CaptainCynical

[535690] Level 82 Legendary Punchbag

7DS*: Pride 7DS* InquisitorSales Executive at Smiles’ Oil Rig HiringMarried to -Vimes-

Observed 17 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · Torn public profile

CaptainCynical is a level 82 player in 7DS*: Pride who signed up on 1 Sep 2007. Their standout stat is Times hospitalized: #9,240 (tied with 2 others), top 0.46% of ranked players.

#9,240 (tied with 2 others) for times hospitalized top 0.46% of ranked players
#27,775 for networth top 1.2% of ranked players
Signed up 1 Sep 2007 (19 years ago)
49 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 17 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 82; #18,614 tied with 587 others top 0.76%; +5 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 6,956; #51,937 tied with 261 others top 2.1%
Awards: 450; #12,720 tied with 125 others top 1.1%; +33 since Jan
Networth: $8,387,634,419; #27,775 top 1.2%; −2,560,964,800 since Jan
Xanax taken: 1,016; #30,883 tied with 13 others top 12%; +272 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 532; #12,674 tied with 17 others top 10%; +5 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 611; #21,761 tied with 23 others top 8.8%; +127 since Jan
Attacks won: 5,750; #20,039 tied with 3 others top 1.8%; +524 since Jan
Defends won: 1,255; #5,891 tied with 1 other top 0.87%; +18 since Jan
Revives given: 43; #24,171 tied with 261 others top 31%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 22; #68,504 tied with 948 others top 41%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 56,847; #18,729 top 4%; +9,997 since Jan
Races won: 107; #35,705 tied with 321 others top 26%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 710; #38,543 tied with 49 others top 18%; +93 since Jan
Time played (days): 38; #29,393 top 2.1%; +3.2 since Jan

What stands out 6

#9,240tied with 2 others

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 2 others

7,250 top 0.46%

#27,775

Economy

Networth

$8,387,634,419 top 1.2%

#11,003tied with 49 others

Combat

Best kill streak

tied with 49 others

277 top 0.95%

#20,039tied with 3 others

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 3 others

5,750 top 1.8%

#9,078tied with 26 others

Jail

Times jailed

tied with 26 others

927 top 1.1%

#12,720tied with 125 others

Profile

Awards

tied with 125 others

450 top 1.1%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 11 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+5	77	82
Awards	+33	417	450
Networth	−2,560,964,800	$10,948,599,219	$8,387,634,419
Xanax taken	+272	744	1,016
Energy drinks used	+5	527	532
Energy refills	+127	484	611
Attacks won	+524	5,226	5,750
Defends won	+18	1,237	1,255
Criminal offenses	+9,997	46,850	56,847
Times traveled	+93	617	710
Time played (days)	+3.2	34.8	38

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 17 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago

Xanax taken: 1,016; #30,883 tied with 13 others top 12%
Energy refills: 611; #21,761 tied with 23 others top 8.8%
Energy drinks used: 532; #12,674 tied with 17 others top 10%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 114; #31,989 tied with 188 others top 23%
Elo rating: 1,956; #21,732 tied with 40 others top 1.1%
Best damage: 5,935; #24,505 tied with 6 others top 1.7%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 17 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 54 · archived: 49 · threads started (archived): 3

Threads started 3 most recent

[Web tool] Best Company tool in torn, with Faction additions Market Sniper, Bounties and more! Tools & Userscripts · 6 Jul · 25 replies
(B) Naval Cutlass with Weaken 25% or higher. Trading Post · 22 Jul 2025 · 3 replies
Selling Easter Eggs CHEAP! Trading Post · 15 Apr 2015 · 0 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Rank title Heroic Punchbag → Legendary Punchbag between 18 Jan and 17 Sep
Company The Mine Shaft → Smiles’ Oil Rig Hiring between 18 Jan and 17 Sep
Faction position Chosen → Inquisitor between 18 Jan and 17 Sep
Reached level 80 between 18 Jan and 17 Sep

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