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honor bars not loading in warbase · · 7 likes


I have had a problem with warbase since installing the newest update for Chrome. Sometimes the honor bars (name bars) in warbase refuse to load at all. I am using the warbase extended userscript, but disabling it doesnt resolve the issue, and neither does restarting the browser or clearing cache and cookies. The problem just pops up every now and then mid chain, and then goes away at some point seemingly as randomly. This also affects the user list on a factions profile.

This is a big problem as it means I can't access the profiles of potential targets through warbase.


This is an issue only on Google Chrome, I have not had this on Firefox, which has been my go to solution atm when the problem hits. I have had this multiple times now since updating Chrome. One other faction member has also confirmed that he has had this same problem on Chrome.

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Corrupt - A - Wish · · 4 likes


Granted!

After months of paperwork and legal battles, you finally manage to secure the rights to the letter E. You immediately decide to start abusing your newfound power by demanding massive royalties for the use of your vowel in all written and spoken text.

Immediately authors, journalists, teachers and the rest of the population start to go to extreme lengths in order to avoid the use of that now very expensive letter. Where your morning paper used to represesent the highest writing standards, it is now a complete mess. Books are being brought off the shelves, and revised copies without that hateful letter being printed in their place. But you can manage with this severe decline of cultural standards, because you are making massive profit on your royalties.

But soon you start to see a decline in income. E is being avoided to such an extent that your income is falling terribly low. In order to restore money flow, as well as to protect your interest, you form a private E-police dedicated to finding illegal E-use and protecting your interests. You provide them with massive power, getting them in to most government institutions, as the politicians are now completely at your mercy, you being their sole vowel-supplier.

As you see your profits dwindling further, you arrange for circular disks to be installed in every single home. These discs cannot be turned off, only downn and constantly praise the magnificent letter that is E. This same disc also allows your E-police to monitor the citizens around the clock, allowing you to catch the vowelabusers in the act.

As time moves on, you set up a new institution, responsible for rewriting the language itself in order to force the use of the letter E to be more frequent. This is done by removing irrelevant words from the language alltogether. Another institution is responsible for rewriting past history, such as papers and books, in such a way as to create the view that use of the glorious letter has changed the society for the better.

But a society can only be opressed for so long. One fatal day, while inspecting the department of revised thruths, a girl runs up to you. Before your assigned bodyguards have the time to react, she has stabbed you three times in the chest with a letter opener. While she is being dragged away, she is screaming EE! EE! EEEEEE! at the top of her lungs. As you lie on the floor, in the pool of your own blood, you finally realise what a ignorant fool you have been. You have dedicated all your life to the protection of your property, all your resources to abusing a nation. Not once have you stopped to enjoy the fruits of your labour, but instead spent every waken hour, systematically destroying kulture and society as it used to be. With this final terrible insight of the monster you've become, you quietly pass away, a single tear rolling down your cheek.

I wish I had a giant hamsterball.

No longer buying losses · · 10 likes


Hi!

I'm looking for some losses. I'll pay 400k each, and will send payment as soon as I see the event. The offer stands for the time being. feel free to get beating :)

I just woke up to a second day of 150+ events, and with that I'm good for losses for the moment. Big thanks to everyone who made hits!

Send a gift game · · 3 likes


I am sure this has been around before, but now I couldn't find it. The idea is extremely simple. You send the person posting ahead of you an item OF SLIGHTLY HIGHER VALUE than the one he sent to the previous person. After this, you hopefully get a gift off the next poster, and even make a tiny profit. Its like the perfect pyramid scheme! One person will of course loose eventually when no one sends a new item, but surely that won't be you.



Corrupt - A - Wish · · 3 likes


Granted. Parliament passes a new law saying that in order to maintain proper communication and world peace, every written and spoken word and sentence has to be fully analyzed in written form in three copies before one is allowed to reply. One copy goes to the department of linguistic analysis, one to the archive of explanations, and one to the person who initially uttered the sentence.
At this point to the original speaker then delivers three copies of a reply to your analysis, correcting possible misconceptions. In case of contradictions, you then modify your original analysis and then once again submit it for checking. If the original speaker is satisfied with your analysis, you may reply to him, at which point he than starts the process off again.
Outraged by this, the youth start organizing wild underground "free talk parties". As a strong advocate for clear speech, you make it your life mission to stop these gatherings and bring forth clear communication once and for all. Yet at every free talk party you attend, you are unable to communicate as they refuse to fill in the paperwork.
Soon more and more people start to see the problems with the new law. There is an upprising, with you at the forefront of the clear speakers, holding up your protest signs with the analysis taped to the back of them.
But the mob is overwhelmingly large, and you and your comrades find yourselves completely run over. You are hit by a rock in the forehead and fall down on the street, being trampled by the protesters running over you. Hours later, DinhoDaDon finds you lying in the streets, to injured to move. He asks if you need help, but you refuse to reply as you are out of forms.

I wish it was saturday.

Recent archived posts

Android App v0.2.3 issue opening google sheets ·


Hi,

This is a tiny issue with the Android app, but figured I'd post it anyways.

I opened a google spreadsheet link through the forums, which wasnt a problem in and of it self. Then I tried to press the edit button and open the spreadsheet in the sheets app. This got me to a screen saying the page could not be loaded. It gave the following error message:

net::ERR_UNKNOWN_URL_SCHEME

I can access the sheets app fine through logging in to Torn with Androids chrome browser.

Device: Xiaomi Mi A1; Android 8.1.0;

TEAM CUPCAKE 2018 ELIMINATION WINNERS · · 7 likes


I rember joining cupcakes thinking that it takes a special kind of person to pick that over a "cool" team such as undead for example. Seems I was right. Had a blast with all of you and I cant begin to explain how salty I am over being 5 attacks of page 1 with more than 900 hits done xD

Next Year Elim Names ·


Team Mc Teamface?

Choco Pain to be next elim'd ·


My theory on this is that the standings on the elimination page don't update quite in realtime, which is why you see it a couple of secs late.

Android App v0.2.0 issue ·


Oh wait your right... Im a sleepy idiot. Sry for the bother.

Android App v0.2.0 issue ·


Hi,

I was playing some blackjack on my phone and got this small error:

https://imgur.com/a/ZP1IbkA

As you can see I bet 25m, but after winning a double up it tells me I won 100m, instead of 50m. Streak and payout still updated correctly though, so only seems to be a text bug. This happened every single time I won on a double up with that specific bet.

[Elim] Team Forum ·


I cant access cupcakes either

Make mugging great again ·


I reccon the thinking here is that it would make mug protection for bazaar sales pointless, as any new sales wouldnt be covered by your old mug protection.

Android app 550 error ·


I havent been able to access torn by the android app either since the last patch, keep getting 550 error when trying to log in. Chrome for android works fine. Clearing cache in app does nothing.

Device: Xiaomi Mi A1; Android 8.1.0; App version 0.2.0;

Send a Gift to Player above you. ·


You sent a Can of X-MASS to felixxxxxx.

Enjoy the buzz.

Selling losses 400k each · · 1 like


Easy to do business with. R+

No longer buying losses ·


So I got back to 161 events... Took a while to sift through but everyone should have their due payment now.

(On Hold) Selling Losses 400k each ·


Quick and effective!

No longer buying losses · · 10 likes


Hi!

I'm looking for some losses. I'll pay 400k each, and will send payment as soon as I see the event. The offer stands for the time being. feel free to get beating :)

I just woke up to a second day of 150+ events, and with that I'm good for losses for the moment. Big thanks to everyone who made hits!

Stock Analyst with 1 share ·


I got stock analyst after I invested around 5b in stock blocks at once. Never been active on stock market before or after. Then on the other hand I know a lot of people who shift a lot more money than that regularly and havent gotten it yet. My guess is that its random, but spending more increases your chances.

Forum from Laptop ·


I have the same issue as well, both on phone and computer. Using forum through the laptop bounces me back to the main forum page when clicking on a subheading. Using the direct forum link instead works fine.

eski - Torn City Trader · · 2 likes


Fair and quick. Thumbs up!

Forum Preview Balloons ·


Same for me on win 8 chrome

graveyard ·


up we go!

Back to the Past ·


I remember back in the really early days of joining... I borrowed 100k of Tim and bet it all on blackjack. I won and felt like the richest guy around.

Also remember the rants when people gambled away everything they had due to BJ bets not being capped.