Why not make someones day by telling a few funny jokes i mean am sick minded so dont take any offences to the jokes that are posted in this Thread i will start us off with a not so bad one please post your own jokes and try to keep it going have fun!
A man walks into the bar and sees a sign:
Handjob: $5
Cheese sandwich: $2
He walks over to the bartender, a big boobied blonde, and asks,
Are you the one giving out handjobs?
Why yes I am!, she replied, smiling and sticking out her chest.
Okay, he said.
Now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!
Why not make someones day by telling a few funny jokes i mean am sick minded so dont take any offences to the jokes that are posted in this Thread i will start us off with a not so bad one please post your own jokes and try to keep it going have fun!
A man walks into the bar and sees a sign:
Handjob: $5
Cheese sandwich: $2
He walks over to the bartender, a big boobied blonde, and asks,
Are you the one giving out handjobs?
Why yes I am!, she replied, smiling and sticking out her chest.
Okay, he said.
Now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!
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