Here's what happened, and it's gotta be a bug, because I don't have any networth increasing events that could provide another explanation:
1. Landed in torn, game had been logged in the whole time. 2. no drug cooldown? cool. What's my cash on hand? Need a xanny. Oh, ok, $15,000 (thousand) torn dollars. 3. Go to properties/vault. Looks live got about 4.8 million in the vault, 15 thousand cash on hand. Click on withdrawal input field, entered in 850k, thought about it, then used backspace to take out the 50, replaced it with 35, input field does something very fast, and 4. now, I've got 4.something MILLION cash on hand, and 4.something MILLION in my vault.
4.? da f**? I think?
how did I just go from 4.9mil cash in both vault and on hand, to 8 mil? 5. look up, no events listed. so...not like someone bought something right as I was in my vault. 6. open new tab, search on duckduckgo.com for "torn bug report", 7. computer crashes 8. I write out all the steps that happened, so I can write this up after the laptop boots. 9. open tornstats, yep, still says I have 8mil in the vault. 10. open torn, notice I finally have a new event!...... someone hospd me. :/
So, this all took less than 30 minutes I'd wager. (I did go get a cigarette when my laptop crashed DURING a bugreport. Grrr...) and the current time is 18:39, connected to server Pod1, though I don't know what I was connected to before.
There's no screenshot, [image: i.imgur.com] there's only "I have double what was in my vault, and there's no reason I should have this money, edit: look at the timestamps if you're staff. in 9 seconds, from the timestamp values listed above, I should have no events that increased or decreased my networth, and thus, my vault printed it's own money.
Hey so, why does this game utilize those services ? There are no ads, yet it definitely feels like whatever bonus the lack of external ads is supposed to offer the playerbase would be offset if by playing torn, I now have to worry about trackers following me around on the internet.
Right now, my tracker blocker is sending do not track requests to bat.bing.com and www.google-analytics.com
yo I filled out the reason, one by one, on someone, sat back, and realized there were no reasons listed under the reason field on the bounty page.
If this has something to do with me being way too good at getting under the admittedly thin skin of a loser , then why even have the bounty system ?
There were no rules broken, no slurs or names called, so if a content warning was needed for the bounty's approval, why wasn't it given? I would like my money back, or this changed so that a content warning appears when your reason defies some rule that I'm unaware of having broken.screenshot
? Should it be a minority female? We. 51% of the population... Actually, I'd rather have a foxy Cleopatra type quest giving character... Who's better at giving missions than duke but a big Afro black lady?
I ski would reccomend that, so as an npc she s at least as important as duke/leslie, but more important than Jimi and tiny
the forums ? It's in the Duke Missions too. Isn't there a Duke mission where he has you revenge beat up a random player, and the backstory is something about crossdressing ?
Choose a third gender, marry any one you want... Suggestion to add a third gender to the sex change option under settings.... Even though "third gender" is literally different from biological sex....
OP meme has a real life gay actor (Drop ur co**s and grab ur sox!!) in the "show me ur war face meme"
... literally, can't , won't, and shan't, give a sh**, about anything else, till I get mah "hey, that's a gaaaaay." :D yah. glad that people like me are in the literal "badass meme precursors" library of awesomeness... (where "awesomeness" is "game that less than a percent of a percent of a percent of a percent of a ... of all humans today, happen to give a sh** about.)
that's right, all you hard core long term players who've managed to hide your homophobia behind layers of activity? have fun finding out that the seargent from full metal jacket is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. :D hahaha losers. I'm gay. go ahead and level up intellectually, much luv, -shabti (562-205)
Can't believe.... Oh wait, yeah I guess this game IS parlour for asshats, ... Heard myself just then.. Yeah I guess homophobic shit IS totally in line with the first response, like. Ok. Sorry. Forgot I play a digital game that encompasses racists, homophobes, and other sacks of literal human shit. I voted for Joe, not gonna vote when one of (the first of! In fact!) The choices for WHY dekloran gotfedded.. is some dekloran level shit. Gay woman here, telling you to go eat a duck, come at me mothef**kers. I'll eat you for my fabulous lesbian brunch.
I would very much like to bet on the outcome of random political stuff, from around the world.
It would be awesome if that were a thing that the bookie here in torn would include.
For example, I would gleefully lose many millions tonight on the american vice presidential first debate, ... for no reason other than it's entertaining.
a lot to consider, the hardest of which is that the tracker blocker / firefox / eff software combo's that I've been using might not work.
The second, is that @Aezur brings up a good point, but are there no in-house tools that can be used ?
That may be a suggestion that would require 5 years and a hundred people working continuously, I wouldn't know.
But, if Chedburn Networks had an in-house analytics tool, ... wouldn't it be something that one might feel better about using ?
As someone who has struggled to build a database, (and failed) , I nevertheless remember how many tools were available in the back-end such that the nodes / pages visited could be turned into an analytics report.
Am I wrong ? Do LAMP stacks and MySQL not have this capability ?
Is google's tool that much more useful ?
And if the tool is for non-advert based analytics, then what's the purpose behind the redundancy of using both google and microsoft ?
can i know, unequivocally that no data gathered is fed into companies I hate,... like, at all.
Nobody has a mechanically precise definition of the HOW, thus, now I've moved onto HOW NOT, that is, to participate, in google or microsoft services, coming from a country undergoing vender-lock-in based attacks from foreign countries, if I could choose to let ZERO electricity pass through anything but the Chedburn networks computers themselves, then that's what I'd choose.
Also, I payed close to 50$ USD on the facebook version of torn,
and guess what ?
I'd rather not spend money helping democracy destroying platforms from monetizing their user base.
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