeeeeez he’s happy about nerve… that’s oddly wholesome

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Looking for a faction; post details here ·

90k crimes

80nnb 90 currently with merits 

1b battlestats 

 

self sufficient but I am looking for a big boost to my nerve bar. 30+ nerve minimum.

 

i don’t like to war but will up to TWICE a month

if you provide xan to stack and OC tools. 

Calling All Vets 15-20+ Years In Torn! · · 3 likes

This account is probably the single most stable and profit producing thing in my life 

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

I spit 

I dip

i belong on an 9* oil rig that rotates to 10 star. 

 

  • Manual labor 171,448
  • Intelligence 313,014
  • Endurance 281,244
  • Total 765,706

FULL E/N ARE NOW BLUE ·

we ask “why can’t you focus on the actual upgrades we want or that will meaningfully impact the gameplay loops available? 
CHED says “that not how development works, enjoy blue highlights”

 

Ive seen so much shit in my years here but the recent shits have been cake toppers 

 

Buying or Selling a Company? -Advertise Here- ·

We just ranked up to 8* :)

still for sale.

100% negotiable mail me

RACCOON BUYING MOST ITEMS! · · 1 like

The trashpanda was fast, kind, and communicative upfront. +trader

Buying or Selling a Company? -Advertise Here- ·

Anybody interested in a 7* pub? 

long sales history so all you have to do is fill it up with good employees and watch the stars grow weekly. 

asking 700m

7* Pub HIRING Low stats~ ·

Bump!

7* Pub HIRING Low stats~ ·

Bump! 

7* Pub HIRING Low stats~ ·

We hit 7 stars!

and now I need a new promoter.

 

must be willing to promote in the nude 23 hours a day. 
free beer. 

Torn Genie [PAUSED] ·

I wish for dual axes 

7* Pub HIRING Low stats~ ·

Bet we hit 5 stars? 
if you are reading this and we hit 5 stars…. YOU GOTTA APPLY! 

7* Pub HIRING Low stats~ ·

Bemp

7* Pub HIRING Low stats~ ·

Bump

7* Pub HIRING Low stats~ ·

:)

7* Pub HIRING Low stats~ ·

Bump~

7* Pub HIRING Low stats~ ·

Bump!

7* Pub HIRING Low stats~ ·

Bump.

7* Pub HIRING Low stats~ ·

Bump?

7* Pub HIRING Low stats~ ·

hi hi hi hiccup    hi burp   Hello. 
Thank you for the interview sir… oh.. I’m interviewing you? YOU’RE hic HIRED. 

Let’s talk about your Benefits package…


💸 100k off the top for everyone with minimum reqs!


⚡ eventually use your job points for 

FREE ENERGY

  • At 4 stars we’re basically talking about a free stack of MCS every week! 
  • We’re an easy entry point if your stats aren’t good enough for a Candle Shop or Farm. 6k gets you in the door!!

 

🎃 2026 HALLOWEEN PLANS?

Come Trick or Treat with us next year~ Extra energy means extra attacks means extra treats means 💸 💸

 

⚔️ +10% Melee Weapon Damage Perk

  • Cut your enemies to pieces
  • Slice them into sushi
  • Poke them harder

 

💢 Refill your nerve bar, THEN get drunk. I promise partying is more funner that way, and it’s only 25 job points!!

 

🔥 Free Rotating Training

  • Come git gooooooder for freeeeeee
  • You can also pay me for trains that is also an option…. But why pay theyre free!!

 

APPLY NOW

pretty pls