CYNICAL TOOLS
Your Torn City Companion
No downloads. No installs. Paste your API key and go.
A browser-based companion tool for Torn. Your API key stays in your browser and only talks to Torn's own API.
Home Dashboard, Racing, Bounty Board, and Guide are completely free. All premium tools unlocked for 2x Xanax — 14 days.
⚊⚊⚊ FREE TOOLS ⚊⚊⚊
HOME DASHBOARD
FREE
Your personal command centre. Everything you need at a glance without opening Torn.
▸ Live countdown timers — Energy, Nerve, Happy, and Life bars tick down in real-time
▸ Travel tracker — Destination and live countdown to landing
▸ Cooldown timers — Drug, Medical, and Booster cooldowns with addiction penalty display
▸ Education timer — Shows when your current course finishes
▸ Active race detection — Current race shows up on dashboard with countdown
▸ Battle stat tracking — STR/SPD/DEX/DEF with mini graphs, daily snapshots, and 90-day history
▸ Work stat tracking — MAN/INT/END growth graphs with daily history
▸ Quick-action buttons — Jump to Gym, Crimes, Hospital etc. in one click
▸ Browser notifications — Desktop alerts with 5 sound presets for full energy, full nerve, travel landing, cooldown expiry
▸ Persistent cooldown bar — Compact bar at the top of every tab so you always see your timers
RACING TRACKER
FREE
Live race tracking, upgrade advisor, and Hall of Fame rank history.
▸ Active race banner — Live countdown and progress bar for your current race
▸ Upgrade advisor — Best next upgrade for each car, sorted by points-per-dollar
▸ Per-car breakdowns — Completion %, total points, remaining upgrades
▸ Smart filtering — Already upgraded tyres? Other tyre options disappear. Only shows what you can use
▸ HoF rank tracking — Tracks your Racing Hall of Fame rank over time with a chart
▸ Auto rank snapshots — Records your rank after each race automatically
▸ Race history — Your last 100 races with positions and rewards
BOUNTY BOARD
FREE
Compact grid of all active bounties with stat estimates, difficulty ratings, and one-click attacks.
▸ Full bounty list — All active bounties with pagination, reward amounts, and target details
▸ Stat estimates — Estimated battle stats for every target, loaded automatically with progress bar
▸ Difficulty ratings — Easy / Fair / Even / Risky / Suicide based on your stats vs theirs
▸ Status checking — See who's in hospital, jail, or traveling before you waste your time
▸ Filters — Stat range, difficulty, reward amount, and status filters
▸ Board stats — Total board value, target count, stacked bounty detection
▸ One-click ATK — Opens the attack page directly in Torn
▸ Data persistence — Stats persist across tab switches, no reloading needed
⚊⚊⚊ PREMIUM TOOLS ⚊⚊⚊
2x Xanax — 14 Days — All Tools
One price, every premium tool unlocked. No separate tiers.
Send 2x Xanax to CaptainCynical [535690] with message "premium"
Access granted automatically within 2-5 minutes.
MARKET SNIPER
PREMIUM — 2x XANAX / 14 DAYS
Scans the market and finds items listed below the next cheapest price. That gap is your profit.
▸ Category scanning — Scan entire categories (Drugs, Weapons, Armor, etc.) with parallel fetching. Queue multiple
▸ Profit per item — Profit vs next listing and profit vs average price, with colour-coded discount badges
▸ Preferred items watchlist — Save your go-to flip items for quick rescanning
▸ Auto-rescan — Rescan preferred items every 2, 5, 10, or 15 minutes automatically
▸ Seller tax toggle — Factor in the 5% tax to see real profit
▸ Threshold filters — Set minimum % below next listing or average to filter out noise
▸ Background scanning — Continues scanning when you switch to other tabs
▸ Item browser — Search all 1,400+ items with market values
FACTION TRACKER
PREMIUM — 2x XANAX / 14 DAYS
Full faction management dashboard with member monitoring, OC tracking, bank, and alerts.
▸ Member roster — Full member list with statuses, last action times, sortable columns, inactive flags
▸ OC tracking — All organised crimes: planning, recruiting, success rates and records. Collapsible sections
▸ Activity alerts — Flags inactive and going-inactive members with mail templates for follow-up
▸ Chain monitoring — Live chain count and timeout timer
▸ Faction bank — Balance viewer with per-member money and points, searchable and sortable
▸ Bank actions — One-click "Give" buttons, withdrawal request queue with submit/fulfill/cancel workflow
▸ Funds activity log — Recent faction bank transactions from Torn's funds news API
WAR TRACKER
PREMIUM — 2x XANAX / 14 DAYS
Pulls the entire enemy roster, estimates battle stats, and gives you everything to pick your targets.
▸ Auto-detect wars — Finds your active war (territory, chain, or ranked) and loads the enemy faction automatically
▸ Stat estimates — Battle stat estimates for every enemy member with individual STR/SPD/DEX/DEF when available
▸ Fair fight values — See your FF multiplier before you attack
▸ Colour-coded statuses — Okay, Hospital, Jail, Traveling at a glance with auto-refresh
▸ Travel tracking — See enemy destination, live ETA countdown, and landing time (TCT) with pulse animation under 2 minutes
▸ Smart sorting and filtering — Sort by stats, FF, level. Filter by status, online/offline, dibs, stat range
▸ Dibs system — Claim targets so your faction knows who's hitting who. Shared across all faction members
▸ Assist requests — Request coordinated attacks from your faction
▸ One-click ATK — Attack buttons open directly in Torn
▸ Chain reporter — Full chain breakdown with hit counts, hospital scores, and payout calculator. Export as text or CSV
▸ War history — Save previous wars with full contributor breakdown, view and compare past wars
▸ Faction scouting — Paste any faction ID to scout them outside of war
COMPANY
PREMIUM — 2x XANAX / 14 DAYS
Full company management suite with three sub-tabs: Advisor, Job Board, and Tracking.
ADVISOR
▸ Company overview — Star rating, hired/capacity, avg effectiveness, daily and weekly income
▸ Real efficiency formula — Uses Torn's actual working stats formula including overcap bonuses
▸ Swap recommendations — Analyses every employee against every role, tells you who to move and the effectiveness gain
▸ Role importance ratings — Critical/High/Medium/Low. Managers and Cleaners prioritised over production
▸ Inactive detection — Flags inactive employees in key roles, recommends moving them to low-impact positions
▸ Role planner — Set headcount per role, see the optimal assignment calculated. Priority Fill Mode with Inactivity Dodge
▸ Employee deep-dive — Full effectiveness breakdown and predicted effectiveness for every role
▸ Issue detection — Under-statted, addiction, inactivity, wrong gender — all flagged automatically
▸ Reference tab — Special role explanations and full position overview for your company type
JOB BOARD
▸ HoF stat search — Search for players by work stat range using binary search on the Hall of Fame
▸ Two-phase search — Phase 1 finds and lists players, Phase 2 checks employment and activity when you're ready
▸ Smart caching — Previously scanned players are cached locally and reused when their activity window is still valid
▸ Stored data search — Search work stats collected across all users, filter by stat range and company name
▸ Recruitment mail — Copies your message to clipboard and opens Torn's compose page directly
▸ Background scanning — Continues checking profiles when you switch tabs, progress shown in header
▸ Job seeker requests — Players submit requests with their work stats and desired salary (capped at $10M), visible to directors
TRACKING
▸ Setup tracking — Save and compare company configurations over time
▸ Growth charts — Average effectiveness and daily income trends shown as bar charts
▸ Discord alerts — Daily automated Discord alerts for inactive employees (24h+) and drug addiction penalties
REVIVE TRACKER
PREMIUM — 2x XANAX / 14 DAYS
Live hospital monitor across factions with revive tracking and payment logging.
▸ Live hospital list — See all hospitalized members across your faction and saved factions, auto-refreshes every 15 seconds
▸ Countdown timers — Live countdown for each hospitalized player, sorted by shortest timer
▸ Multi-faction tracking — Save up to 5 factions to monitor their hospital lists simultaneously
▸ Revive log — Track your revives with payment status (paid/unpaid), automatic payment detection from events
▸ Hot list — Save specific players for revive priority alerts
▸ Filter and sort — Filter by name or faction tag, sort by timer, level, faction, or name
SETTINGS
CUSTOMISE
▸ Hide tabs — Hide any tabs you don't use to keep your nav clean
▸ Notification controls — Toggle browser notifications on/off with 5 sound presets
▸ Cooldown bar — Toggle the persistent cooldown bar at the top
▸ Rate limit protection — Built-in API rate limiter with cooldown toast when limits are reached
⚊⚊⚊ COMING SOON ⚊⚊⚊
IN DEVELOPMENT
ACTIVELY BEING BUILT
▸ Stocks — Full stock tracker with portfolio view, P&L tracking, benefit ROI analysis, and price alerts
▸ Bazaar Sniper — Auto-scan player bazaars for underpriced items found during market scans
PLANNED
ON THE ROADMAP
▸ Discord integration for users — Webhook setup so users can receive alerts in their own Discord servers
▸ Mugging Targets — Scan the item market for high-value sellers, battle stat comparison, difficulty badges, and stat range filters
⚊⚊⚊ PRIVACY ⚊⚊⚊
Your API key stays in your browser. It is never sent anywhere except api.torn.com.
No tracking. No analytics, no cookies, no data collection.
Open your Network tab if you want to verify.
Try It Now
1. Go to cynicaltools.vercel.app
2. Paste your API key
3. That's it
Questions? Message CaptainCynical [535690] in-game.
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